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March 16, 2012

Caption Contest: Write The Best, Win a Knife

By Chad Love

Don't ask... I just took the picture while wandering the aisles at the Pheasants Forever Pheasant Fest and Quail Classic last month. I have no idea what's going on inside the head of either the wire-haired pointing griffon (at least I think that's what he is) or the boy with the unusual hat.

But since it's time for another caption contest, maybe you can provide some insight.

You know the drill: put your caption in the comments section, and the sharpest wit among the contestants will come away with an equally sharp Gerber Freeman Guide Folder. Good luck, and remember to put on your, uh, thinking cap. Winner will be announced next week.

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from Steward wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"Squirrel!"

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from hikerkolb wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

The new martin hat offering warmth and self defense.

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Interesting how the weasel is thinking AND doing the exact same thing, much to the detriment of that nice clean sweatshirt…

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from Fishman24 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey there is one on your head too. Haha made you look.

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from TM wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"If my pups ever went out in public dressed like that, I'd howl at the moon. These trade shows have gone to the dogs."

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from Logan88 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kid to dog: You're barking up the wrong tree Mr.

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from Levi Banks wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Yeah, but is he steady to tail?

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from Trish Bevill wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Is that a squrill on your had or are you just glad to see me!

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from jdwood wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Pooch- Why don't you come down off you high horse and see if you can't out run me on the ground.

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from redneckprofessor wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

As the retired bird dog champ, Pepper didn't mind the hours signing autographs or taking pictures, but the constant taunting from youngsters really rubbed him the wrong way.

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from JMWoods wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Nope... Chuck Testa!

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

At the recent American Medical Association convention Doc Percy Ankleboots demonstrates his new cut rate, lightning quick, nearly painless technique for performing a therapeutic frontal lobtomies. Patent pending.

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from Jere39 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"I don't know whether to point it, or flush it; but I wish you'd just shoot it rather than standing there grinning at it?

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Exactly 3 seconds before the dog attacked.

3 seconds after, little Timmy never was the same again.

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from Richc1388 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"If I had known you were ordering lunch I wouldn't have dragged this huge bag of food with me!"

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from Joe Breece wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I bet my quail pine martin can out do your quail dog.

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Excuse me Mr. Martin but did you know that you have a young man growth on your feet.

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

My hat...this is Flambeau's new prototype...its from there wear your decoy line.

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from bennyfreeze wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: "Hey, that ferret has a kid on his butt!"

Dog: "I treed him...i just wonder if you're gonna shoot it."

Ferret: "I'll distract the dog, you grab the pro-plan and run!"

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from coachsjike wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

are you smarter than a fifth grader!

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from BrandonScarbel wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: You may have mastered riding your pet human but my pet human cleans up after me.

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from bruisedsausage wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Much to everyone's surprise, little Johnny wasn't wearing a stuffed pine marten, but instead allowing his pheasant annihilating machine "martin" to learn the trade secrets of the select few. However Whisker McBiscuit wasn't fooled.

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from woodpecker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

yep,...worse thing about the one I had was he kept peeing on my shoulder.

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from Shooter Wright wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its not polite to point.

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from WhoDey wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Bird weasel...seriously?

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from sperlock wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

The National Ferret Fest and Martin Classic is next door kid.

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from bigd7400 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Thats the ugliest Yorkshire Terrier I've ever seen.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I have no idea what you are talking about, so here a picture of a kid with a squirrel on his head.

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from Blackdog1100 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I could do that

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from Shooter Wright wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its not polite to point.

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from Jeff75 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I think I found a new hat for my mom to wear at the Kentucky derby. Then me and my brother go out back and play Robin Hood substituting the apple, if I can only keep it away from this dog.

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from Tres33 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

And the winner of the animal staring contest goes to...

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from mad_dog9999 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Business up front, Party running down my back.

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I don't know what they put in that Pro Plan dog food but I'm seeing pine martins sitting on young boys heads!

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from thedraketaker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

" I sure do hope your what they put in these here bags of Pro Plan...cause DANG its tasty!"

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from SoCal Hunter wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Anybody seen my weasel?

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from sofaking2000 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Daddy! What is that dog doing to my hat?

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from Mariano Mario M... wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: Here ferret, ferret, ferret! I promise, I won't bite!

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from Ted Roberts wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That was the tenth person that day to tell Kennith his decoy hunting wear was probably not a good idea.

