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Write Best Caption, Win a Pair of Boots from Cabela's
By Scott Bestul
You know what you need? You need a new pair of boots. And not just any boots, but the new Cabela's Air Revolution Boots by Meindl, which has an aeration system that sucks in fresh air with every step to keep your normally swampy, rank feet from getting sweaty.
Knowing that that is what you need, we asked Cabela’s if they would give each of you a pair, and they said, “Um, well, they’re $240 boots. How about we give you one pair and your guys can compete for them. Maybe a contest or something?”
“Good enough,” we said, so here you go. You know the drill. Write the best caption—as judged by Hurteau and me—and you’ll get these fancy, aerated boots. Here’s the photo.
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Comments (336)
Say Uncle!!!
"Fluffy has been watching too much discovery channel"
Oh no! He is going for the rear naked choke !!!! Its all over !!! ding ding ding!
Hey doe, can I borrow a buck or two? I'm out of cat nip.
Plauged by near-blindness for years, Hunter Bob quickly realized why he got such a good discount on his new hunting "dog".
My wife wouldn't let me buy a hunting dog, so I trained our cat.
The woods have a new top predator the very rare minature moutain lion. Children beware.
Doe “Hey are you sure you are a chiropractor??”
Cat “Of course I do this all the time.”
Doe “So you went to school for this?”
Cat “ Nah………”
Honorable mention 2012 national high school taxidermy competition.
It looked so easy when bill did it!
Time to do something yet, My deer?
And that's when the coyote woke up.
The only way you could make shooting a deer more satisfying is if you were to staple my girlfriend's cat to it.
"Hey honey hand me the gun, there is a cat in the yard!"
The Colonel wore the hat as both a reminder of the losses suffered by both sides during the Cul-de-sac Conflict, and as a warning, should the Yard Pets ever again think about regime change.
You see what you got there is what I spend all Saturday morning hunting and what I spend all Saturday night chasing.
Mr. meowingtons wanted to prove that we could be part of the pride
No Deer, that hat does not make you look fat
Deer mullet - business in the front cat in the back
Another 2 seconds and tiger would have won the Redneck Rodeo Championship and a years worth of Skoal.
No, no kitty! You can wait until October just like the rest of us!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
To the tone of Antonio Bandera's voice: "I notice you carry much tension between your ears...allow me to use the full body technique to relive and sooth you. You are in a safe place here."
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
I can has venison cheezburger.
Reindeer games...? Rudolph was obviously busy playing kitty games...no wonder they didn't let him join
PETA's Most Wanted: "POS in Boots"
Wanted for, Malicious injury to Squirrel, Eluding officers, Smuggling catnip, and attacking a deer as seen here.
If you have any information about the location of "POS in Boots", we ask that you please call your local Humane Society so that he can be re-homed as soon as possible.
Just hangin' around
Hey, get off my back!
Hey, get off my back!
If you can have a pet why cant i dont you dare shoot her!!!
Don't be so surprised...how many "Bambi's" do you know that don't wear fur boas
I've got "cat scratch fever"!
This photo was taken just moments before angry PETA protesters dowsed the deer in red paint for wearing a tabby-fur coat.
All new series, "Mounted in California" will soon be replacing Mounted in Alaska...
Sadly, this will soon be illegal in California.
nom nom nom nom deer!
I bet you thought that cat was attacking that deer. NOPE! Just another Chuck Testa.
excuse me coach, I don't think this guy is in my weight class. I couldn't even get him with a choke hold!
The DNR is introducing Mountain Lions to control the deer heard. My Girlfriend's uncle's son-in-law got a picture to prove it.
baby mountain lion practicing hunting on deer decoys
A hairball, pssshh, you should have seen what my cat hacked up the other day.
Is there a window open...
Awww did all those mean stupid dogs chase you all hunting season? Here, let me give you a hug. You're safe now.
At dawn, we ride!
’ok, ok, I found the tick. Do not move! I'm pulling it out... right... now'!
Looks like Mike Tyson's cat.
A little doe attracts the pussy, who'd a thunk.
"I promise, you won't feel a thing"
Can you hear me now?
I really, really luv you dear!
Come on give me a hug deer.
Before we go any further my deer, I need to know if you have CWD. You can never be to safe these days.
Brokeback Mountain 2
Vermont Catamount sitings have increased steadily over the past decade. This trail photo, taken near the Vermont Yankee Nuclear Power Plant, clearly indicates that exposure to radiation has all but neutralized it's ability to put a damper on the deer herd.
"I guess you need thumbs for the vulcan neck pinch"
Giddy Up!
Lord,why can't I just chew my cud in peace?
Please hold still during the cat scan.
Come on let's play, it's not so bad being adopted
Neither one of them could remember what happened last night, but they both agreed they had too much to drink and they would never speak of this again.
Onward, my noble steed!
Look what the cat dragged in...
Look what the cat dragged in...
"I thought I told you not to come around here no more!"
These new Carry-Lite HD doe decoys from Cabela's even fools the cat in the family, come on october....
