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Hurteau: Write a Caption, Win a Deer Call
By Dave Hurteau
My UPS man just handed me a box full of brand new True Talker 2 Deer Calls, courtesy of Hunter’s Specialties. But they’re not for me. They’re for you. And the first one will go to the one among you who writes the best caption for the picture below, which has been bouncing around the internet lately. (Actually, the first first one will go to –Bob, the winner of our last contest; sorry for the wait –Bob. But the second first one could be yours.)
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Comments (155)
Are those peanuts that I'm smelling in your pocket...
Dude, you are doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you.
Larry attempts to cast a 60lb deer hair fly.
Like Dad always said, "You've got to use big bait for big fish."
most people just take a dog on the water with them.
Unbeknownst to Bambi, he would soon get a haircut in an angler's effort to "match the hatch"...
Is that a rod in your hand or are you happy to see me?
Hey Mr., you know Battenkill is an illegal hunting method here in California?
Life Lessons by Joe Cermele: Always ask for specifics when your wife asks if she can adopt another pet...
I hope you remembered to scrub those felt soles before coming to my river.
Things really got awkward when the young fawn realized that was not his mother's teet. If only he had realized this a moment sooner...
excuse me can you tell me what direction my parents went?
i need to see your fishing license please!
Using his new 900 wt fly rod, Timmy shoots out his hand-tied Fawn hair caddis toward an unsuspecting 'bow.
Discerning flyfishermen insist on using only fresh deer fur.
give a deer a fish feed him for a day teach a deer to fish feed him for a lifetime
with all the fishermen on the water this angler had to try something new
The Deer flies on this river are huge....wait a minute.
"Now son, this is how you...Conblammit! Would you pay attention for once! You're as ADD as deer!!"
Nate
This is why you don't feed the wildlife!
Best regards,
Albert A Rasch
Ruger 10/22 Magazine Repair Tutorial
Deer hair is a pain to cast when its wet!
"Just want some attention here! Isn't this the petting zoo?"
Deer: Your wrist is too loose.
Angler: You mother is ugly.
This fawn is out for his last walk, dad says it won't be safe to venture into the wilderness next week.
Whoa, let me get my waders, the *&$# getting deep.
DEER!!!!! WHERE????
The blind fisherman and his labrador!
If you fish anything like you hunt, you're gonna have a bad day.
Is it oxbow season already?
Deer: "There's some big browns in here, he he he"
Fawn "you don't have a gun on you do you?!?!!?"
Deer: "Who you calling a football head?"
Dude what pocket did you say your keys were in? Hurry! Some fat man dressed like a salad is chasing me with one of those exploding stick things.
The weather cleared up today, now if only the wildlife would cooperate..
Kid: Look ma a deer
Mom: where?
Kid: look in the camera mom !
Mom: o O well I di buy you that deer lovers colonge.
Are YOU my mother?
The newest technologies employed by the wildlife eforcement agents seem to be worling superbly in their attempt to nab illegal corn hucking bait fisherman disguised as fly fishermen on fly only waters.
Careful when using attractants on your fly, the local wildlife take great pleasure in pointing you out as a cheater
(button buck)ha ha ha, looks like your your button is smaller than mine.
with my extra flie tying hair i should be set for those no seem braches huh bucky?
"The Deer Whisperer" in theaters this fall.
Who's the a-hole doling out all the unwarranted minus ones? Now I have to go and offset them all.
it could be worse- it could be an 800 lb rabid grizzly
give a deer a fish, and it probably won't eat it. Teach a deer to fish and...well now youre just wasting youre time.
Mike's first day as a game warden would be his last, when in a fit of nerves he put ROBO Deer in the trout stream instead of beside the logging road
A DEER Runs Through IT
Ha! I'm not in season. have fun catchin' fish.
Excuse me sir Your flie is down
Only locally grown fresh deer hair caddis imitations work in these waters.
deer: you should've been here yesterday, they were practicaly jumping at me
Excuse me sir. Would you happen to have change for a Buck?
want to be a good outdoors men, you have to become one with nature first. act like a tree in water to catch big fish
Can I see your license
Scent Blocker just unrolled its new line of scent eliminating waders. Obviously the stuff work, the deer doesn't even know he is there.
Gump just couldn't grasp the concept of using deer hair for trout.
Hey, punk! Is that deer hair you're using?
"So I was telling your Dad, Buck, just how I felt about deer hunts and you know what he said to me?"
"Go take a fly rod, hold at 1 o'clock and whistle dixie!"