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from Ted Roberts wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Everyone is thinking he's more afraid of me than I am of him.

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Play?!

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

SOON....

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from bass bomber wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy: Look what Uncle Bubba found!

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

After Bob had his son walk by with his Pine Martin hat Buster finally realized that, as Bob's new gun dog, his head had to be on a swivel 24/7 365.

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to owner, " Can't I get one afternoon off?"

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to owner, "Well? Are you gonna shoot that thing or what?"

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"critters with fur are not in my contract! i only do feathers!"

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from Brendan Riley wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

when i get my paws on you...

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from Jim Camenzind wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Making Davy Crocket proud!

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from Brendan Riley wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Forget proplan, give me that martin

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from bassman06 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"This isn't the taxidermy convention... Nice doggy..."

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

waaa waaa waaaaaaaaa

dun dun dun......

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Does your dog bite? No...does your hat?

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Be vewy vewy quiet...

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I wouldn't go to Ohio wearing that hat.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That hat is worse than the sweater he makes me wear.

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from RedHeadHunter wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Little Timmy: "Training a dog to point out birds, ha, child's play. Try training a pine marten to sit on your head, now that takes talent"!!

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from spentcartridge wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

You gotta be kidding me.

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from FOX wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Guess what the dogs thinking.
Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! I would give my favorite toy if you jump.

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from kurtc84 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Classic stare-down, we all know how this one ends...

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from VAHunter540 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This week’s sign of the apocalypse. A new age “Davey Crockett Hipster” clothing line is all the rage amongst young suburbanites and city folk.

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from MaxPower wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"I don't know what that thing is, but I still treed it."

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from R.U. Effingme wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"Is that a weasle on your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

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from eyesearch wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"hey mister, I know you think this is funny and all,but if that little mangy mutt of yours comes any closer, I'll hit you so hard you'll cry like a school girl..."

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This was just going to be the start of all the excitement for the weekend.

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

In a few short moments, the Pheasant Fest was about to kickoff.

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

DON'T MOVE, He will get away!

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

You should see his other hat

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

If only little Johnnie had known, maybe he could have prevented the Pine martin infestation.

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

HEADS!!

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

High Fashion

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its the turtle mans kid!

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from Blase110 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Your kids will be safe from strangers with the new Pedi-Way Pine Marten defense hat...(NOTICE: not meant to protect them from dogs)

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from vayotehowler wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

after reading the ingredients in purina proplan . Timmys martin ran up his leg and wouldnt come down for days!!!!!!!

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from vayotehowler wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

after reading the ingredients in purina proplan . Timmys martin ran up his leg and wouldnt come down for days!!!!!!!

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from J.B.H wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"hey little boy, i got a bunch of chew toys at my house, wanna play?

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

and the guy is thinking, "Oh man, this is really gonna make my day."

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: "Not cool kid...Soooo not cool."

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: " Dude, your seeing this right?"

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from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

From the dog: Are you looking at me???

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from kirkpdx wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight...

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That must be mossy oak's new reverse camo...where the trees look like humans

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from Tres33 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Surprisingly the Marten was the first to blink

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from sobemanhoss wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

My eyes are down here!

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I told you not to pick it, it will never heal.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dude, those things carry lyme disease.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This is just me speculating, but I'd have that looked at.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Can't you lance that thing.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

What's with the Snoopy impression.

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from GeneralIssue wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: I don't like the way that kid's hat is lookin' at me...

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from Micropterus24 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get mauled by a dog, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

If I sit pretty, can I have the crunchy squeak toy?

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from Aaron Clay Roby wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to Trainer : That one is trained well I can barely handle it when you put a treat on my nose.

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from ltnichols wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

It's like a trainwreck: You can't turn away even though you know this isn't going to end well.

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from woodpecker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Clem's body did crazy things after a good laugh...here's Clem nonchalantly checking himself for a hernia.9g

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: How come you won’t let on YOUR head?

Man: Holy crap! A talking dog!

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Argh! Typo! Take 2...

Dog: How come you won’t let me on YOUR head?

Man: Holy crap! A talking dog!

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from rvanbramer wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy: Hey, Dad, check out the cool hat Grandpa made me!
Dad: Um, Billy, Grandpa is getting a little senile, skin caps shouldn't still be alive. And I dont know if wearing your new cap to the hunting dog expo was the best idea. This could get interesting.

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from Machiavelli wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Like most things in life, what you want to do with your martin depends on your age.

