


March 08, 2013
Caption Contest: Write Best, Win a Knife and Paracord Bracelets
By Chad Love

When I saw this photograph featured in the (Uk) Daily Mail I knew I had to see what you all could come up with.
You know the drill: give this photograph your best caption in the comments section. The winner gets a sweet Swedish Fireknife from Mora and Light My Fire, as well as a pair of cool Survival Straps paracord bracelets for when you're trapped in the field and absolutely, positively have to make an emergency lead for your dog...
Have fun...

Comments (230)
text book gun dog
Question....So, does the dog have vision problems and the guy beside him is his "seeing eye human"??
Either way.....say hello to my little friend....my trusty "K-9mm"!!
Gun Dog: You're doing it wrong.
"I can assure you, his 'bite' is far worse than his bark these days..."
I'll bite all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Yellow Labs...they only LOOK happy...
First purse puppies and now concealed carry canines. What's next?
Go ahead...hit the clicker on that shock collar AGAIN Beret Boy, and see what happens...
Fido adds the new GHG Mumbai Policeman decoy to his human hunting spread.
this is how they will get past the new no concealed carry law
You, make with the milk bones or this guy gets it.
And breaking news today....to add to the long list of empty threats of attacks by the North Koreans, sources believe the newest of which is sending trained dogs on kamikaze missions knowing full well that Americans can't resist the labrador retriever
quick check the magazine and make sure it can hold no more than 10 shots
Gun control taken to a whole new level. They can't even trust police officers with sidearms, so they have to arm their dogs.
My dog's gun is bigger than your dog's gun
If you plan on committing a crime, all you need to disarm the police is a pocket full of milk bones.
"Stop or my dog will shoot!!"
Looks like Banana Joe is following in Rodman's footsteps and planning a trip to Korea, but he is bringing his own security force with him.
"They're not kidding about dogs being mans best friend. If I didn't have old Kujo here I'd be down to nothing but a rape whistle."
Drat...
Now I'll HAVE to share my donuts with the pooch...!!
Well I know the Germans tried to blow up tanks with bombs attached to dogs and they just ended getting blown up. Do you think the koreans are gonna get shot?
I have always said guns do not kill people. People kill now am going to have to say dogs kill people not guns?
I know my step mother finally agreed to a gun dog, but I think she might draw the line at this...
Headline UK- with all the restrictions on owning and carrying firearms, UK police have devised a way to avoid lawsuits about carrying firearms...the dog did it.
I think i've seen this in a book somewhere its was really effective in... O thats right darwin awards, silly me.
Believe it or not in their country this right is protected by the first amendment.
pursuant to new york's new gun laws, dogs are now allowed to carry!
Joe could pass his range test, but Spot did.
He is known as "The Dog with no Name".
My dog can shoot better than President Obama, with all due respect
What would be the reaction if you tried to pet that dog.
Ya that's right, a heat packin K9. While your mutt is retrieving ducks off a lake, mine is arresting drug dealers and smoking cartel king pins.
If I only had opposable thumbs!
The new standard issue K-9MM.
You dont have to worry about his bark or his bite. Its his quickdraw you have to watch out for.
K-9 team 6, silently infiltrating even the most secure countries one at a time.
Hey, has anyone seen my dog?
"Dude, i get a gun and you don't? Damn i love communism.
Hey, you'd be packing heat too if you had 27 million people wanting to make you dinner.
Sorry folks, he's a rookie and isnt allowed to carry on duty.
After a mistaken plea deal for a domestic violence, Officer Jones came up with a novel way to keep his job.
" It's a Technicality....they said an Officer can't carry a firearm."
"I'll have the #12 with Lo Mein, the tall guy will have #7 with the Pork Fried Rice." "Keep in mind I'm packing, just in case you get any ideas about putting me on the menu."
" We're a team. I carry the gun, stupid carries the bullets."
"We're detectives." " I'm Purina, he's Chow."
"Of course I'm armed." " Asians eat their share of dog."
Four feet and packing heat
I got your back, dog, if you got mine, man.
foreign tourist: A dog with a gun?
Officer Somchai: Yes.
Foreign tourist: That is madness!
Officer Somchai: THIS IS THAILAND!!!!!
DOG: WOOF!
