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by Scott Bestul
Know what? You stink. Man, I can smell you from here. I’m talking reek like a yeti in a Finnish sauna. Now, I don’t care what you do about it. But the whitetails will this fall. So the crack team at Whitetail 365 (me and Hurteau, in case you’re confused) are offering you a chance to do something about it. Write a winning caption for the photo above, and you’ll walk away with this Scent-A-Way package below from the folks at Hunter's Specialties.
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Comments (459)
No, mister uni-horn. These gloves are genuine cowhide. Seriously, I wouldn't lie to you.
When Bambi says she wants it rough, she means it!
Great form on the take down by the American. Now finish him!
Anyone who would have the nerve to wear Adidas tennis shoes with Mechanix gloves deserves to be lambasted!
"Scrub buck, huh? That's like talking 'bout my momma. It's on now!!!"
oh dear
Where'd you put it? Where'd you put my damn antler?!? There are still a few of unbred does out there!!!!
I swear Mr. Deer, I thought you said ANTLER-ache not TOOTH-ache. I swear I would NEVER put you under and take an antler for myself if I knew (okay so maybe I might)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
UFC 161: John Smith vs. White Tail
I said I wanted apples and corn, not that stinkin' alfalfa! Get it right!
out of context, is that a tag on the remaining antler?
Extreme shed antler hunting.... packages starting at only insanely low prices.
If a deer jumped on you, would you beat it off?
Baron von Raschke's Brainclaw goes drastically wrong
Deer: "Don't be lookin' at my does!" "Cause I ain't scared to poke ya' eyes out!"
Don't worry, it will only hurt for a minute.
Shoot all the does will you? A buck has needs!!!
You put on the "doe in heat" scent. Now you must pay the price. I'll even lick you on the neck.
A scene from the new Mark Wahlberg movie- Rise of the Planet of the Whitetails?
I saw you taking pictures of my does!
Grandpa got run over by a reindeer...
I swear I didn't shoot her, it was Scott from F&S!
Always bring a pistol to a fist fight.
"Borrow money from Big Buck, pay Big Buck on time! Think you can play me for a fool?!"
"It's OK, I got him right where I want him"
I know you've got the other one, give it back.
I'm sick of all of those stupid Christmas songs about me!
Never let go Jack....never let go
Man he is really hoofing it.
Mike Vick took his fights to a whole new level.
Bobs first time shed antler hunting, he didn't get the memo that the bucks were supposed to drop them first.
After taking out Grandma last year, he's back to finish off the rest of the family.
The antler is on the other head! Oh how the tables have turned!
The antler is on the other head! Oh how the tables have turned!
I didnt know she was your sister, I swear.
I knew that wasn't cologne the wife handed me this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the last time he tries online dating!
Reindeer games?! I'll show you a reindeer game, pal!!!!
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Don't make me pop that other side off little guy !
Blue camo didn't work out quite as well as I hoped...
the human didn't smell me coming...haha..i used Scent-A-Way !!
I told you not to bug me when I'm on my date in the park!!!
I'm not good enough to shoot??? You're not good enough to shoot me!!!
thats the last time i use buck lure when im not in the stand
Do you still think cover scents are the way to go ? HS scents because residues can kill you !
You got knocked the fu*# out...
Oh Fu@K !!!!
Whaddaya mean you just wanted to "rope a deer" ?!
I had no idea that was your mom! I swear!
Rudoloph the revenge seeking reindeer
Haven't you heard of Scent-A-Away, man?
And that's when Lil' Billy Taylor of Wabasha Minnesota realized that his dream of making Buck Wrasslin' an Olympic sport were gone.
Where did you put my shed?!?!
I pity the fool who picks up my shed!!!!!!!!
Sorry I lied to everyone. I will tell the truth, that I found your antler & didn't rip it off your head.
Ok! I'm sorry, I take it back i meant you are NOT a shooter!
"Give back my antler!"
I don't have your other antler!!!
Next time, he'll make sure it's dead, first.
I'll show you Trophy Mount!!!!
I'm sorry Bucky I thought she was available!
I hear everyone saying how awful your cologne is and I have had it!
I knew I should have worn a cup today!