Bambi was seen out and about in her newest feline stoll. PETA was not impressed.
Can you smell what the cat is cookin'?
There I got him for ya now even you cant miss this shot
Bey you'll never call me a p**sy again, I am a f**cking apex predator.
The new marketing pitch from Ozonics...get so close to game, you won't need a weapon
Tom the near sighted cat thought he was catching a mouse.
not sure what your trying to do...you aren't a cougar...but since you're there can you get that tick!
Of course Im Wearing a kitty Hat! Haven't you seen ALL those you Tube Videos? They Love Kitties! They won't even notice I'm there.
Those "Hello Kitty" backpacks sure are popular.
This will get me an audition to play Simba in the Lion king, just make sure that camera is on.
"This is easier than I thought!"
I just skinned up the first piece in my doe's new fur coat.
thundercats hoooo!
C.W.D. (Cat Wasting Deer)
Why isn't this working like on the Discovery Channel? Wait a minute....I'm supposed to go for the throat!
Doe, " Cat,you need a better line than that one, I have heard them all !!"
Dang, not another PA Game Commission poaching decoy! They get me every time!
Ambition; To take on any challenge with a positive attitude to succeed.
Mr. Petzal tests out a new Nosler catridge for deer hunting...
Why does dad insist I always check for antlers?
"after the third shot from the back deck missed, i decided to throw the cat,"
Mounting a deer!
Finally, a dog that doesn't chase me!
Get your Tongue out of my ear, Damn crazy cat.
"arrogance- even cats get a little to full of themselves"
Mama said there would be days like this!
The genesis of the Cat Scratch Buck Fever Epedemic................
I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!! Now what do I do?
Seriously...Don't...Move...
Quick thinking feline saves choking deer with Heimlich maneuver.
Where's your bear bear cavalry now?
"No, Honey, I swear I haven't been drinking, Fluffy really did just drag a full-grown deer into the back yard."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!! Thats my Katnip!!
TAP OUT!! TAP OUT!!
I wish I could quit you...
Thats one way to wrangle a deer.
You’ve heard of falconry; well, for the 2012 whitetail season the DNR has announced that hunters will be allowed to take deer by “felinery”. The DNR does not expect a significant impact on deer harvest numbers as a result.
Well Doc, it started out as a pimple behind my ear...
MOM!! MOM!!! I caught a mouse just like you taught me. Now I know why you said I was "Special".
Cat Deer Meme... Challenge Accepted
Epic win...
Okay, All you rednecks on the porch, this is the last time I'm gonna explain this. This!! is a deer, this you shoot. I'm a cat, shoot at me one more time, and I swear, I'll use your hat as a litter pan. Got it???
Teaching Tigger to score a rack was going to be harder than Bob thought.
Boone & Crockett officials are still trying to decide how The Kitty Buck's rack would be scored.
Puh-lease, I was taking down prey before it was cool.
I was beginning to wonder why there were so many damn mice around here and no deer...
Hold still while I put this tag on your ear!
Meow, Mom can I keep it?
Chuck Norris patted this cat's head once as a kitten. It has been neutralizing all perceived enemies since.
You are PURR-fectly delicious to me!
Oh no he didn't!
Not up in here!
Look I.ve got a cat as a hat!
..and this is for using my litterbox!
No, the decoy looks great! I think you just put the wrong scent on it.
No, the decoy looks great! I think you just put the wrong scent on it.
One more step and Bambi gets it!
hold still I saw this on animal planet once...
I saw a lion on TV do this but I don't know why.
Since I don't have a fender to strap it to...
Not just a hat rack anymore...
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cat
Okay, I've got him on his knees..that's a take down. Now for the pin.
Oh yeah! I learned this move from Mike Tyson! crunch!
Nope! I cant pack this myself, I have to go back to camp and get help.
This is how to mount a deer!
Ride, ride like the wind.
Marge! How unfashanable! It's just to late in the season to wear a House Cat Muff!
Resistance is futile!
Dr. Robison? EXACTLY what materials did you use in your genetics expierment??
the high school weights must be broken no way they are in the same weight class
Come on Bucky, just one more ride, you gotta' love the look on that dog's face when we jump over the fence!!!!
"Scotty, I told you there was something wrong with the transporter!"
Wait a minute! This isn't a camel!
Listen, I'm no coonskin cap and you're no Daniel Boone.
After reading a bunch of F&S articles, Bucky decided to experiment with Kitty cover scent.
This is the tabby hold. Just try to get out of it.
He started out with insects, then moved on to mice, then dogs . . . We'll see if the training has paid off for fluffy as he tries the sneak attack on this deer.
Well new deer Camo comes in tabby cat & calico.
At sportting good stores near you.
yyeah
I'll hide ya.
Quit getting frisky with me, I told you this relationship is not going to work!
Hey Dear turn you head this way so we can get this family picture taken....I have mice to catch for dinner!!!
"Damn! This mouse is WAYYY bigger than I thought!"
Give me a ride to the dog and pony show.