Put your hands up and give me your waders my feet are cold
I guess I'll have trout climbing in my tree stand during deer season.
Are you my mama?
you are doing it all wrong,here let me show you
If Jeremy Wade wanted to find out if the River Monster referred to as the Rainbow Trout could actually eat a small person, as legend has it, he would have to use a deer hair fly the size of one.
Hey is that a white oak acorn scent wafer in your pocket?
Huhuhuh!!!
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Were is the Vita-Rack 26 Deer Pellets you promised to bring on this trip, dont hold out on me give them to me now!!
Breaking News! A PETA member befriends a lonley fawn, but wait a second, is he fishing too?!
Excuse me, sir, but do you know Santa. I crash landed and lost my glasses during my test flight.
That's not milk!?
Whatcha doin?
" Nooooobody is gonna believe this, They are gonna lock me up in a funny farm "
Hey Bud, You're standing in my drinking water!
Organic Trout Pellet Machine only $199.99!
Chum with only the best, hot and fresh. Easily converts stream side vegetation and creek water into irrestible trout treats. Self propelled!
Sheesh, how about easing up on the pork and beans. I thought it was my dad calling me.
It was supposed to be a catch and release, but that deer would just not leave Bob alone.
"Y'know, baiting is banned in these here parts".
You're doing it all wrong. A little more wrist action.
Was I followed? No?... OK.
Word is... we'll be crossing right here tomorrow afternoon.
Now pay up!
sooooo what cha doing?
Pardon me, but, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Dominic snagged his backcast on a tag alder as he yelled ashore to his fishing genie: "I said I sure wish I had brought SPAWN to the river!"
Hey buddy want to borrow my buck tail?
{little deer} daddy,daddy its the real thing its not a decoy!
With the successful completion of this latest test, the creator of "Antler Blocker" technology decided that "Doe Pee Neutralizer" should be his next challenge!
This little guy doesn't stand a chance come deer season
Deer " you know, a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work, and ten times as good as hunting."
That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy!!!
Why oh why can't we fish with rifles...
Local department of natural resources undercover officer on the job.
You got a lot of learning to do little deer. Your about to get a good education opening day if you keep hanging around.
I SMELL SNICKERS!
See...I told you. Bucktails ALWAYS work.
The guys are never gonna let me live this down, not after the salmon attack when I was deer hunting!
these live baits NEVER work
these live baits NEVER work
Priceless...
I can't take you home with me... Broomhilda is allergic to deer hair, and those are not peanuts in my pocket!
Pssst.... don't look at me... act like you don't care that I'm here! Now... there is a big buck crossing planned here at 0730 Saturday morning, leave dough over there by the big rock when you leave!
Great I guess I'll be catch'n trout during deer season!
Dave found that the biggest trout always bit the flies with the freshest deer hair.
deer : excuse me kind sir, would you mind scratching my back, i seem to have an itch...? fisherman: no problem..... oh wait! thats where my last fly went to....
deer : excuse me kind sir, would you mind scratching my back, i seem to have an itch...? fisherman: no problem..... oh wait! thats where my last fly went to....
Mister...'scuse me, the feeder is empty.
Dude, I don't fish in YOUR bathtub...
Excuse me, but can you help me find my mom?
Unknown to Harold, he had just discovered a camouflage invisible to the whitetail deer; the hipwader.
So THAT'S why they tell you to seal your "doe in estrus" securely!
MAN! That attractor fly REALLY works!
Hello, Sailor! Come here often??
You called?
TO BUYINGGOLFONLINE: GO SELL YOUR GOLF CLUBS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS IS A HUNTING AND FISHING WEB SITE. WHAT A DOPE!!
Shore lunch!
TO BUYINGGOLFONLINE: GO SELL YOUR GOLF CLUBS SOMEWHERE ELSE. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS IS A HUNTING AND FISHING SITE.
So that's what they smell like!!!
Excuse me, sir... is that a True Talker Deer Call in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sometimes when the fishing is slow, all it takes is a little nibble to get the action started!
"What's that, Lassie? Timmy's hurt?"
Hey! I's the jerk who killed DAD!
GOT MILK ???
Hey aren't you the guy who killed my mother? i think you are!
Wow! That scent eliminating spray really works! I can hardly smell you at all!
"remember mr fisherman... 10 and 2, 10 and 2"
Can you teach me how to fish? I'm getting tired of milk!
Bob immediately regretted tying on that wet fly in an area notoriously controlled by the vicious Dry Fly or Die gang.