Thanks for helping me stretch, I really needed it.
(Look where his hoof is headed) Hey man, You broke My good antler! Now all the does are going to make fun of me. Now I'm going to break your antler and all the girls will make fun of you!!
(Look where his hoof is headed) Hey man, You broke My good antler! Now all the does are going to make fun of me. Now I'm going to break your antler and all the girls will make fun of you!!
Bob Im so glad your home from work!!!! Can we go play decoy??!!! Can we?! Can We ?! Can We ?! Can We?!
venison yoga!!! best tenderizer ever!!! train your deer today!
no means no mister
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!
I really need to get a dog!!
You ARE going in the FREEZER.
Dumbest staged photo ever.
Hey Sven, let's stage a photo with the field-dressed deer. Okay Ole.
You lay down there. Wait, wha?
Judo gold medalist Buck virginianus disqualified after investigations into the fact that he is a deer.
Hold my beer and watch this...
After watching an episode of Hillybilly Handfishin', Billy thought he'd give it a try during buck season.
Ok, Ok! Bambi was an excellent movie! I take it back!
Our first case of zombie deer was found in Spring Valley, Ohio.
Oh Deer Should have used scent away!!
Down boy, down! Come on, sit boy!
"Dino, get down, heal" The new Flintstones sequel.
Well after a long night of drinking. Mr buck's frat buddies decided to take the old shave an eyebrow prank to the next level.
the gun shop was right! I really did need that side by side .470 nitro express!
In russia, Deer hunt you!
after Illegalizing deer hunting, california deer have lost there fear of man and now are following the steps of the yellow stone grizzly, and californian mountian lion,
Takedown!!! (high school/olympic wrestling reference)
Deer- I came in with the left and finished him with the right!
This is what happens when you make fun of a deer with a missing antler
The deer was trying to fill his tags before the season ended
"...No! I said your momma's a DOE!!..."
I know you have my other antler. Stupid shed hunter!
You have seen the classic "Crocadile Hunter," possibly the latest and crazy show "Turtle Man," but neither compares to the dangerous and breath taking tactics used in new show coming out this fall..."DEER DRAGGER!"
Warning: Content may not be suitable for children or Disney fans.
Yabba Dabba DOE!?
MAKE SURE IT's REALLY 100% SCENT AWAY!...NOT 100% pure Mule Deer doe in heat urine. He Should have gotten GLASSES!
this is the latest workout video from Mr. Buck and Chuck. In this chapter they show you how it helps to workout with a partner. Notice how motivated Chuck looks while doing crunches as Mr. Buck hammers out one arm pushups.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT "THE ROCK" IS COOKING!!!!
Wow that doe urine really does work!
Tink's 69 study results
are you ready? are you ready? Lets get it on!
the new and improved Olympic sport, Deer Judo.
Unicorn? I'll show you a unicorn!
I see right through your disguise, Mr Ted Nugent. We'll be dining on man-straps tonight.
Caught off guard in peak rut - Joe is in a predicament as to whether or not he'll roll over.
You've got to be really quick when worming a deer.
When what you can take-away matters more than what you can put on...
Twell!!Twell!!Twell!!
I want my other antler back!!!
"I just wanted the matched set, honest!"
Deer "Wheres my corn man, where's my corn?! If I have to ask again this hoof won't miss next time!"
SAY UNCLE!!! SAY UNCLE!!!
HUH, BUCKMASTER MY RIGHT HORN....
Now I know the full reason behind Field & Stream telling me to carry a whistle into the woods. It good help avoid these situations.
THIS DUDE SMELLS LIKE ONE OF MY WIVES.....
I DON'T THINK ARM & HAMMER WILL HELP THIS POOR FELLA
NO REALLY I'M AN ANIMAL LOVER
Buck goes for full mount;this could be a ground and pound for Stevo.
Right hoof yellow... oh man you are WAY too good at Twister.
When putting up Christmas decorations goes bad
Professional shed hunters go to extremes to make a living, this pro recommends wearing a protective cup and rib pads whenever you're in the field!
Deer form tackling
Venison Kama Sutra
No no no... You're supposed to jump off of me AFTER I throw the frisbee.