Leave us alone, we are on a kamikaze mission.
I love the look on his face.
It's like: "Damn it! I've been an officer for 10 years. I have a spotless record, and I'm still carrying my old S&W .38. Rookie here just shows the Captain his big brown eyes, wags his tail and gets a new Glock!? This Sucks!!"
Man's best friend, and a dog too.
Guy: "I want a gun too!"
Dog: "Yeah well i want a fancy hat but we can't always get what we want can we?"
Sir, if you don't freeze i will send the dog in!
Trust me you don't want me to send the dog in!
Doggy Harry
After being disarmed by criminals one too many times the officer was ordered to relinquish his side arm to his more reliable partner...
It was only a matter of time before the Gun Dogs got their own personal service humans...
This dog can crap in any park he wants to...
You see, did I bark five times or six times? Do you feel lucky punk? Do you? So go ahead, make me bark...
WTF!
"Baw gaup kii ma" (I don't pick up dog poop) in Isaan accented Thai.
Just following orders from Congress.
Since the Fido had a cold officer Jones had to take over sniffing duty...and trust Fido to cover him.
Dog: I'd rather be in a duck blind!
For Ron White fans:
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY THUMBS!!!
Hands up or my dog will shoot!
So anyway I'm standing there and my feet and back are killing me and I gotta carry all this crap and there's ging lai just standing there and Mink ya, it comes to me.
In America they are taking guns away, here we issue them to our dogs.
I think this how they get past the 7 round magazine ban in New York, you just have the dog carry the gun.
This is what happens when officers retaking the shooting qualification course fail, a shooting guy dog.
The sad part is the dog got a marksman ship award.
Relax, he is a Retriever not a Pointer!
Draw!
I know you're trying to look scary officer, but I'm not that worried, 'cause the dog looks to happy to shoot me!
That dog can hunt..
Quick draw McGraw has met his match.
Paws for the cause!
After a lax recruitment period, the Thai police forces have resorted to beat cops that don't mind all the walking...
Old Yeller obviously passed his mental health screening.
I bet their teachers can carry, too.
Straw sales have completely gotten out of control.
Go ahead... Make my day
The background check missed his felony conviction for sexual deviance for humping the mailman's leg.
the next thing you know they will have a law against tactical dogs!
After blindly firing his shotgun through the door, Uncle Joe didn't know what hit him when the return fire came through the doggie door.
The time tested Asian Police Force diet technique of arming your food. It is quite effective.
Kim Jung Un in Undercover Boss
In Thailand, if you already have a "conceal and carry", the next step is to get a "retrieve and carry"!
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw....
"Gentlemen, may we present out entire strike force dedicated to ending illicit acts here in Thailand."
"That's right, it's the year of the dog!"
Of course he looks mad! The police chief took his gun and then gave it to the dog!
"I hope he doesn't expect me to use this thing...I don't have thumbs"
Instead of self defense class, the dog had to just resist and beggin strip.
It's not the policeman's weapon. It belongs to the Kapuchin monkey that rides bareback. Oh...and he's left handed!
The cats in this down are downright dangerous.
ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD DOG WITH A GUN IS A GOOD DOG WITH A GUN
thats his seeing eye shooting dog
you know, if the holster were a little bit more low slung, it would be easier on the dog...
"Barney carries his bullet in his pocket, and I carry his pistol!"
Brings a whole new meaning to seeing eye dog.
That squirrel better not show up around here again.
I'm Your Huckleberry!
Semper Fido!
Man's Best Holster
Guns don't kill people, buy my dog might.
So much for the old dog and new tricks!
Hey Feinstein! Now what?!?
He shot my paw!
If you want a job done right have your dog do it!
I think they made the right choice on who got the weapon
Hey if you come to NY make sure there are only 7 rounds in Fido's gun!
"One false move and I'll command my dog to slobber all over you."
Its a dog shoot dog world out there.
In Thailand, even the dogs have open carry rights.
The regulations expressly stated that officers could be issued either a sidearm or a dog, but Jerry was an outside the box kind of thinker.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Shooting Guy Dog
Dog: "He's mad cause he lost the shooting contest.....guess who won?"
Just going out for a wok!
It's a dog meat dog world out there.
they got a real bad cat problem over there
If his aim is better than his bight then criminals are really in for it!