Am I distracting you from your casting??? I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you!!!
Hey, you've got a little something on the front of your waders - right there
Beer! I said, "toss me a BEER!" Idiot.
(this is an unofficial entry...but I just couldn't pass it up. -Bob)
I heard that old Nuge was arrested for baiting deer recently, but this is ridiculous....
Oh deer me! I've got a birdnest now...can ya give hove?
Mommy said to be real still and they wont know that i am here.
Is it my turn yet? Are you finished? I`m tired! Can you carry me back down the river? I`m hungry! I`m thirsty! Hey hey are you listening to me?
Catch more fish!
WASSUP?
YO!! HOMEBOY!! You're in my spot.
Using fresh whitetail hock hair or forget to bleach the hock hair you use to tie your flies and no telling what might rise!
So been fishing long?
Oh great I knew I shouldn't have left my waders in with my deer hunting clothes all winter.
im did gain come out with a new apple and acorn it smells delightful
I told that dumb old fish it wasn't deer season.
I told you yesterday this is MY river. Don't make me go get my dad.
I may be new to this hunting and fishing but hey, I've already got it down. Last week I shot my limit of trout and today, I've already got one deer on the stringer.
"You know, deer like corn just as much as those trout do......"
"How am I gonna explain this catch to the DNR?"
DNR has been trying to get this guy for years, maybe they shouldnt set the decoy as close next time...
Dont teach a deer to fish it waists your time and annoys the deer.
Deer: "Man, the part in the Incomplete Deer Hunter was right. If you take your horns off, they really will let you walk right by 'em!"
Today we are serving trout...
deer hair spice is optional and subject to extra fees
"Is that a bottle of montreal steak spice in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
http://huntdeer.ca
"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen, On Coment, on Cupid, on Donner, and....Blitzen get back by the sleigh, Christmas is only four months away!!"
Deer: You better run, I hear Banjo's.
When they told clueless Joe your guide "Buck" is waiting for you at the river,Joe thought his guide was a buck.
NO NO NO I didn't say I wanted a little deer here in the steream! What I said was I wish I had a little deer-hair streamer!
That's one weird looking brown trout!
Hey John, Remember that deer you killed a couple years back? I think someone want a little payback
Sir, that jerkey in your pocket better be beef
Sir, that jerkey in your pocket better be beef!
Yes! Winning on a technicality........being good and lucky at the same time! Thanks for -Bob for stepping down so I can step up. And YES! Michigan is home to the largest collection of freshwater dunes in the world!
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Beer! I said, "toss me a BEER!" Idiot.
(this is an unofficial entry...but I just couldn't pass it up. -Bob)
Larry attempts to cast a 60lb deer hair fly.
Dude what pocket did you say your keys were in? Hurry! Some fat man dressed like a salad is chasing me with one of those exploding stick things.
give a deer a fish, and it probably won't eat it. Teach a deer to fish and...well now youre just wasting youre time.
Ha! I'm not in season. have fun catchin' fish.
deer: you should've been here yesterday, they were practicaly jumping at me
So that's what they smell like!!!
Wow! That scent eliminating spray really works! I can hardly smell you at all!
Can you teach me how to fish? I'm getting tired of milk!
Catch more fish!
So been fishing long?
Dont teach a deer to fish it waists your time and annoys the deer.
That's one weird looking brown trout!
Sir, that jerkey in your pocket better be beef!
Dude, you are doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you.
most people just take a dog on the water with them.
Life Lessons by Joe Cermele: Always ask for specifics when your wife asks if she can adopt another pet...
I hope you remembered to scrub those felt soles before coming to my river.
excuse me can you tell me what direction my parents went?
i need to see your fishing license please!
Using his new 900 wt fly rod, Timmy shoots out his hand-tied Fawn hair caddis toward an unsuspecting 'bow.
Discerning flyfishermen insist on using only fresh deer fur.
give a deer a fish feed him for a day teach a deer to fish feed him for a lifetime
with all the fishermen on the water this angler had to try something new
The Deer flies on this river are huge....wait a minute.
"Now son, this is how you...Conblammit! Would you pay attention for once! You're as ADD as deer!!"
Nate
This is why you don't feed the wildlife!
Best regards,
Albert A Rasch
Ruger 10/22 Magazine Repair Tutorial
Deer hair is a pain to cast when its wet!
"Just want some attention here! Isn't this the petting zoo?"
Deer: Your wrist is too loose.
Angler: You mother is ugly.
This fawn is out for his last walk, dad says it won't be safe to venture into the wilderness next week.
