My important nugget is: He is going to need a swimming pool for his wife!

All joking aside this guy has some serious issues other than squirrels. He needs a little psycho analysist.

Ask your wife if she has an extra $2,500 laying around before you drown a squirrel

He needs the name of the most vicious divorce lawyer in the area. That woman can never be trusted again.

Everything is illegal in New Jersey. And you can't discharge a gun anywhere in New Jersey, except at a range or in the field while hunting. God forbid you have one hollow point bullet or pellet on you in New Jersey. For every hollow point you have on you, you're getting 5 years in jail. You also need a NJ pistol license before you can buy an air gun, and then you have to register it.

I wouldn't piss on New Jersey if it were on fire.

This is my ex gf's father. Do you know how he broke us up? First he told her that she had to go to NJ after the semester and 'visit' him for a week. Then he wouldn't let her leave.

She called me crying every day. She's 21. Then he took her cell phone when he found out we talked and she wanted to come back and see me. We were together for 2 years everyday and in love.

A few days later on the telephone, he told me,
"There's too many emotions between you two. So I don't think you two should communicate with each other until both of your feelings for each other are gone.

"That is why she has to stay in NJ. Maybe I can arrange to drive her to Pittsburgh to get her personal effects and you two can have a visit and say goodbye for 10 minutes."

For the person who asked, according to my ex, his wife was divorcing him,but only because his is under investigation for tax fraud and so she has to so she can save money. She told me "My daughter does not want to see you, she only thinks that because you confuse her by talking to her."

And before they had her come back, they encouraged her and I to sign a lease for an apt in a historic landmark (the most expensive one we had looked at), and said they would pay her half. His house is next to the ocean, I had to take out school loans and not eat the last 6 months just to pay her half...
...and he is wasting squirrels!
Sic
He told me to go live at a homeless shelter if I got kicked out, and to throw away all of her things. Her old childhood memorabilia, first guitar, her artwork, her dairies from highschool,birth certificate,clothes, all of her stuff that she had.

And she said he took her laptop because it had hundreds of pictures of us together on it from the last 2 years, and anything else she had to remind her of me.

And they do not live in the woods, but a community of valuable properties right next to the ocean with neighbors right next door. So yeah, it is pretty sick to do this in your neighborhood backyard. I feel as helpless as the squirrels.

Bet she didn't think about all the fines and fees, probably wishes she would have kept her mouth shut. Thats still a pretty sick way to kill an animal though.

Maybe the full length squirrel coat didn't go over to well at Christmas.

at least he knows a good lawyer for the devorce

He needs some pet hawks.

I know from experience that a squirrel can cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. Wait till one finds his way into your attic chews on some electrical wires and burns the house down. My neighbor found that out the hard way. I don't agree with the killing method but a high-powered pellet gun works just fine.

May or may not have been involved in some havahart skunk drownings...