BAMBI!! WAKE UP!! Here comes Bubba and Fido!! And they've got a gun. RUN!!
The tics aren't bad this year but the cats are awful!
Feel the Force! Feel the Force! When the doggie comes around the corner, FEEL THE FORCE! He represents the Dark Side and all it's evil! FEEL THE FORCE when you attack him!! Drive him away so that WE may live in peace together! May the Force be with you...... I'll be on the porch.
Forget the bobcats...come live with me
suffering succotash, that is the biggest mouse we ever had in the yard, it will take me a whole year to eat that thing.
c'mon, you promised to take me for a ride after your nap...
c'mon, you promised to take me for a ride after your nap,..I swear I won't tell anyone!
Pardon me? Is this seat taken?
REALLY?!?!?!! I TOLD you I wouldn't be ignored so easily...
Ahhhh,,,you scratch my itch
Oh dear... Hun, I think YOUR cat went into catnip again... I know there's more than one way to skin a cat!
"Look Tiger, I'm only going to say this one more time. It was a cow that jumped over the moon, and that was a fairy tale, so stop buggin' me!"
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man this cat and his freezer will be full of venison.
I swear, it is the rage in Africa, you will be a trendsetter my friend :)
Fluffy was again mislead by the DNR reports of mouse-sized, white tail deer in southern Indiana.
Human sacrifice, deer and cats living together... mass hysteria!
TWO DOLLARS!! I want my two dollars!
HOLY #@#$ deer... did you see that squirrel run by?? looked strange to me..
Tally HO!!
Pssst... don't look now, but they're watching us again. When I say "meow", we make a break for it.
Picture based on the new childrens book...
"The Cat Is A Hat!"
Come on...really, it's for a good cause. The kids will love it. Just put this on...
When you use a half-nelson, first you put your hand like this...
"Fluffy, How many times do I have to tell you? STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!"
A fur stole is so "40s.
This yard ornament feels real...
Tiger the wrestling cat couldnt wait to try out his new move as he brought the doe to her knees and yelled "Anaconda Squeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!!"
Your safe here-You go back to the woods you'll get shot !!!
Bambi soon realized that the shortcut through the catnip patch may not have been the best idea after all.
So easy a cat can do it.
Well Bambi, your catscan came back clean but we need to talk about that non malignant growth on your neck!
This cat can get a deer, so why can't you?
The Cat Is The Hat.
I wish my horns hadn't fallen off.
I Wear Fur.
I hate riding bare-back; get my saddle!
Boots misunderstood....i said i wanted a "buck" mount.
Is you is or is you ain't my baby ?
Practicing his spot-n-stalk technique, Tom was determined to prove to Jerry that he was indeed the apex predator.
Y'all hold my catnip, I belive I can hog tie that there deer.
I told you to come over at 9pm, not 9am !!
Hold still while I wash behind your ears
Meow if you come around my yard again i wont be so friendly and it wont be a hug fight next time
Doe: "My dear kitty, what you assumed to be catnip was obviously some type of dangerous, hallucinogenic drug, and now you think you're a mountain lion. The only reason I'm humoring your pathetic, albeit somewhat playful, attempt to prey upon me is due to the fact that your owner feeds me delectable morsels. If it wasn't for that, you'd be looking like a stomped-on bullfrog right about now."
meow i told you i want my money im pimp c and your my doe
I will never have to eat that dry kibble again! Only fresh venison for me!
You know what we need around here? More Trees.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
Medic now before i'm a gonner !!!!
Everybody loves a little Pussy cat.
Can we all get along?
Don't even blink or I'll snap your neck like a twig!
"SherKan you ain't; get off me!"
What's new pussycat?
A few deer have figured out how to get 9 lives during the hunting season.
I'm never taking the subway again.
Meow antlers...
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my bath salts and your face looks tasty.
"I AM THE MIGHTY MOUNTAIN LION!!!!!"
"No, you're a housecat. Now go play with your catnip ball and let me take a nap."
Master Blaster Runs Bartertown
They call him...The deer whisperer
If you call me a pussycat again I'm gonna break your neck! You got me doe?....you got me?
Hey, a cat can dream big, can't he?
Hey, a cat can dream big, can't he?
Dogs may be man's best friend, but that there are his two most cursed adversaries.
Back off! He's mine, all mine.
Cat-"Ha! And the tabby next door thought that squirrel was a big deal!"
why does he always hunch me whn I'm tired!
Although the doe was in heat, Mr. Whiskers technique was all wrong.
An incredibly rare Mountain Tabby attack captured on film.
OK, so it's not a mink...it still takes the chill off on those long cold winter nights!
He once mounted a deer, just to see how it would feel...
He is, the most interesting cat in the world.
In the past I've always been able to argue with trophy hunters saying
"Does are for pussies"
statistically this never happens!
One you have to pay to shoot, the other you may get paid to shoot.... especially when its chasing chipmunks into your neighbors house!
In old country, Cats had to fight grizzly bears for mere garbage, after immigrating to the U.S, the commiecats had to find new things to compete with.
Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does.
I thought I saw a putty tat.............. I did,I did, I did saw a putty tat.
I thought I saw a putty tat.............. I did,I did, I did saw a putty tat.
This is no time to be lazy, get up! Put your clothes back on! My parents are home and if my Dad catches you here, he'll shoot you.
It looked so easy at the rodeo!
The moment Puss in Boots realized this wasn't donkey, he was quite embarrassed
"He is never going to believe he did this" - friends from bachelor party
"He is never going to believe he did this" - friends from bachelor party
Step 1: Blend in using cat costume.
Step 2: Find a way through the "doggie door."
Step 3: Raid pantry.
Day 12, 0700 hrs:
The humans are still unaware I have infiltrated their compound. Disguised as one of their feline companions I have managed to gain access to their top ranks and gather critical intelligence. I believe the humans are planning a major offensive, which will coincide with something they are calling "the rut." I will report again once new information is obtained.
-Agent Q
Felix was feeling extra Roe-Mantic, and started getting Frisky!
Although a good example of the power of positive thinking, it still finished far behind the picture of the flea and the drawbrige.
Take it back now! I'm a mountain lion not a kitty cat.
I'm Your Huckleberry!
...it was a forbidden love.
Deer-Yes,Dr,right there, that's where its been hurting
At least Boone & Crockett got to wear coon skin caps.
We aren't fashioning hats of beaver anymore......cat is the fashion now......in London.
PETA's worst nightmare - when animals start wearing fur!
Pleeeeeeease, can I keep her? I promise I'll feed her and clean up after her.
Not gonna happen, man. You're a house cat, remember?
Thufferin' Thuccotash! Now what am I gonna do with her?
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight...risin' up to the challenge of our rival...
BREAKING NEWS: Cat adoption rates by hunters have skyrocketed across the country thanks to mittens the deer-stalking kitten.
Bootsy was never short on ambition, but a little lacking in execution.
Wasn't sure I was supposed to tag the deer before or after?
Tag your it.
Chuck Morris - Chuck Morris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Morris goes killing.
The cat scan to cure CWD, next we will send her to the lab.
The cat scan to cure CWD, next we will send her to the lab.
This looks goofier than Obama Care
Cat: "Are really called deer ticks?"
Doe: "Just keep looking"
Its Joe Deertays mullet.
I love you honey but that brown coat does make your hips look big. Now can we have sex.
Ted Nugent's cat.....
Ted Nugent's cat.....
The most interesting deer in the world....once had an uncomfortable moment just to see what it felt like!
The most interesting deer in the world....once had an uncomfortable moment just to see what it felt like!
A picture of the last known free ranging Whitetail Deer (Odocoileus virginianus) commonly found in most parts of North America circa 2268 after post millenial mans' sprawl development habitat destruction zenith.
-- Journal of Wildlife Conservation Review 2529
I Dont always choke out does but when i do its with my strong paw
Oh Deer, I would be lion if I told you I'm not feline' you fawning over me too.
If you give me a piggy back ride, I just might let ya try out my new Cabela's Air Revolution Boots by Meindl.
TCWD. Tabby Cat Wearing Disease.
Nobody move or the deer gets whacked
PETA has launched its latest campaign to stop hunters from killing deer. The certified-psychotic organization hopes to change the name of deer, to “deer kittens,” using this photo as a platform to highlight the unique relationship between cats and deer. PETA is following the model of its previous “Save the Sea Kittens,” campaign, which failed miserably to turn people off from eating or catching fish, by changing the name of fish, to “Sea Kittens.”
You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Human expansion has caused wildlife habitat to be diminished forcing animals like this whitetail out of the woods and into the wild suburbs where this common house cat has become a new predator.
Human expansion has caused wildlife habitat to be diminished forcing animals like this whitetail out of the woods and into the wild suburbs where this common house cat has become a new predator.
"And here we see what happens when a cat has little man syndrome"
Now just relax and this won't hurt a bit!
Awww, Come on! Just one more piggy back ride before Mom calls us for dinner!
I'll tell you a secret, but you've got to promise not to tell the other cats!
That awkard moment when you wake up and find yourself thinking, "what the hell happened last night".
i heard the mouse told him to pick on someone his own size and the cat said ill do one better
i heard the mouse told him to pick on someone his own size and the cat said ill do one better
Now thats a pet a cure for the man a cure
if you think this situation is akward you should see the neighbors
It is not a bear hug but a cat hug!
I want my own shoulder mount, to!
I want you to meet my owner. I promise he is a nice guy
Catch as catch can
*Burp* uh.... thanks for the ride home! Remember: What happens in the woods, stays in the woods!
Non-typical Buck. 183 Cat & Crockett.
"Jerry, you're still not fooling anyone, you don't have antlers... That's clearly a cat"
Hey dogs, meet the world's first seeing eye cat.
"And just in the nick of time" says Jane Doe... Thanks to Obamacare, now catscan's are available for all species, not just humans.
The lions make this look so easy on Animal Planet.