Whoa, let me get my waders, the *&$# getting deep.
DEER!!!!! WHERE????
The blind fisherman and his labrador!
If you fish anything like you hunt, you're gonna have a bad day.
Is it oxbow season already?
Deer: "There's some big browns in here, he he he"
Fawn "you don't have a gun on you do you?!?!!?"
Deer: "Who you calling a football head?"
The weather cleared up today, now if only the wildlife would cooperate..
Kid: Look ma a deer
Mom: where?
Kid: look in the camera mom !
Mom: o O well I di buy you that deer lovers colonge.
Are YOU my mother?
The newest technologies employed by the wildlife eforcement agents seem to be worling superbly in their attempt to nab illegal corn hucking bait fisherman disguised as fly fishermen on fly only waters.
Careful when using attractants on your fly, the local wildlife take great pleasure in pointing you out as a cheater
(button buck)ha ha ha, looks like your your button is smaller than mine.
with my extra flie tying hair i should be set for those no seem braches huh bucky?
"The Deer Whisperer" in theaters this fall.
Who's the a-hole doling out all the unwarranted minus ones? Now I have to go and offset them all.
it could be worse- it could be an 800 lb rabid grizzly
Mike's first day as a game warden would be his last, when in a fit of nerves he put ROBO Deer in the trout stream instead of beside the logging road
A DEER Runs Through IT
Excuse me sir Your flie is down
Only locally grown fresh deer hair caddis imitations work in these waters.
Excuse me sir. Would you happen to have change for a Buck?
want to be a good outdoors men, you have to become one with nature first. act like a tree in water to catch big fish
Can I see your license
Scent Blocker just unrolled its new line of scent eliminating waders. Obviously the stuff work, the deer doesn't even know he is there.
Gump just couldn't grasp the concept of using deer hair for trout.
Hey, punk! Is that deer hair you're using?
"So I was telling your Dad, Buck, just how I felt about deer hunts and you know what he said to me?"
"Go take a fly rod, hold at 1 o'clock and whistle dixie!"
Put your hands up and give me your waders my feet are cold
I guess I'll have trout climbing in my tree stand during deer season.
Are you my mama?
you are doing it all wrong,here let me show you
If Jeremy Wade wanted to find out if the River Monster referred to as the Rainbow Trout could actually eat a small person, as legend has it, he would have to use a deer hair fly the size of one.
Hey is that a white oak acorn scent wafer in your pocket?
Huhuhuh!!!
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Were is the Vita-Rack 26 Deer Pellets you promised to bring on this trip, dont hold out on me give them to me now!!
Breaking News! A PETA member befriends a lonley fawn, but wait a second, is he fishing too?!
Excuse me, sir, but do you know Santa. I crash landed and lost my glasses during my test flight.
Whatcha doin?
" Nooooobody is gonna believe this, They are gonna lock me up in a funny farm "
Hey Bud, You're standing in my drinking water!
Organic Trout Pellet Machine only $199.99!
Chum with only the best, hot and fresh. Easily converts stream side vegetation and creek water into irrestible trout treats. Self propelled!
Sheesh, how about easing up on the pork and beans. I thought it was my dad calling me.
It was supposed to be a catch and release, but that deer would just not leave Bob alone.
"Y'know, baiting is banned in these here parts".
You're doing it all wrong. A little more wrist action.
Was I followed? No?... OK.
Word is... we'll be crossing right here tomorrow afternoon.
Now pay up!
sooooo what cha doing?
Pardon me, but, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Dominic snagged his backcast on a tag alder as he yelled ashore to his fishing genie: "I said I sure wish I had brought SPAWN to the river!"
Hey buddy want to borrow my buck tail?
{little deer} daddy,daddy its the real thing its not a decoy!
With the successful completion of this latest test, the creator of "Antler Blocker" technology decided that "Doe Pee Neutralizer" should be his next challenge!
This little guy doesn't stand a chance come deer season
That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy!!!
Why oh why can't we fish with rifles...
Local department of natural resources undercover officer on the job.
You got a lot of learning to do little deer. Your about to get a good education opening day if you keep hanging around.
I SMELL SNICKERS!
See...I told you. Bucktails ALWAYS work.
The guys are never gonna let me live this down, not after the salmon attack when I was deer hunting!
these live baits NEVER work
these live baits NEVER work
Priceless...
I can't take you home with me... Broomhilda is allergic to deer hair, and those are not peanuts in my pocket!