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from grantorrin wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Cruella de Vil's grandson attends the dog show with his new mink hat and notices a dog that would make a SERIOUSLY amazing coat. Tragically, the dog's owner was oblivious and happily handed the dog over to the boy when he said that he'd like to take the dog for a walk and "try him on for size."

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from muddymudskippa wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

wire-haired pointing griffon: "Boy! I thought I had vermin!" /scratches fleas

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from HunterHaas wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

: Boy that's some craaazy hat ya got!
: HAHA thanks sir! My father made it for me...
: Target acquired, locked on... fire in 5-4-3-2-1...

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from HunterHaas wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

MAN: Boy that's some craaazy hat ya got!
BOY: HAHA thanks sir! My father made it for me...
DOG: Target acquired, locked on... fire in 5-4-3-2-1...

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

From the makers of "Trunk Monkey", it's the "Martin Hat"!

www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trunk+monkey&mid=AE11EB851AA319008AB4AE11EB...

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from HammerGun wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

...there came a low hiss--a horrid cold sound that made Rikki-tikki jump back two clear feet.

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from JustTakeMeHunting14 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy says to dog:you like to chase your tail.... I like to wear hats with critters on them.Dont judge.
Dog says to boy:enough said.cool story bro

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from Jason Graham wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

just let me stay up here a little longer i'm sure it'll go away soon

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from tentex12 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

i am not sure which one I should be more afraid of: the dog about to attack or the pine martin

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from tentex12 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

i am not sure which one I should be more afraid of: the dog about to attack or the pine martin

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from OlPoppy wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey Mr.

What's your dog staring at..!

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from OlPoppy wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kibbles & Bits, No
Pro Plan,. No
Wheasle, YES Grrrrrrrr

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from KYOutdoorsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey kid, I don't want to scare you, but you have a HUGE rat on your head!

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Today on “Undercover Boss” -- Peyton Manning works the dog food booth, and hilarity ensues…

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

btw the last post i had was trying to imitate the theme from "the good the bad and the ugly"

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from Robert Rogers wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

(Dog says) Found ya, AGAIN. Dude for the umpteenth time you are NOT invisible. (Dog mumbles as he shakes his head) Lord you kinda skimped in the brains department for weasel family didn't ya? (Dog chuckles) poor little fellow, bless him.

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Someone is more dedicated then that dog probably is to hunting to go through a hundred plus comments and minus every one of them three times. Either that or they really hate Martins...

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I agree with ya vasportsman, pretty hard to guess who it is . . .

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from buddyh wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

It's my lucky hunting hat. The nice thing my creepy hid sister has ever given me.

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from buddyh wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That last one should read-

"It's my lucky hunting hat. The only nice thing my creepy kid sister has ever given me."

Sorry I fat-fingered it the first time

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from chaslee wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Is that a pickle in your pocket or is you dog glad to see me.

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from chaslee wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I'll be banned for life.

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from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hey dog, if you don't fetch your masters birds you will end up like my weasel, a hat ornament!"

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from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Dog: Can you believe this kid dad? Something ain't right! I don't trust him! He looks like a weasel! Quick hide my dog food before he takes it!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Hey, Kid! You know that nursery rhyme "Pop goes the weasel?" Take one step closer to my dog food and I'll show you what its about! Grrrr

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from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Half a pound of brown rice,
Half a pound of savory chicken.
That’s the way my dog foods made,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Every day when my master leaves
The food bowls on the table,
Jump up and knock it down,
Pop! goes the weasel.

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from Equack wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hurry up and POP that weasel! Before he get my food!"

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from Equack wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hurry up and POP that weasel! Before he get my food!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Randy Marange wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

now only if this pro plan dog food gave me the ability to jump that high

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from mnobles23 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Is THAT what a quail is supposed to look like?

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from GaFisherman wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"I think it's fake boss, but get your gun, I'll keep pointing in case this thing moves!"

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from Redbone wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Glad its not a phesant.

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from demory11 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

That is one peculiar, two-legged critter you have under your hat.

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from curtis6676 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

C'mon down, you're the next contestant on in my bowl!

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from Doug Shepherd wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

The No-Kill hat comes with live martins, squirrels, skunks and raccoons. Adult size is extra.

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from njschneider wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

what the ruff?

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from Uriah Hansen wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Boy! Watch out there is a aminal on your head! Bend over and I shall catch it for you.