Just another day at the heavy petting zoo.
Guess who's been hitt'en the horny goat weed again?
All I want is for you to hold me up and say "Simbaaaa", is that too much to ask
PETA just called. They want their cat back.
Now listen up 'Bambi' it's ...Doe a deer a female deer, Ray a drop of golden sun, MEOW A SOUND A KITTY MAKES, Far a long long way to run...
How many times do I have to tell you not to crap in my litter box!!!!
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The only way you could make shooting a deer more satisfying is if you were to staple my girlfriend's cat to it.
Neither one of them could remember what happened last night, but they both agreed they had too much to drink and they would never speak of this again.
I bet you thought that cat was attacking that deer. NOPE! Just another Chuck Testa.
I can has venison cheezburger.
You see what you got there is what I spend all Saturday morning hunting and what I spend all Saturday night chasing.
PETA's Most Wanted: "POS in Boots"
Wanted for, Malicious injury to Squirrel, Eluding officers, Smuggling catnip, and attacking a deer as seen here.
If you have any information about the location of "POS in Boots", we ask that you please call your local Humane Society so that he can be re-homed as soon as possible.
Please hold still during the cat scan.
Quick thinking feline saves choking deer with Heimlich maneuver.
Okay, All you rednecks on the porch, this is the last time I'm gonna explain this. This!! is a deer, this you shoot. I'm a cat, shoot at me one more time, and I swear, I'll use your hat as a litter pan. Got it???
Resistance is futile!
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man this cat and his freezer will be full of venison.
Well Bambi, your catscan came back clean but we need to talk about that non malignant growth on your neck!
I Wear Fur.
Hold still while I wash behind your ears
meow i told you i want my money im pimp c and your my doe
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my bath salts and your face looks tasty.
In the past I've always been able to argue with trophy hunters saying
"Does are for pussies"
The most interesting deer in the world....once had an uncomfortable moment just to see what it felt like!
Teaching the cat to grab me a BEER is proving difficult.
Say Uncle!!!
Oh no! He is going for the rear naked choke !!!! Its all over !!! ding ding ding!
Honorable mention 2012 national high school taxidermy competition.
"Hey honey hand me the gun, there is a cat in the yard!"
A hairball, pssshh, you should have seen what my cat hacked up the other day.
Awww did all those mean stupid dogs chase you all hunting season? Here, let me give you a hug. You're safe now.
A little doe attracts the pussy, who'd a thunk.
Can you hear me now?
Before we go any further my deer, I need to know if you have CWD. You can never be to safe these days.
Brokeback Mountain 2
Lord,why can't I just chew my cud in peace?
Look what the cat dragged in...
Bambi was seen out and about in her newest feline stoll. PETA was not impressed.
I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!! Now what do I do?
I wish I could quit you...
You’ve heard of falconry; well, for the 2012 whitetail season the DNR has announced that hunters will be allowed to take deer by “felinery”. The DNR does not expect a significant impact on deer harvest numbers as a result.
Well Doc, it started out as a pimple behind my ear...
MOM!! MOM!!! I caught a mouse just like you taught me. Now I know why you said I was "Special".
Puh-lease, I was taking down prey before it was cool.
Hold still while I put this tag on your ear!
Chuck Norris patted this cat's head once as a kitten. It has been neutralizing all perceived enemies since.
I saw a lion on TV do this but I don't know why.
Come on Bucky, just one more ride, you gotta' love the look on that dog's face when we jump over the fence!!!!
"Scotty, I told you there was something wrong with the transporter!"
When you use a half-nelson, first you put your hand like this...
Is you is or is you ain't my baby ?
I told you to come over at 9pm, not 9am !!
I will never have to eat that dry kibble again! Only fresh venison for me!
A few deer have figured out how to get 9 lives during the hunting season.
Master Blaster Runs Bartertown
If you call me a pussycat again I'm gonna break your neck! You got me doe?....you got me?
statistically this never happens!
BREAKING NEWS: Cat adoption rates by hunters have skyrocketed across the country thanks to mittens the deer-stalking kitten.
The cat scan to cure CWD, next we will send her to the lab.
Ted Nugent's cat.....
Ted Nugent's cat.....
The most interesting deer in the world....once had an uncomfortable moment just to see what it felt like!
Oh Deer, I would be lion if I told you I'm not feline' you fawning over me too.
PETA has launched its latest campaign to stop hunters from killing deer. The certified-psychotic organization hopes to change the name of deer, to “deer kittens,” using this photo as a platform to highlight the unique relationship between cats and deer. PETA is following the model of its previous “Save the Sea Kittens,” campaign, which failed miserably to turn people off from eating or catching fish, by changing the name of fish, to “Sea Kittens.”
"And here we see what happens when a cat has little man syndrome"
That awkard moment when you wake up and find yourself thinking, "what the hell happened last night".
PETA just called. They want their cat back.
"I'm Marty Stouffer and this is Wild America."
Looks like kitty-kabobs were just added to tonight's menu
Who's the pussy now???