Pssst.... don't look at me... act like you don't care that I'm here! Now... there is a big buck crossing planned here at 0730 Saturday morning, leave dough over there by the big rock when you leave!
Great I guess I'll be catch'n trout during deer season!
Dave found that the biggest trout always bit the flies with the freshest deer hair.
deer : excuse me kind sir, would you mind scratching my back, i seem to have an itch...? fisherman: no problem..... oh wait! thats where my last fly went to....
deer : excuse me kind sir, would you mind scratching my back, i seem to have an itch...? fisherman: no problem..... oh wait! thats where my last fly went to....
Mister...'scuse me, the feeder is empty.
Dude, I don't fish in YOUR bathtub...
Excuse me, but can you help me find my mom?
Unknown to Harold, he had just discovered a camouflage invisible to the whitetail deer; the hipwader.
So THAT'S why they tell you to seal your "doe in estrus" securely!
MAN! That attractor fly REALLY works!
Hello, Sailor! Come here often??
You called?
TO BUYINGGOLFONLINE: GO SELL YOUR GOLF CLUBS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS IS A HUNTING AND FISHING WEB SITE. WHAT A DOPE!!
Shore lunch!
TO BUYINGGOLFONLINE: GO SELL YOUR GOLF CLUBS SOMEWHERE ELSE. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS IS A HUNTING AND FISHING SITE.
Excuse me, sir... is that a True Talker Deer Call in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sometimes when the fishing is slow, all it takes is a little nibble to get the action started!
"What's that, Lassie? Timmy's hurt?"
Hey! I's the jerk who killed DAD!
GOT MILK ???
Hey aren't you the guy who killed my mother? i think you are!
"remember mr fisherman... 10 and 2, 10 and 2"
Bob immediately regretted tying on that wet fly in an area notoriously controlled by the vicious Dry Fly or Die gang.
Am I distracting you from your casting??? I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you!!!
Hey, you've got a little something on the front of your waders - right there
I heard that old Nuge was arrested for baiting deer recently, but this is ridiculous....
Oh deer me! I've got a birdnest now...can ya give hove?
Mommy said to be real still and they wont know that i am here.
Is it my turn yet? Are you finished? I`m tired! Can you carry me back down the river? I`m hungry! I`m thirsty! Hey hey are you listening to me?
WASSUP?
YO!! HOMEBOY!! You're in my spot.
Using fresh whitetail hock hair or forget to bleach the hock hair you use to tie your flies and no telling what might rise!
Oh great I knew I shouldn't have left my waders in with my deer hunting clothes all winter.
im did gain come out with a new apple and acorn it smells delightful
I told that dumb old fish it wasn't deer season.
I told you yesterday this is MY river. Don't make me go get my dad.
I may be new to this hunting and fishing but hey, I've already got it down. Last week I shot my limit of trout and today, I've already got one deer on the stringer.
"You know, deer like corn just as much as those trout do......"
"How am I gonna explain this catch to the DNR?"
DNR has been trying to get this guy for years, maybe they shouldnt set the decoy as close next time...
Deer: "Man, the part in the Incomplete Deer Hunter was right. If you take your horns off, they really will let you walk right by 'em!"
Today we are serving trout...
deer hair spice is optional and subject to extra fees
"Is that a bottle of montreal steak spice in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
http://huntdeer.ca
"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen, On Coment, on Cupid, on Donner, and....Blitzen get back by the sleigh, Christmas is only four months away!!"
Deer: You better run, I hear Banjo's.
When they told clueless Joe your guide "Buck" is waiting for you at the river,Joe thought his guide was a buck.
NO NO NO I didn't say I wanted a little deer here in the steream! What I said was I wish I had a little deer-hair streamer!
Hey John, Remember that deer you killed a couple years back? I think someone want a little payback
Sir, that jerkey in your pocket better be beef
Yes! Winning on a technicality........being good and lucky at the same time! Thanks for -Bob for stepping down so I can step up. And YES! Michigan is home to the largest collection of freshwater dunes in the world!
Like Dad always said, "You've got to use big bait for big fish."
Unbeknownst to Bambi, he would soon get a haircut in an angler's effort to "match the hatch"...
Is that a rod in your hand or are you happy to see me?
Hey Mr., you know Battenkill is an illegal hunting method here in California?
Deer " you know, a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work, and ten times as good as hunting."
Things really got awkward when the young fawn realized that was not his mother's teet. If only he had realized this a moment sooner...
Are those peanuts that I'm smelling in your pocket...
That's not milk!?
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