No no no... You're supposed to jump off of me AFTER I throw the frisbee.
When the hunter becomes the hunted
Reindeer Games: The Sequal
Reindeer Games: The Sequel
Float like a butterfly, sting like Bambi
Rodeos in Michigan sure are different.
" Hey thats the guy from Behind Enemy Lines!"
" I JUST WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!"
Got you!
Every PETA members fantasy.
Whoa!! Whoa!! That's Bucky scrape...don't you pee there buddy!!! He smells better!!!
Whoa!! Whoa!! Don't you pee in Bucky's scrape!!
He smells better
Next time I'm getting a German Shepherd
You don't come her for the huntin do ya boy?
MAAARMADUUUKE!
Soak THIS in buttermilk you a$$
Your buddy Brock Lesner is next
I bet next time he'll stick to using a trail cam, friggin paparazzi
At least those long range shooters have enough sense to stay away from me
You can do it the hard way, or you can do it the easy way with scent-a-way.
You can do this the hard way, or you can do this the easy way with Scent-A-Way.
I said make a snow Angel punk!!!
"You killed my father, you took his horns." in Schwarzenegger voice
"Well, do ya punk?"
Looks Like Elliot from Open Season is getting revenge on another Hunter!!!!!!
Looks Like Elliot from Open Season is getting revenge on another Hunter!!!!!!
Oh sh......!
I Smell a Doe your in my way get out of my way fine dont get out of my way fraight train All A board
wait buck I'm not that kind of guy I don't even know Bamby.
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wait buck I'm not that kind of guy I don't even know Bamby.
!
Bro's before Does - she aint worth fighting over!
A man's got to know his limitations.
Doe estrus, it wont replace scent-a-way...
You wanta piece of me!!
You look just like the guy who shot off my right antler yesterday, so I'm gonna make you pay. One stomp in the gut and one in the crotch should do it.
when you tell me where my antler is... then you have my permission to die
How do you like that gun control now, donkey?
raaapppeee!!!
Dude! I'm sorry! I didn't know that was your scrape!!!
How dare you talk to me like that in front of the girls, You know I'm not half the man I was two days ago...!
Call me half rack agin, I dare ya!
I spilled my guts to you and then you mess with my head?
Ummmm, sure looks like there's a tag on the remaining antler?
No I swear u don't look a day over three, and I think u look great with one antler!
Next time you are trying to paint Rudolph's nose red...
You missed your chance at me this past fall because I winded you! Now, with one side broken off on your keester, it's my turn to be the hunter!
You missed your chance at me this past fall because I winded you! Now, with one side broken off on your keester, it's my turn to be the hunter!
Whoa! I said use Scent-A-Way, not antler off.
OMG, I haven't seen you since last year, come here boy, aww, I missed you too.
Ya know I like it rough and kinky but this is a little to much even for me!!!
Next time I catch you in my bed you won't be so lucky
This guy needs his own scent away system, because he just crapped in his pants.
I'm not a reindeer and you're not Grandma!
This was the last time poor John ever said,"hey guys, watch this!"
Deer-What were you trying to do to me?
Guy-It is legend that if you successfully mount a unicorn you steal its magical powers!
Deer-As a DEER we have a similar Legend if you successfully "mount" a human you will steal his manhood!
I'll give you your deer sausage!
Why get bucked? use scent away, get your trophy, keep your pride.
Not so tough without that gun are you toughguy!
I Love U Man.
Give me back my horn bro!
Hey Bucky, when I said I wouldn't mount you I meant ON MY WALL because of your missing antler. Geeze!!!
Bambi, huh??? Maybe a little snow in your crack will clean up your attitude!!! :-}
These damn hoofs i'll never be ready in time for the winter dance just keep trying
i told you no ear shots this is a snowball fight not an ice ball fight THATS IT IM DONE
OH JIMMY IM SO HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS
Next time,you might want to make sure I'm dead before you put tag on me!Paybacks are hell!
No does,
butt you'll do...!
well it would be well and good if the deer didnt have a tag on his left horn so i would say at least kill me before u put a tag on my horn now u cant have it back ha ha.
well it would be well and good if the deer didnt have a tag on his left horn so i would say at least kill me before u put a tag on my horn now u cant have it back ha ha.