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from Mathiashunter wrote 2 years 5 days ago

Hmmm, I wonder when humans started useing "live" fur?

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from Doug Shepherd wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

The No-Kill hat comes with live martins, squirrels, skunks and raccoons. Adult size is extra.

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from Steward wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"Squirrel!"

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from Jason Graham wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

just let me stay up here a little longer i'm sure it'll go away soon

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I agree with ya vasportsman, pretty hard to guess who it is . . .

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buddyh wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

It's my lucky hunting hat. The nice thing my creepy hid sister has ever given me.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buddyh wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That last one should read-

"It's my lucky hunting hat. The only nice thing my creepy kid sister has ever given me."

Sorry I fat-fingered it the first time

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from chaslee wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Is that a pickle in your pocket or is you dog glad to see me.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from chaslee wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I'll be banned for life.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Half a pound of brown rice,
Half a pound of savory chicken.
That’s the way my dog foods made,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Every day when my master leaves
The food bowls on the table,
Jump up and knock it down,
Pop! goes the weasel.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Equack wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hurry up and POP that weasel! Before he get my food!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Equack wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hurry up and POP that weasel! Before he get my food!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Randy Marange wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

now only if this pro plan dog food gave me the ability to jump that high

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from mnobles23 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Is THAT what a quail is supposed to look like?

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from GaFisherman wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"I think it's fake boss, but get your gun, I'll keep pointing in case this thing moves!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Redbone wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Glad its not a phesant.

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from Tres33 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

And the winner of the animal staring contest goes to...

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from HunterHaas wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

MAN: Boy that's some craaazy hat ya got!
BOY: HAHA thanks sir! My father made it for me...
DOG: Target acquired, locked on... fire in 5-4-3-2-1...

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from tentex12 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

i am not sure which one I should be more afraid of: the dog about to attack or the pine martin

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from tentex12 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

i am not sure which one I should be more afraid of: the dog about to attack or the pine martin

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

btw the last post i had was trying to imitate the theme from "the good the bad and the ugly"

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from Robert Rogers wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

(Dog says) Found ya, AGAIN. Dude for the umpteenth time you are NOT invisible. (Dog mumbles as he shakes his head) Lord you kinda skimped in the brains department for weasel family didn't ya? (Dog chuckles) poor little fellow, bless him.

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Someone is more dedicated then that dog probably is to hunting to go through a hundred plus comments and minus every one of them three times. Either that or they really hate Martins...

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from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

"Hey dog, if you don't fetch your masters birds you will end up like my weasel, a hat ornament!"

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Dog: Can you believe this kid dad? Something ain't right! I don't trust him! He looks like a weasel! Quick hide my dog food before he takes it!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Nick Sebald wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Hey, Kid! You know that nursery rhyme "Pop goes the weasel?" Take one step closer to my dog food and I'll show you what its about! Grrrr

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from demory11 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

That is one peculiar, two-legged critter you have under your hat.

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from njschneider wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

what the ruff?

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from Uriah Hansen wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

Boy! Watch out there is a aminal on your head! Bend over and I shall catch it for you.

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from Mathiashunter wrote 2 years 5 days ago

Hmmm, I wonder when humans started useing "live" fur?

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from hikerkolb wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

The new martin hat offering warmth and self defense.

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from TM wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"If my pups ever went out in public dressed like that, I'd howl at the moon. These trade shows have gone to the dogs."

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from Trish Bevill wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Is that a squrill on your had or are you just glad to see me!

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

At the recent American Medical Association convention Doc Percy Ankleboots demonstrates his new cut rate, lightning quick, nearly painless technique for performing a therapeutic frontal lobtomies. Patent pending.

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from Jere39 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"I don't know whether to point it, or flush it; but I wish you'd just shoot it rather than standing there grinning at it?

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Excuse me Mr. Martin but did you know that you have a young man growth on your feet.

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from woodpecker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

yep,...worse thing about the one I had was he kept peeing on my shoulder.

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from Shooter Wright wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its not polite to point.

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from sperlock wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

The National Ferret Fest and Martin Classic is next door kid.

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from bigd7400 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Thats the ugliest Yorkshire Terrier I've ever seen.

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from Walt Smith wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I don't know what they put in that Pro Plan dog food but I'm seeing pine martins sitting on young boys heads!

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from bass bomber wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy: Look what Uncle Bubba found!