Officer Fido training a new officer.
Once again Banzai Benny fails shift inspection. At least this time he put his pants on facing the right way. Someone needs to check that guy's locker and see what he's sticking in his pipe! I'm betting he's wearing pupils big as pie plates behind those dollar store shades.
My seeing-eye dog is the best shot on the force!
When I was born I was given two choices:
Underdog
or
Lab Chow Mein
do i look happy to you? they gave my dog my d*mn gun..
Observation: I the under left hand corner of the blog is a picture of Chad, with shades and dog. In the picture is Ming, with shades and dog. Proof that somewhere everyone has a body double. ;)
Correction: should read "In the upper left hand corner."
De plane! De plane!
Halt or he'll shoot!
Don't worry, he's a sweet dog. His Beretta is worse than his bite.
We think we've got it bad here in America, Over there Gun-Control has really gone to the Dogs!
Better switch to a lighter load, Chief...your dog is pulling to the left.
This is my backup's backup.
that why theyre called a mans best friend they have the guns.
When you live in a country where your own kind typically appears on the lunch specials, it makes perfectly good sense for a brother to be packing some heat.
After the United Nations came in to give some recommendations to the Thai police force, something apparently was lost in the translation of "arm yourselves to the teeth".
Here ya go buddy, I don't think those pit bull's will be picking on you any more.
Some people just can't be trusted with guns.
Say hello to my little friend!
After legislatures passed a bill allowing guides to carry firearms on hunts, the door was opened on the next bill allowing guide dogs to carry
The man is trying to get around gun laws. He might not be allowed to carry, but show me the rule that says his dog can't!
Looks like the officer brought his lunch today...
Budget cuts have really hit Thailand's armed drone program hard...
I'm Lookin for the man who shot my Paw!!!
If Chuck Norris were a Dog!!!!
Asia's version of Turner and Hooch.
Seeing Eye Dog GANGem style.
Asia's version of Turner and Hooch.
You should see what they strap on to the police Elephant....
Introducing Police K-9's new "Triple Threat Canine" Program, with custom Bark, Bite, and Bang accesories package!!
This computer is up to no good. I didn't intend for that message to post 4 times.
Seeing Eye Dog 2.0
"Air Bud 7:Last Dog Standing" in theaters this summer!
The agents whose under cover work led to Michael Vick's indictment!
Dog's believe in the 2nd amendment, that's why cat's are usually on the menu.
I joined the force for one reason...to find the SOB that shot my paw!"
Police Officer says to inmates; "You don't have to worry about me, he's the one with the itchy trigger paw!"
Turner and Hooch Rebooted!!!
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!!!
Call me Rin-Tin-Tin one more Time...
Lassie Ain't got S*** on Me!
are seeing eye dogs being asked to do too much?
Hey! Look at my face. Does this look like a joke. The dog has a gun.
"Raiting fo oven to heat up, dog pow wit rhite rice"
Hey America... this is how our country deals with strict gun laws for our citizens. GOOD LUCK!
For any of the "Shooter" fans out there.
"You don't understand, they shot my human."
I struggle to catch my own tail, and now they're arming me!
they played rock, paper, scissors to see who got the firearm and who got the funny hat
"Back off buddy. This dog is in heat...uh... I mean packing heat!"
Wait till Piers Morgan sees this...
After a 6 month wait they finally found a partner for Tran who can carry a gun
Lacking the opposable thumb the dog still had higher range scores than his slightly more capable compainion.
Jake fired his body guard after successfully completing his CCW, the guard refused to leave claiming he fell in love with his client.
Deleted scenes from The Hangover 2.
Coming soon from Anima-Arms, the 'Elephant M777 Gun'.
Meanwhile Daphne, Velma and Freddy checked out the rest of the place.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and slams his gun down on the counter and says "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".
After the dog followed up on a lead that the bar tender gave him, the dog finally found the man that shot his paw. This is him.
Thus the mans sad look.
Trust me... His bang is worse then is bite.
Trust me... His bang is worse then is bite.
Paws for the cause ... Gangnam Style!
"I have a dog! get on the ground or you will be shot!"
Foreign policy states that the dog is more trustworthy than the policeman!
What, American labs don’t pack heat?