OK kittie, slowly step away from the deer...
"Fluffy has been watching too much discovery channel"
Hey doe, can I borrow a buck or two? I'm out of cat nip.
Plauged by near-blindness for years, Hunter Bob quickly realized why he got such a good discount on his new hunting "dog".
My wife wouldn't let me buy a hunting dog, so I trained our cat.
The woods have a new top predator the very rare minature moutain lion. Children beware.
Doe “Hey are you sure you are a chiropractor??”
Cat “Of course I do this all the time.”
Doe “So you went to school for this?”
Cat “ Nah………”
It looked so easy when bill did it!
Time to do something yet, My deer?
And that's when the coyote woke up.
The Colonel wore the hat as both a reminder of the losses suffered by both sides during the Cul-de-sac Conflict, and as a warning, should the Yard Pets ever again think about regime change.
Mr. meowingtons wanted to prove that we could be part of the pride
No Deer, that hat does not make you look fat
Deer mullet - business in the front cat in the back
Another 2 seconds and tiger would have won the Redneck Rodeo Championship and a years worth of Skoal.
No, no kitty! You can wait until October just like the rest of us!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
To the tone of Antonio Bandera's voice: "I notice you carry much tension between your ears...allow me to use the full body technique to relive and sooth you. You are in a safe place here."
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
Reindeer games...? Rudolph was obviously busy playing kitty games...no wonder they didn't let him join
Just hangin' around
Hey, get off my back!
Hey, get off my back!
If you can have a pet why cant i dont you dare shoot her!!!
Don't be so surprised...how many "Bambi's" do you know that don't wear fur boas
I've got "cat scratch fever"!
This photo was taken just moments before angry PETA protesters dowsed the deer in red paint for wearing a tabby-fur coat.
All new series, "Mounted in California" will soon be replacing Mounted in Alaska...
Sadly, this will soon be illegal in California.
nom nom nom nom deer!
excuse me coach, I don't think this guy is in my weight class. I couldn't even get him with a choke hold!
The DNR is introducing Mountain Lions to control the deer heard. My Girlfriend's uncle's son-in-law got a picture to prove it.
baby mountain lion practicing hunting on deer decoys
Is there a window open...
At dawn, we ride!
’ok, ok, I found the tick. Do not move! I'm pulling it out... right... now'!
Looks like Mike Tyson's cat.
"I promise, you won't feel a thing"
I really, really luv you dear!
Come on give me a hug deer.
Vermont Catamount sitings have increased steadily over the past decade. This trail photo, taken near the Vermont Yankee Nuclear Power Plant, clearly indicates that exposure to radiation has all but neutralized it's ability to put a damper on the deer herd.
"I guess you need thumbs for the vulcan neck pinch"
Giddy Up!
Come on let's play, it's not so bad being adopted
Onward, my noble steed!
Look what the cat dragged in...
"I thought I told you not to come around here no more!"
These new Carry-Lite HD doe decoys from Cabela's even fools the cat in the family, come on october....
There I got him for ya now even you cant miss this shot
Bey you'll never call me a p**sy again, I am a f**cking apex predator.
The new marketing pitch from Ozonics...get so close to game, you won't need a weapon
Tom the near sighted cat thought he was catching a mouse.
not sure what your trying to do...you aren't a cougar...but since you're there can you get that tick!
Of course Im Wearing a kitty Hat! Haven't you seen ALL those you Tube Videos? They Love Kitties! They won't even notice I'm there.
Those "Hello Kitty" backpacks sure are popular.
This will get me an audition to play Simba in the Lion king, just make sure that camera is on.
"This is easier than I thought!"
I just skinned up the first piece in my doe's new fur coat.
thundercats hoooo!
C.W.D. (Cat Wasting Deer)
Why isn't this working like on the Discovery Channel? Wait a minute....I'm supposed to go for the throat!
Doe, " Cat,you need a better line than that one, I have heard them all !!"
Dang, not another PA Game Commission poaching decoy! They get me every time!
Ambition; To take on any challenge with a positive attitude to succeed.
Mr. Petzal tests out a new Nosler catridge for deer hunting...
Why does dad insist I always check for antlers?
"after the third shot from the back deck missed, i decided to throw the cat,"
Mounting a deer!
Finally, a dog that doesn't chase me!
Get your Tongue out of my ear, Damn crazy cat.
"arrogance- even cats get a little to full of themselves"
Mama said there would be days like this!
The genesis of the Cat Scratch Buck Fever Epedemic................
Seriously...Don't...Move...
Where's your bear bear cavalry now?
"No, Honey, I swear I haven't been drinking, Fluffy really did just drag a full-grown deer into the back yard."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!! Thats my Katnip!!
TAP OUT!! TAP OUT!!
Thats one way to wrangle a deer.
Cat Deer Meme... Challenge Accepted
Epic win...
Teaching Tigger to score a rack was going to be harder than Bob thought.
Boone & Crockett officials are still trying to decide how The Kitty Buck's rack would be scored.
I was beginning to wonder why there were so many damn mice around here and no deer...