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

waaa waaa waaaaaaaaa

dun dun dun......

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from R.U. Effingme wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"Is that a weasle on your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its the turtle mans kid!

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That must be mossy oak's new reverse camo...where the trees look like humans

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from Tres33 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Surprisingly the Marten was the first to blink

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from GeneralIssue wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: I don't like the way that kid's hat is lookin' at me...

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Argh! Typo! Take 2...

Dog: How come you won’t let me on YOUR head?

Man: Holy crap! A talking dog!

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from Machiavelli wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Like most things in life, what you want to do with your martin depends on your age.

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from muddymudskippa wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

wire-haired pointing griffon: "Boy! I thought I had vermin!" /scratches fleas

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from OlPoppy wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kibbles & Bits, No
Pro Plan,. No
Wheasle, YES Grrrrrrrr

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from curtis6676 wrote 2 years 3 weeks ago

C'mon down, you're the next contestant on in my bowl!

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Interesting how the weasel is thinking AND doing the exact same thing, much to the detriment of that nice clean sweatshirt…

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from Fishman24 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey there is one on your head too. Haha made you look.

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from Logan88 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kid to dog: You're barking up the wrong tree Mr.

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from Levi Banks wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Yeah, but is he steady to tail?

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from jdwood wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Pooch- Why don't you come down off you high horse and see if you can't out run me on the ground.

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from redneckprofessor wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

As the retired bird dog champ, Pepper didn't mind the hours signing autographs or taking pictures, but the constant taunting from youngsters really rubbed him the wrong way.

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from JMWoods wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Nope... Chuck Testa!

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from BaboosicBomb wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Exactly 3 seconds before the dog attacked.

3 seconds after, little Timmy never was the same again.

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from Richc1388 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"If I had known you were ordering lunch I wouldn't have dragged this huge bag of food with me!"

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from Joe Breece wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I bet my quail pine martin can out do your quail dog.

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from Matt Eckholm wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

My hat...this is Flambeau's new prototype...its from there wear your decoy line.

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from bennyfreeze wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: "Hey, that ferret has a kid on his butt!"

Dog: "I treed him...i just wonder if you're gonna shoot it."

Ferret: "I'll distract the dog, you grab the pro-plan and run!"

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from coachsjike wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

are you smarter than a fifth grader!

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from BrandonScarbel wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: You may have mastered riding your pet human but my pet human cleans up after me.

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from bruisedsausage wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Much to everyone's surprise, little Johnny wasn't wearing a stuffed pine marten, but instead allowing his pheasant annihilating machine "martin" to learn the trade secrets of the select few. However Whisker McBiscuit wasn't fooled.

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from WhoDey wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Bird weasel...seriously?

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from RockySquirrel wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I have no idea what you are talking about, so here a picture of a kid with a squirrel on his head.

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from Blackdog1100 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I could do that

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from Shooter Wright wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Its not polite to point.

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from Jeff75 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I think I found a new hat for my mom to wear at the Kentucky derby. Then me and my brother go out back and play Robin Hood substituting the apple, if I can only keep it away from this dog.

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from mad_dog9999 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Business up front, Party running down my back.

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from thedraketaker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

" I sure do hope your what they put in these here bags of Pro Plan...cause DANG its tasty!"

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from SoCal Hunter wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Anybody seen my weasel?

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from sofaking2000 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Daddy! What is that dog doing to my hat?

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from Ted Roberts wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That was the tenth person that day to tell Kennith his decoy hunting wear was probably not a good idea.

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from Ted Roberts wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Everyone is thinking he's more afraid of me than I am of him.

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Play?!

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from kansasjeff wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

SOON....

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

After Bob had his son walk by with his Pine Martin hat Buster finally realized that, as Bob's new gun dog, his head had to be on a swivel 24/7 365.

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to owner, " Can't I get one afternoon off?"

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from Ceese1 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to owner, "Well? Are you gonna shoot that thing or what?"

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"critters with fur are not in my contract! i only do feathers!"

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from Brendan Riley wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

when i get my paws on you...

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from Jim Camenzind wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Making Davy Crocket proud!

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from Brendan Riley wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Forget proplan, give me that martin

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from bassman06 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"This isn't the taxidermy convention... Nice doggy..."

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Does your dog bite? No...does your hat?

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Be vewy vewy quiet...

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I wouldn't go to Ohio wearing that hat.