I found Obama's dog
Lab, free to good home, answers to Rambo and loves to play fetch with criminals.
Rusty's job is to pack the heat. My job is to radio in the backup terrier with the spare mags.
Colorado's new firearm legislation states:"you cannot carry a concealed or unconcealed handgun." Gun lawyer interprets:"but, your dog still can."
You should see his concealed carry gun.
Never bring a dog to a gun fight,bring a dog with a gun and teach him how to shoot.
North Korea's Kim Jong-Un doesn't trust his police officers with firearms, but trusts their canine counterparts...wake up America this is what Obama and Biden want for you too!
When this dog takes a leak he gives more meaning to the phrase "cocked and loaded"
None of this would have been necessary if they'd assigned me a German Shepherd Dog like I asked for.
I prefer a shoulder holster, when I wear the belt holster it rubs my..... never mind I am sure you understand!
"That ole dog will hunt".
Do these sunglasses make my face look fat?
Fleas! Nobody move!
Do yea feel lucky?
Stop or I'll sick my human on you.
You know the old saying, dogs are a conservative's best friend.
K-10
almost lost his tail when he lifted his leg on the pine
we have a right to bear arms, but we don't have bears here, so we improvise
9mm mutt
Tell me to roll over one more time... I dare you
Of course we have a "gun lab", What good police department doesn't?
Ain't no one going to eat that dog...
Turner & Hooch were wussies.
A dog's got to know his limitations.
Really, he's not Korean.
Really, he's not Korean.
Look at my k-9mm.
And they say pitbulls are deadly
Mans Worst Nightmare
Official city hall announcement: Justice is blind. To ensure our policemen do not discriminate against the puplic, we now are hiring eyesight-challenged patrol officers with seeing eye dogs.
That is "public" Edit did not take. cjm
She's in heat...and carrying heat
Due to budget cuts the local police department is now issuing firearms to the officers with the higher IQ's.
Looks like they replaced Dog the Bounty Hunter with the real deal.
K9 Officer on duty, DO NOT PET HANDLER!
What do you mean,"How come the dog has the gun?" He scored higher on the test.
Did you expect a pointer?
Yes, his dew claws are intact, and they are very dexterous.
Officer Fido regrets his last spoken words arresting Hazel the Witch, "Magic? Oh yeah, prove it!"
Seeing gun dog.
This is my kind of heated outhouse
Go get him! I'll cover you!
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Hey, you'd be packing heat too if you had 27 million people wanting to make you dinner.
"We're detectives." " I'm Purina, he's Chow."
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw....
ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD DOG WITH A GUN IS A GOOD DOG WITH A GUN
Relax, he is a Retriever not a Pointer!
Fleas! Nobody move!
Question....So, does the dog have vision problems and the guy beside him is his "seeing eye human"??
Either way.....say hello to my little friend....my trusty "K-9mm"!!
Gun Dog: You're doing it wrong.
First purse puppies and now concealed carry canines. What's next?
And breaking news today....to add to the long list of empty threats of attacks by the North Koreans, sources believe the newest of which is sending trained dogs on kamikaze missions knowing full well that Americans can't resist the labrador retriever
Drat...
Now I'll HAVE to share my donuts with the pooch...!!
" It's a Technicality....they said an Officer can't carry a firearm."
"I'll have the #12 with Lo Mein, the tall guy will have #7 with the Pork Fried Rice." "Keep in mind I'm packing, just in case you get any ideas about putting me on the menu."
foreign tourist: A dog with a gun?
Officer Somchai: Yes.
Foreign tourist: That is madness!
Officer Somchai: THIS IS THAILAND!!!!!
DOG: WOOF!
Doggy Harry
After being disarmed by criminals one too many times the officer was ordered to relinquish his side arm to his more reliable partner...
For Ron White fans:
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY THUMBS!!!
Hands up or my dog will shoot!
That dog can hunt..
Straw sales have completely gotten out of control.
"Gentlemen, may we present out entire strike force dedicated to ending illicit acts here in Thailand."
"That's right, it's the year of the dog!"
Its a dog shoot dog world out there.
Just going out for a wok!
Once again Banzai Benny fails shift inspection. At least this time he put his pants on facing the right way. Someone needs to check that guy's locker and see what he's sticking in his pipe! I'm betting he's wearing pupils big as pie plates behind those dollar store shades.