Hey honey, this venison is a little to rare for me!
My pointer is very enthusiastic!
You Killed My Brother!!
Those taxidermists are making weirder and weirder mounts every year.
look, I know I missed, ok? you dont need to rub it in!
So, are you a big man now - without your gun?
I think I just sharted,Get outta my way
I promise I did not shoot your brother!
After we get through sparing maybe we could spray down with some Sent Away so we will not stink.
Give me all your corn and and and those shoes too
Thought I wouldn't recognize you without your camo huh - take that you SOB.
Please, deer....could we get a room?
Lets see you take my other horn......thats what I thought
Hey Bob use the plywood to cover your butt!!!!
I knew I shouldn't have spilled that female deer pheromone stuff all over myself...I smell like a doe in heat!
"WARNING: Use doe-in-heat scent sparingly and do not apply directly to body or garments. Deer may attack."
Little Johnny switched his brother's cologne with doe-in-heat scent and stood by with a camera to document the greatest prank EVER!
Whoa stop! Remember when your Mom told you not to play with it or you'd break it off...She wasn't kidding!
"Touch your knee's and touch your toe's, cause I'm gonna show ya where the antler goes"!!!
"I NEED AN ADULT!"
When a winter shed hunter goes a little to far to get that even set. Or, "What the Buck?!!?"
It's all fun and games 'til somebody loses an antler...
Uncle Uncle Uncle
Not tonight honey. I have a headache!
While he never did well in field trials, Bucky's bird dog bloodline allowed him to easily identify Mr. Bob White.
Next on extreme deer hunting wrestling.
No wait!! I voted Obama and am a card-carrying lifetime member of PETA!! Let me give you Scott's and Dave's addresses!!
(Apologies ahead for anyone offended). Whoo, hold on, not the other one- I swear I'm not related to Sandusky!!!
Ow, you shot me you A-HOLE!
Deer:"
Deer:"This is only a dream". Man:" This is only a dream".
The Man-Deer synchronized snow dancing team takes the gold in London!
Amputee Buck Deerinski with the take-down in the Winter Olympics!
If you thought those stupid cat pictures on were dumb, have we got a new low for you.
Deer: I knew that doe was plastic
after my fourth and final miss, the now one antlered buck decided he had earned the chance to strike back and claim revenge for his missing antler
Wetworks... Santa's lesser known 10th raindeer!
"I KNOW your rutting!!.....But NO! I dont wanna make out with you!"
No wait, wait....It's a toy gun......
"When I said 'take a shot' I meant with a camera! I Swear!"
Get the Buck off of me! Go Buck yourself!!
Call me bambi... one more time
Dave's reaction when Scott tried to name this buck...
(Dave's the buck...Scott's the man...just to clear it up) lol
I'm going to make you squeal like a doe boy...
I knew someday he'd come back for the other one... This time I was prepared.
NO, I don't need any help! THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS HUNT DEER!!!
Your momma was a blacktail!
CAUTION: While using Scent-Away by H.S. Strut, insure you don't accidentally spray yourself with Primetime Premium Doe Estrus.
You are mistaken mr. hunter man, the buck DOES NOT stop here!!!
They Call me MR. Tibbs!
Your not Santa - Santa uses Scent-A-Way
That buck has been dead for a while...tag on the remaining antler, feet obviously been spread and hung on hangers. Corner of the mouth looks a little bloody too. Funny pose though it's not what I'd usually do with deer I've harvested!
Hey Jim I don't think that you can take him on a deer gun tag.
Damn and I thought I was a redneck.
1. Ya tooka one of my horns... I stumpa one of your nuts.
2. You got it... scratch right there. Oh yeah that's it...that's it!
3. Buck Training ... MMA style.
4. The essence of eue-doe-estrus. It's irresistable!!
So you are the wise guy that took my other horn, now give it back.
WHOA!....maybe on the 2nd date!
Awww come on I just need a hug....
MOMMA ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUR GO TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TOUGH"
MOMMA ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUR GOING TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TOUGH"
For the last time, you cannot have my Starbucks. There is a Starbucks Store just down the street.