Meow, Mom can I keep it?
You are PURR-fectly delicious to me!
Oh no he didn't!
Not up in here!
Look I.ve got a cat as a hat!
..and this is for using my litterbox!
No, the decoy looks great! I think you just put the wrong scent on it.
No, the decoy looks great! I think you just put the wrong scent on it.
One more step and Bambi gets it!
hold still I saw this on animal planet once...
Since I don't have a fender to strap it to...
Not just a hat rack anymore...
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cat
Okay, I've got him on his knees..that's a take down. Now for the pin.
Oh yeah! I learned this move from Mike Tyson! crunch!
Nope! I cant pack this myself, I have to go back to camp and get help.
This is how to mount a deer!
Ride, ride like the wind.
Marge! How unfashanable! It's just to late in the season to wear a House Cat Muff!
Dr. Robison? EXACTLY what materials did you use in your genetics expierment??
the high school weights must be broken no way they are in the same weight class
Wait a minute! This isn't a camel!
Listen, I'm no coonskin cap and you're no Daniel Boone.
After reading a bunch of F&S articles, Bucky decided to experiment with Kitty cover scent.
This is the tabby hold. Just try to get out of it.
He started out with insects, then moved on to mice, then dogs . . . We'll see if the training has paid off for fluffy as he tries the sneak attack on this deer.
Well new deer Camo comes in tabby cat & calico.
At sportting good stores near you.
yyeah
I'll hide ya.
Quit getting frisky with me, I told you this relationship is not going to work!
Hey Dear turn you head this way so we can get this family picture taken....I have mice to catch for dinner!!!
"Damn! This mouse is WAYYY bigger than I thought!"
Give me a ride to the dog and pony show.
BAMBI!! WAKE UP!! Here comes Bubba and Fido!! And they've got a gun. RUN!!
The tics aren't bad this year but the cats are awful!
Feel the Force! Feel the Force! When the doggie comes around the corner, FEEL THE FORCE! He represents the Dark Side and all it's evil! FEEL THE FORCE when you attack him!! Drive him away so that WE may live in peace together! May the Force be with you...... I'll be on the porch.
Forget the bobcats...come live with me
suffering succotash, that is the biggest mouse we ever had in the yard, it will take me a whole year to eat that thing.
c'mon, you promised to take me for a ride after your nap...
c'mon, you promised to take me for a ride after your nap,..I swear I won't tell anyone!
Pardon me? Is this seat taken?
REALLY?!?!?!! I TOLD you I wouldn't be ignored so easily...
Ahhhh,,,you scratch my itch
Oh dear... Hun, I think YOUR cat went into catnip again... I know there's more than one way to skin a cat!
"Look Tiger, I'm only going to say this one more time. It was a cow that jumped over the moon, and that was a fairy tale, so stop buggin' me!"
I swear, it is the rage in Africa, you will be a trendsetter my friend :)
Fluffy was again mislead by the DNR reports of mouse-sized, white tail deer in southern Indiana.
Human sacrifice, deer and cats living together... mass hysteria!
TWO DOLLARS!! I want my two dollars!
HOLY #@#$ deer... did you see that squirrel run by?? looked strange to me..
Tally HO!!
Pssst... don't look now, but they're watching us again. When I say "meow", we make a break for it.
Picture based on the new childrens book...
"The Cat Is A Hat!"
Come on...really, it's for a good cause. The kids will love it. Just put this on...
"Fluffy, How many times do I have to tell you? STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!"
A fur stole is so "40s.
This yard ornament feels real...
Tiger the wrestling cat couldnt wait to try out his new move as he brought the doe to her knees and yelled "Anaconda Squeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!!"
Your safe here-You go back to the woods you'll get shot !!!
Bambi soon realized that the shortcut through the catnip patch may not have been the best idea after all.
So easy a cat can do it.
This cat can get a deer, so why can't you?
The Cat Is The Hat.
I wish my horns hadn't fallen off.
I hate riding bare-back; get my saddle!
Boots misunderstood....i said i wanted a "buck" mount.
Practicing his spot-n-stalk technique, Tom was determined to prove to Jerry that he was indeed the apex predator.
Y'all hold my catnip, I belive I can hog tie that there deer.
Meow if you come around my yard again i wont be so friendly and it wont be a hug fight next time
Doe: "My dear kitty, what you assumed to be catnip was obviously some type of dangerous, hallucinogenic drug, and now you think you're a mountain lion. The only reason I'm humoring your pathetic, albeit somewhat playful, attempt to prey upon me is due to the fact that your owner feeds me delectable morsels. If it wasn't for that, you'd be looking like a stomped-on bullfrog right about now."
You know what we need around here? More Trees.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
Medic now before i'm a gonner !!!!
Everybody loves a little Pussy cat.
Can we all get along?
Don't even blink or I'll snap your neck like a twig!
"SherKan you ain't; get off me!"
What's new pussycat?
I'm never taking the subway again.
Meow antlers...
"I AM THE MIGHTY MOUNTAIN LION!!!!!"