This is my backup's backup.
I'm Lookin for the man who shot my Paw!!!
Dog's believe in the 2nd amendment, that's why cat's are usually on the menu.
I joined the force for one reason...to find the SOB that shot my paw!"
Turner and Hooch Rebooted!!!
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!!!
Call me Rin-Tin-Tin one more Time...
Lassie Ain't got S*** on Me!
"Raiting fo oven to heat up, dog pow wit rhite rice"
Meanwhile Daphne, Velma and Freddy checked out the rest of the place.
Trust me... His bang is worse then is bite.
Of course we have a "gun lab", What good police department doesn't?
What do you mean,"How come the dog has the gun?" He scored higher on the test.
text book gun dog
"I can assure you, his 'bite' is far worse than his bark these days..."
I'll bite all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Yellow Labs...they only LOOK happy...
Go ahead...hit the clicker on that shock collar AGAIN Beret Boy, and see what happens...
Fido adds the new GHG Mumbai Policeman decoy to his human hunting spread.
this is how they will get past the new no concealed carry law
You, make with the milk bones or this guy gets it.
quick check the magazine and make sure it can hold no more than 10 shots
Gun control taken to a whole new level. They can't even trust police officers with sidearms, so they have to arm their dogs.
My dog's gun is bigger than your dog's gun
If you plan on committing a crime, all you need to disarm the police is a pocket full of milk bones.
"Stop or my dog will shoot!!"
Looks like Banana Joe is following in Rodman's footsteps and planning a trip to Korea, but he is bringing his own security force with him.
"They're not kidding about dogs being mans best friend. If I didn't have old Kujo here I'd be down to nothing but a rape whistle."
Well I know the Germans tried to blow up tanks with bombs attached to dogs and they just ended getting blown up. Do you think the koreans are gonna get shot?
I have always said guns do not kill people. People kill now am going to have to say dogs kill people not guns?
I know my step mother finally agreed to a gun dog, but I think she might draw the line at this...
Headline UK- with all the restrictions on owning and carrying firearms, UK police have devised a way to avoid lawsuits about carrying firearms...the dog did it.
I think i've seen this in a book somewhere its was really effective in... O thats right darwin awards, silly me.
Believe it or not in their country this right is protected by the first amendment.
pursuant to new york's new gun laws, dogs are now allowed to carry!
Joe could pass his range test, but Spot did.
He is known as "The Dog with no Name".
My dog can shoot better than President Obama, with all due respect
What would be the reaction if you tried to pet that dog.
Ya that's right, a heat packin K9. While your mutt is retrieving ducks off a lake, mine is arresting drug dealers and smoking cartel king pins.
If I only had opposable thumbs!
The new standard issue K-9MM.
You dont have to worry about his bark or his bite. Its his quickdraw you have to watch out for.
K-9 team 6, silently infiltrating even the most secure countries one at a time.
Hey, has anyone seen my dog?
"Dude, i get a gun and you don't? Damn i love communism.
Sorry folks, he's a rookie and isnt allowed to carry on duty.
After a mistaken plea deal for a domestic violence, Officer Jones came up with a novel way to keep his job.
" We're a team. I carry the gun, stupid carries the bullets."
"Of course I'm armed." " Asians eat their share of dog."
Four feet and packing heat
I got your back, dog, if you got mine, man.
Leave us alone, we are on a kamikaze mission.
I love the look on his face.
It's like: "Damn it! I've been an officer for 10 years. I have a spotless record, and I'm still carrying my old S&W .38. Rookie here just shows the Captain his big brown eyes, wags his tail and gets a new Glock!? This Sucks!!"
Man's best friend, and a dog too.
Guy: "I want a gun too!"
Dog: "Yeah well i want a fancy hat but we can't always get what we want can we?"
Sir, if you don't freeze i will send the dog in!
Trust me you don't want me to send the dog in!
It was only a matter of time before the Gun Dogs got their own personal service humans...
This dog can crap in any park he wants to...
You see, did I bark five times or six times? Do you feel lucky punk? Do you? So go ahead, make me bark...
WTF!
"Baw gaup kii ma" (I don't pick up dog poop) in Isaan accented Thai.