I'm telling you, I am not the Nugent that you are looking for. I can't sing or play a guitar.
Forget this, I want to be a predator!!
The Bourne Ideernity
As the 2012 Summer Olympics come to an end, the newest contest for the 2016 Games is revealed, "Deer Wrestling!"
Honest, it was'nt me that shot
crime in the Wisconsin neighborhoods peeks after deer season
crime in the Wisconsin neighborhoods peeks after deer season
Local democrat learns the importance of the Second Amendment the hard way.
The deer was later cited by a DNR officer for not wearing enough blaze orange.
The deer was later cited by a DNR officer for not wearing enough blaze orange.
After a record breaking harvest in 2011, a member from a new social activist group, DETH, Deer for the Ethical Treatment of Humans, act out their namesake on an unsuspecting pedestrian.
"Say hello to my little friend here!"
In that terrible moment, Joe realized why one must never refuse to join Herbalife.
"HHAHHAHHAHHHAHHA and...and... do you remember when i creep-ed up on Jack and AHHAHAH i blew at him and he pooped his pants...haahaahhah"
If I could just...reach...his....kill spot!
training is hard in the ostentatious art of deer-fu!!!
In bizarre news, there was a new event tried this year at the Winter Redneck Games, "Running With the Deer". Sadly this competitors friends sabatoged him with Doe in Heat. He should have tried Scent-A-Way.
And that was the last time I used doe urine as a cover scent!
"Dude, dude, dude... listen, You give me the leg, I'll give you the antler!"
ok ok i will stop bullying you...the does will love you just the way you are...broken off antler n all......
This guy's worse than the Browns.
OK! OK! I'll BATHE! I'LL BATHE!
What U mean- I smell like the man who shot UR rack??
You just 'thought' I was frozen hanging upside down in that tree.
Quit Calling me 50 cents! I AM A BUCK!
GGRRRRRR! I'LL GIVE U 1/2 A RACK OF VENISON!
Ha! Ha! 1/2 a rack beats No Rack!
Choo! Choo! Coming Through!
BassTurd! I'll give U Deer-in-Heat!
You always hurt the one's U Love! HaHa!
Forget the 2 step! We're gonna do the 4 Hoof!
BUCK OFF..
Angry Birds...Whitetail style. "WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Though he began the hunt that morning eager to test the limits of fair chase, doubt was quickly setting in; he dearly missed his .30-06.
AWWW, NOT AGAIN
1...2...3...I win!!!
1...2...3...I win!!!
As Buck tries for the flying knee, John seems content to take the match to the ground and try for a submission. Hope it doesn't go to the judges.
As Buck tries for the flying knee, John seems content to take the match to the ground and try for a submission. Hope it doesn't go to the judges.
How dare you come into my house smelling like butt hole and insult my one antler!
.... I guess I should have courtesy flushed.
Deliverance 2012
Deliverance 2012
no,no i'm not a doe.
Where's my money man!?
I should have listened to my wife when she said my new after shave smelled more like buck lure.
You dirty rat! You killed my brother!
"What you mean I cant have lions wiith freaking lasers on thier heads?" "there protected... but we got whitetails sir..." "Do they have a bad temper?" "yes they do sir"
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
After watching an episode of Hillybilly Handfishin', Billy thought he'd give it a try during buck season.
(Look where his hoof is headed) Hey man, You broke My good antler! Now all the does are going to make fun of me. Now I'm going to break your antler and all the girls will make fun of you!!
You have seen the classic "Crocadile Hunter," possibly the latest and crazy show "Turtle Man," but neither compares to the dangerous and breath taking tactics used in new show coming out this fall..."DEER DRAGGER!"
Warning: Content may not be suitable for children or Disney fans.
And not until this moment did John realize what the true meaning of "stuck in a rut" really meant.
Grandpa got run over by a reindeer...
Mike Vick took his fights to a whole new level.
And that's when Lil' Billy Taylor of Wabasha Minnesota realized that his dream of making Buck Wrasslin' an Olympic sport were gone.
Ok! I'm sorry, I take it back i meant you are NOT a shooter!
after Illegalizing deer hunting, california deer have lost there fear of man and now are following the steps of the yellow stone grizzly, and californian mountian lion,
"...No! I said your momma's a DOE!!..."