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from RedHeadHunter wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Little Timmy: "Training a dog to point out birds, ha, child's play. Try training a pine marten to sit on your head, now that takes talent"!!

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from spentcartridge wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

You gotta be kidding me.

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from FOX wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Guess what the dogs thinking.
Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! Please jump! I would give my favorite toy if you jump.

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from kurtc84 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Classic stare-down, we all know how this one ends...

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from VAHunter540 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This week’s sign of the apocalypse. A new age “Davey Crockett Hipster” clothing line is all the rage amongst young suburbanites and city folk.

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from MaxPower wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"I don't know what that thing is, but I still treed it."

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from eyesearch wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"hey mister, I know you think this is funny and all,but if that little mangy mutt of yours comes any closer, I'll hit you so hard you'll cry like a school girl..."

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This was just going to be the start of all the excitement for the weekend.

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

In a few short moments, the Pheasant Fest was about to kickoff.

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

DON'T MOVE, He will get away!

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

You should see his other hat

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

If only little Johnnie had known, maybe he could have prevented the Pine martin infestation.

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

HEADS!!

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from alwaysWRIGHT wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

High Fashion

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from Blase110 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Your kids will be safe from strangers with the new Pedi-Way Pine Marten defense hat...(NOTICE: not meant to protect them from dogs)

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from vayotehowler wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

after reading the ingredients in purina proplan . Timmys martin ran up his leg and wouldnt come down for days!!!!!!!

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from vayotehowler wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

after reading the ingredients in purina proplan . Timmys martin ran up his leg and wouldnt come down for days!!!!!!!

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from J.B.H wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

"hey little boy, i got a bunch of chew toys at my house, wanna play?

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

and the guy is thinking, "Oh man, this is really gonna make my day."

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: "Not cool kid...Soooo not cool."

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from vasportsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: " Dude, your seeing this right?"

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from youngfisherman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

From the dog: Are you looking at me???

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from kirkpdx wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight...

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from sobemanhoss wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

My eyes are down here!

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

I told you not to pick it, it will never heal.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dude, those things carry lyme disease.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

This is just me speculating, but I'd have that looked at.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Can't you lance that thing.

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

What's with the Snoopy impression.

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from Micropterus24 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get mauled by a dog, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

If I sit pretty, can I have the crunchy squeak toy?

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from Aaron Clay Roby wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog to Trainer : That one is trained well I can barely handle it when you put a treat on my nose.

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from ltnichols wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

It's like a trainwreck: You can't turn away even though you know this isn't going to end well.

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from woodpecker wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Clem's body did crazy things after a good laugh...here's Clem nonchalantly checking himself for a hernia.9g

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: How come you won’t let on YOUR head?

Man: Holy crap! A talking dog!

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from rvanbramer wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy: Hey, Dad, check out the cool hat Grandpa made me!
Dad: Um, Billy, Grandpa is getting a little senile, skin caps shouldn't still be alive. And I dont know if wearing your new cap to the hunting dog expo was the best idea. This could get interesting.

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from grantorrin wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Cruella de Vil's grandson attends the dog show with his new mink hat and notices a dog that would make a SERIOUSLY amazing coat. Tragically, the dog's owner was oblivious and happily handed the dog over to the boy when he said that he'd like to take the dog for a walk and "try him on for size."

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from HunterHaas wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

: Boy that's some craaazy hat ya got!
: HAHA thanks sir! My father made it for me...
: Target acquired, locked on... fire in 5-4-3-2-1...

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

From the makers of "Trunk Monkey", it's the "Martin Hat"!

www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trunk+monkey&mid=AE11EB851AA319008AB4AE11EB...

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from HammerGun wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

...there came a low hiss--a horrid cold sound that made Rikki-tikki jump back two clear feet.

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from OlPoppy wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey Mr.

What's your dog staring at..!

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from KYOutdoorsman wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Hey kid, I don't want to scare you, but you have a HUGE rat on your head!

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from Mariano Mario M... wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Dog: Here ferret, ferret, ferret! I promise, I won't bite!

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from sgtsly wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

That hat is worse than the sweater he makes me wear.

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from JustTakeMeHunting14 wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Boy says to dog:you like to chase your tail.... I like to wear hats with critters on them.Dont judge.
Dog says to boy:enough said.cool story bro

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from -Bob wrote 2 years 4 weeks ago

Today on “Undercover Boss” -- Peyton Manning works the dog food booth, and hilarity ensues…

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