Just following orders from Congress.
Since the Fido had a cold officer Jones had to take over sniffing duty...and trust Fido to cover him.
Dog: I'd rather be in a duck blind!
So anyway I'm standing there and my feet and back are killing me and I gotta carry all this crap and there's ging lai just standing there and Mink ya, it comes to me.
In America they are taking guns away, here we issue them to our dogs.
I think this how they get past the 7 round magazine ban in New York, you just have the dog carry the gun.
This is what happens when officers retaking the shooting qualification course fail, a shooting guy dog.
The sad part is the dog got a marksman ship award.
Draw!
I know you're trying to look scary officer, but I'm not that worried, 'cause the dog looks to happy to shoot me!
Quick draw McGraw has met his match.
Paws for the cause!
After a lax recruitment period, the Thai police forces have resorted to beat cops that don't mind all the walking...
Old Yeller obviously passed his mental health screening.
I bet their teachers can carry, too.
The background check missed his felony conviction for sexual deviance for humping the mailman's leg.
the next thing you know they will have a law against tactical dogs!
After blindly firing his shotgun through the door, Uncle Joe didn't know what hit him when the return fire came through the doggie door.
The time tested Asian Police Force diet technique of arming your food. It is quite effective.
Kim Jung Un in Undercover Boss
In Thailand, if you already have a "conceal and carry", the next step is to get a "retrieve and carry"!
Of course he looks mad! The police chief took his gun and then gave it to the dog!
"I hope he doesn't expect me to use this thing...I don't have thumbs"
Instead of self defense class, the dog had to just resist and beggin strip.
It's not the policeman's weapon. It belongs to the Kapuchin monkey that rides bareback. Oh...and he's left handed!
The cats in this down are downright dangerous.
thats his seeing eye shooting dog
you know, if the holster were a little bit more low slung, it would be easier on the dog...
"Barney carries his bullet in his pocket, and I carry his pistol!"
Brings a whole new meaning to seeing eye dog.
That squirrel better not show up around here again.
I'm Your Huckleberry!
Semper Fido!
Man's Best Holster
Guns don't kill people, buy my dog might.
So much for the old dog and new tricks!
Hey Feinstein! Now what?!?
He shot my paw!
If you want a job done right have your dog do it!
I think they made the right choice on who got the weapon
Hey if you come to NY make sure there are only 7 rounds in Fido's gun!
"One false move and I'll command my dog to slobber all over you."
In Thailand, even the dogs have open carry rights.
The regulations expressly stated that officers could be issued either a sidearm or a dog, but Jerry was an outside the box kind of thinker.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Shooting Guy Dog
Dog: "He's mad cause he lost the shooting contest.....guess who won?"
It's a dog meat dog world out there.
they got a real bad cat problem over there
If his aim is better than his bight then criminals are really in for it!
Officer Fido training a new officer.
My seeing-eye dog is the best shot on the force!
When I was born I was given two choices:
Underdog
or
Lab Chow Mein
do i look happy to you? they gave my dog my d*mn gun..
Observation: I the under left hand corner of the blog is a picture of Chad, with shades and dog. In the picture is Ming, with shades and dog. Proof that somewhere everyone has a body double. ;)
Correction: should read "In the upper left hand corner."
De plane! De plane!
Halt or he'll shoot!
Don't worry, he's a sweet dog. His Beretta is worse than his bite.
We think we've got it bad here in America, Over there Gun-Control has really gone to the Dogs!
Better switch to a lighter load, Chief...your dog is pulling to the left.
that why theyre called a mans best friend they have the guns.
When you live in a country where your own kind typically appears on the lunch specials, it makes perfectly good sense for a brother to be packing some heat.
After the United Nations came in to give some recommendations to the Thai police force, something apparently was lost in the translation of "arm yourselves to the teeth".
Here ya go buddy, I don't think those pit bull's will be picking on you any more.
Some people just can't be trusted with guns.
Say hello to my little friend!
After legislatures passed a bill allowing guides to carry firearms on hunts, the door was opened on the next bill allowing guide dogs to carry
The man is trying to get around gun laws. He might not be allowed to carry, but show me the rule that says his dog can't!
Looks like the officer brought his lunch today...
Budget cuts have really hit Thailand's armed drone program hard...