MAKE SURE IT's REALLY 100% SCENT AWAY!...NOT 100% pure Mule Deer doe in heat urine. He Should have gotten GLASSES!
I see right through your disguise, Mr Ted Nugent. We'll be dining on man-straps tonight.
SAY UNCLE!!! SAY UNCLE!!!
HUH, BUCKMASTER MY RIGHT HORN....
Right hoof yellow... oh man you are WAY too good at Twister.
You can do it the hard way, or you can do it the easy way with scent-a-way.
You can do this the hard way, or you can do this the easy way with Scent-A-Way.
"You killed my father, you took his horns." in Schwarzenegger voice
"Well, do ya punk?"
You wanta piece of me!!
raaapppeee!!!
You missed your chance at me this past fall because I winded you! Now, with one side broken off on your keester, it's my turn to be the hunter!
Next time I catch you in my bed you won't be so lucky
This was the last time poor John ever said,"hey guys, watch this!"
Deer-What were you trying to do to me?
Guy-It is legend that if you successfully mount a unicorn you steal its magical powers!
Deer-As a DEER we have a similar Legend if you successfully "mount" a human you will steal his manhood!
Hey honey, this venison is a little to rare for me!
"WARNING: Use doe-in-heat scent sparingly and do not apply directly to body or garments. Deer may attack."
Little Johnny switched his brother's cologne with doe-in-heat scent and stood by with a camera to document the greatest prank EVER!
Deer: I knew that doe was plastic
I'm going to make you squeal like a doe boy...
I knew someday he'd come back for the other one... This time I was prepared.
NO, I don't need any help! THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS HUNT DEER!!!
You are mistaken mr. hunter man, the buck DOES NOT stop here!!!
1. Ya tooka one of my horns... I stumpa one of your nuts.
2. You got it... scratch right there. Oh yeah that's it...that's it!
3. Buck Training ... MMA style.
4. The essence of eue-doe-estrus. It's irresistable!!
Local democrat learns the importance of the Second Amendment the hard way.
The deer was later cited by a DNR officer for not wearing enough blaze orange.
In bizarre news, there was a new event tried this year at the Winter Redneck Games, "Running With the Deer". Sadly this competitors friends sabatoged him with Doe in Heat. He should have tried Scent-A-Way.
And that was the last time I used doe urine as a cover scent!
"Dude, dude, dude... listen, You give me the leg, I'll give you the antler!"
OK! OK! I'll BATHE! I'LL BATHE!
What U mean- I smell like the man who shot UR rack??
1...2...3...I win!!!
Don't get so upset! I thought that a discussion about somebody's rack was fair game between guys...
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucks to be him.
Sick of your everyday deer mount, try the attack pose. It will give you that in-the-moment memory of your hunt. Get yours from Chuck Testa today!
Welcome to Interspecies Fight Club. The first rule of Interspecies Fight Club is: you do not talk about Interspecies Fight Club.
What did I tell you about trail cams in the bedding area?
Where's you bow NOW!!
Former gun control advocate withdraws membership from PETA, joins the NRA, and obtains a CCW after brief encounter with local wildlife.
Let's see how you like being mounted!
Former gun control advocate joins the NRA after brief encounter with local wildlife.
Deer corn...........$10
Trail cam..........$200
Scent free clothing...........$75
Covering yourself in deer estrus instead of scent-a-way................PRICELESS
Will he liv er die?
Just can't get this gall-dang Buck to pose for the camera! Head up, back straight, point your toes! gall- dang it!
Deer: Now let's you just drop to the ground
Deer: Hey Boy, you smell just like a buck......Come on buck, give me a ride...
Man: Oh no..., No!
Deer: Looks like we got us a doe here instead of a buck.....
Man; Don't, Don't
What's the matter boy? I bet you can bleat. I bet you can bleat like a doe. Let's bleat, bleat now!
Man: Bah, Baaaah!
Doe: Louder, Baaaaaaaaaaah! Baaaaaaaaaaaah!
Man: Baaaah! Baaaaaaaah!
