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March 26, 2013

Fireknife Caption Contest Winner Announced

By Chad Love

I've finished reading the entries (all 228 of them) in last week's caption contest. Like every contest, there were many good ones, a number of groaners and a few, well, puzzlers. But in the end, the one that seemed to best sum up the photo in the fewest possible words was from reader Ted Roberts. It was a masterpiece of understated brevity: "The new standard-issue K9mm."

Perfect. Congratulations, Ted. The editors will be getting in touch with you shortly about your new Survival Straps paracord bracelets and Swedish Fireknife from Mora. (I've got a Fireknife, and trust me, you're gonna like it).

And thanks again to everyone who contributed a caption. I'm not really sure if this was a real police dog or simply a joke, but just to be careful, you should probably leave the e-collar at home next time you visit Thailand.

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from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

"I bark, he bites!"

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

So that's it?. " The winner is the one that sums up the photo in the least amount of words". I thought a caption was suppose to make you laugh. I'm laughing right now?.

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

that's not that great of a caption.

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from stick500 wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

yeh there had to be some funnier ones

as a magazine editor I had the job of picking funny captions from readers and I always picked my top 5 and then asked 3 or 4 other people for their input as to which was the best before making the final decision

I thought the one I submitted for this was kinda funny;

When you live in a country where your own kind typically appears on the lunch menu, it makes perfectly good sense for a brother to be packing some heat.

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from 2Poppa wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congratulations Ted!
I wonder what the Top 5 were. Can you post them Chad?

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congrats, Ted.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Very clever.

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from AAM wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congrats Ted. How about "9mm Plus p" P=pooch.

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from rfleer87 wrote 1 year 2 weeks ago

Congrats, Ted.

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congrats, Ted.

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

So that's it?. " The winner is the one that sums up the photo in the least amount of words". I thought a caption was suppose to make you laugh. I'm laughing right now?.

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

that's not that great of a caption.

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from stick500 wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

yeh there had to be some funnier ones

as a magazine editor I had the job of picking funny captions from readers and I always picked my top 5 and then asked 3 or 4 other people for their input as to which was the best before making the final decision

I thought the one I submitted for this was kinda funny;

When you live in a country where your own kind typically appears on the lunch menu, it makes perfectly good sense for a brother to be packing some heat.

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from 2Poppa wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congratulations Ted!
I wonder what the Top 5 were. Can you post them Chad?

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from mspl8sdcntryboy wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

"I bark, he bites!"

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Very clever.

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from AAM wrote 1 year 3 weeks ago

Congrats Ted. How about "9mm Plus p" P=pooch.

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from rfleer87 wrote 1 year 2 weeks ago

Congrats, Ted.

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