If Chuck Norris were a Dog!!!!
Asia's version of Turner and Hooch.
Seeing Eye Dog GANGem style.
Asia's version of Turner and Hooch.
You should see what they strap on to the police Elephant....
Introducing Police K-9's new "Triple Threat Canine" Program, with custom Bark, Bite, and Bang accesories package!!
This computer is up to no good. I didn't intend for that message to post 4 times.
Seeing Eye Dog 2.0
"Air Bud 7:Last Dog Standing" in theaters this summer!
The agents whose under cover work led to Michael Vick's indictment!
Police Officer says to inmates; "You don't have to worry about me, he's the one with the itchy trigger paw!"
are seeing eye dogs being asked to do too much?
Hey! Look at my face. Does this look like a joke. The dog has a gun.
Hey America... this is how our country deals with strict gun laws for our citizens. GOOD LUCK!
For any of the "Shooter" fans out there.
"You don't understand, they shot my human."
I struggle to catch my own tail, and now they're arming me!
they played rock, paper, scissors to see who got the firearm and who got the funny hat
"Back off buddy. This dog is in heat...uh... I mean packing heat!"
Wait till Piers Morgan sees this...
After a 6 month wait they finally found a partner for Tran who can carry a gun
Lacking the opposable thumb the dog still had higher range scores than his slightly more capable compainion.
Jake fired his body guard after successfully completing his CCW, the guard refused to leave claiming he fell in love with his client.
Deleted scenes from The Hangover 2.
Coming soon from Anima-Arms, the 'Elephant M777 Gun'.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and slams his gun down on the counter and says "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".
After the dog followed up on a lead that the bar tender gave him, the dog finally found the man that shot his paw. This is him.
Thus the mans sad look.
Trust me... His bang is worse then is bite.
Paws for the cause ... Gangnam Style!
"I have a dog! get on the ground or you will be shot!"
Foreign policy states that the dog is more trustworthy than the policeman!
What, American labs don’t pack heat?
I found Obama's dog
Lab, free to good home, answers to Rambo and loves to play fetch with criminals.
Rusty's job is to pack the heat. My job is to radio in the backup terrier with the spare mags.
Colorado's new firearm legislation states:"you cannot carry a concealed or unconcealed handgun." Gun lawyer interprets:"but, your dog still can."
You should see his concealed carry gun.
Never bring a dog to a gun fight,bring a dog with a gun and teach him how to shoot.
North Korea's Kim Jong-Un doesn't trust his police officers with firearms, but trusts their canine counterparts...wake up America this is what Obama and Biden want for you too!
When this dog takes a leak he gives more meaning to the phrase "cocked and loaded"
None of this would have been necessary if they'd assigned me a German Shepherd Dog like I asked for.
I prefer a shoulder holster, when I wear the belt holster it rubs my..... never mind I am sure you understand!
"That ole dog will hunt".
Do these sunglasses make my face look fat?
Do yea feel lucky?
Stop or I'll sick my human on you.
You know the old saying, dogs are a conservative's best friend.
K-10
almost lost his tail when he lifted his leg on the pine
we have a right to bear arms, but we don't have bears here, so we improvise
9mm mutt
Tell me to roll over one more time... I dare you
Ain't no one going to eat that dog...
Turner & Hooch were wussies.
A dog's got to know his limitations.
Really, he's not Korean.
Really, he's not Korean.
Look at my k-9mm.
And they say pitbulls are deadly
Mans Worst Nightmare
Official city hall announcement: Justice is blind. To ensure our policemen do not discriminate against the puplic, we now are hiring eyesight-challenged patrol officers with seeing eye dogs.
That is "public" Edit did not take. cjm
She's in heat...and carrying heat
Due to budget cuts the local police department is now issuing firearms to the officers with the higher IQ's.
Looks like they replaced Dog the Bounty Hunter with the real deal.
K9 Officer on duty, DO NOT PET HANDLER!
Did you expect a pointer?
Yes, his dew claws are intact, and they are very dexterous.
Officer Fido regrets his last spoken words arresting Hazel the Witch, "Magic? Oh yeah, prove it!"
Seeing gun dog.
This is my kind of heated outhouse
Go get him! I'll cover you!
Go ahead... Make my day
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