"No, you're a housecat. Now go play with your catnip ball and let me take a nap."
They call him...The deer whisperer
Hey, a cat can dream big, can't he?
Hey, a cat can dream big, can't he?
Dogs may be man's best friend, but that there are his two most cursed adversaries.
Back off! He's mine, all mine.
Cat-"Ha! And the tabby next door thought that squirrel was a big deal!"
why does he always hunch me whn I'm tired!
Although the doe was in heat, Mr. Whiskers technique was all wrong.
An incredibly rare Mountain Tabby attack captured on film.
OK, so it's not a mink...it still takes the chill off on those long cold winter nights!
He once mounted a deer, just to see how it would feel...
He is, the most interesting cat in the world.
One you have to pay to shoot, the other you may get paid to shoot.... especially when its chasing chipmunks into your neighbors house!
In old country, Cats had to fight grizzly bears for mere garbage, after immigrating to the U.S, the commiecats had to find new things to compete with.
Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does.
I thought I saw a putty tat.............. I did,I did, I did saw a putty tat.
I thought I saw a putty tat.............. I did,I did, I did saw a putty tat.
This is no time to be lazy, get up! Put your clothes back on! My parents are home and if my Dad catches you here, he'll shoot you.
It looked so easy at the rodeo!
The moment Puss in Boots realized this wasn't donkey, he was quite embarrassed
"He is never going to believe he did this" - friends from bachelor party
"He is never going to believe he did this" - friends from bachelor party
Step 1: Blend in using cat costume.
Step 2: Find a way through the "doggie door."
Step 3: Raid pantry.
Day 12, 0700 hrs:
The humans are still unaware I have infiltrated their compound. Disguised as one of their feline companions I have managed to gain access to their top ranks and gather critical intelligence. I believe the humans are planning a major offensive, which will coincide with something they are calling "the rut." I will report again once new information is obtained.
-Agent Q
Felix was feeling extra Roe-Mantic, and started getting Frisky!
Although a good example of the power of positive thinking, it still finished far behind the picture of the flea and the drawbrige.
Take it back now! I'm a mountain lion not a kitty cat.
I'm Your Huckleberry!
...it was a forbidden love.
Deer-Yes,Dr,right there, that's where its been hurting
At least Boone & Crockett got to wear coon skin caps.
We aren't fashioning hats of beaver anymore......cat is the fashion now......in London.
PETA's worst nightmare - when animals start wearing fur!
Pleeeeeeease, can I keep her? I promise I'll feed her and clean up after her.
Not gonna happen, man. You're a house cat, remember?
Thufferin' Thuccotash! Now what am I gonna do with her?
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight...risin' up to the challenge of our rival...
Bootsy was never short on ambition, but a little lacking in execution.
Wasn't sure I was supposed to tag the deer before or after?
Tag your it.
Chuck Morris - Chuck Morris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Morris goes killing.
The cat scan to cure CWD, next we will send her to the lab.
This looks goofier than Obama Care
Cat: "Are really called deer ticks?"
Doe: "Just keep looking"
Its Joe Deertays mullet.
I love you honey but that brown coat does make your hips look big. Now can we have sex.
A picture of the last known free ranging Whitetail Deer (Odocoileus virginianus) commonly found in most parts of North America circa 2268 after post millenial mans' sprawl development habitat destruction zenith.
-- Journal of Wildlife Conservation Review 2529
I Dont always choke out does but when i do its with my strong paw
If you give me a piggy back ride, I just might let ya try out my new Cabela's Air Revolution Boots by Meindl.
TCWD. Tabby Cat Wearing Disease.
Nobody move or the deer gets whacked
You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Human expansion has caused wildlife habitat to be diminished forcing animals like this whitetail out of the woods and into the wild suburbs where this common house cat has become a new predator.
Human expansion has caused wildlife habitat to be diminished forcing animals like this whitetail out of the woods and into the wild suburbs where this common house cat has become a new predator.
Now just relax and this won't hurt a bit!
Awww, Come on! Just one more piggy back ride before Mom calls us for dinner!
I'll tell you a secret, but you've got to promise not to tell the other cats!
i heard the mouse told him to pick on someone his own size and the cat said ill do one better
i heard the mouse told him to pick on someone his own size and the cat said ill do one better
Now thats a pet a cure for the man a cure
if you think this situation is akward you should see the neighbors
It is not a bear hug but a cat hug!
I want my own shoulder mount, to!
I want you to meet my owner. I promise he is a nice guy
Catch as catch can
*Burp* uh.... thanks for the ride home! Remember: What happens in the woods, stays in the woods!
Non-typical Buck. 183 Cat & Crockett.
"Jerry, you're still not fooling anyone, you don't have antlers... That's clearly a cat"
Hey dogs, meet the world's first seeing eye cat.
"And just in the nick of time" says Jane Doe... Thanks to Obamacare, now catscan's are available for all species, not just humans.
The lions make this look so easy on Animal Planet.
Just another day at the heavy petting zoo.
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