If you don`t give it back,I will make you my doe!
Listen here you Son of a B%&$# this is not the movie open season. You better never hit me with a car again.
Come here you big lug I missed you last Christmas. This is what you get for not leaving me any carrots.
Beer Hunter Episode 13: "PUNKED on the tagout" - Guest Starring BUCK NORRIS!
What'd you say about my momma!
Anyone who would have the nerve to wear Adidas tennis shoes with Mechanix gloves deserves to be lambasted!
"Scrub buck, huh? That's like talking 'bout my momma. It's on now!!!"
oh dear
Where'd you put it? Where'd you put my damn antler?!? There are still a few of unbred does out there!!!!
I swear Mr. Deer, I thought you said ANTLER-ache not TOOTH-ache. I swear I would NEVER put you under and take an antler for myself if I knew (okay so maybe I might)
UFC 161: John Smith vs. White Tail
I said I wanted apples and corn, not that stinkin' alfalfa! Get it right!
out of context, is that a tag on the remaining antler?
Extreme shed antler hunting.... packages starting at only insanely low prices.
If a deer jumped on you, would you beat it off?
Baron von Raschke's Brainclaw goes drastically wrong
Deer: "Don't be lookin' at my does!" "Cause I ain't scared to poke ya' eyes out!"
Don't worry, it will only hurt for a minute.
Shoot all the does will you? A buck has needs!!!
You put on the "doe in heat" scent. Now you must pay the price. I'll even lick you on the neck.
A scene from the new Mark Wahlberg movie- Rise of the Planet of the Whitetails?
I saw you taking pictures of my does!
I swear I didn't shoot her, it was Scott from F&S!
Always bring a pistol to a fist fight.
"Borrow money from Big Buck, pay Big Buck on time! Think you can play me for a fool?!"
"It's OK, I got him right where I want him"
I know you've got the other one, give it back.
I'm sick of all of those stupid Christmas songs about me!
Never let go Jack....never let go
Man he is really hoofing it.
Bobs first time shed antler hunting, he didn't get the memo that the bucks were supposed to drop them first.
After taking out Grandma last year, he's back to finish off the rest of the family.
The antler is on the other head! Oh how the tables have turned!
The antler is on the other head! Oh how the tables have turned!
I didnt know she was your sister, I swear.
I knew that wasn't cologne the wife handed me this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the last time he tries online dating!
Reindeer games?! I'll show you a reindeer game, pal!!!!
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Don't make me pop that other side off little guy !
Blue camo didn't work out quite as well as I hoped...
the human didn't smell me coming...haha..i used Scent-A-Way !!
I told you not to bug me when I'm on my date in the park!!!
I'm not good enough to shoot??? You're not good enough to shoot me!!!
thats the last time i use buck lure when im not in the stand
Do you still think cover scents are the way to go ? HS scents because residues can kill you !
Whaddaya mean you just wanted to "rope a deer" ?!
I had no idea that was your mom! I swear!
Rudoloph the revenge seeking reindeer
Haven't you heard of Scent-A-Away, man?
Where did you put my shed?!?!
I pity the fool who picks up my shed!!!!!!!!
Sorry I lied to everyone. I will tell the truth, that I found your antler & didn't rip it off your head.
"Give back my antler!"
I don't have your other antler!!!
Next time, he'll make sure it's dead, first.
I'll show you Trophy Mount!!!!
I'm sorry Bucky I thought she was available!
I hear everyone saying how awful your cologne is and I have had it!
I knew I should have worn a cup today!
Thanks for helping me stretch, I really needed it.
(Look where his hoof is headed) Hey man, You broke My good antler! Now all the does are going to make fun of me. Now I'm going to break your antler and all the girls will make fun of you!!
Bob Im so glad your home from work!!!! Can we go play decoy??!!! Can we?! Can We ?! Can We ?! Can We?!
venison yoga!!! best tenderizer ever!!! train your deer today!
no means no mister
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!
I really need to get a dog!!
You ARE going in the FREEZER.
Dumbest staged photo ever.
Hey Sven, let's stage a photo with the field-dressed deer. Okay Ole.
You lay down there. Wait, wha?
Judo gold medalist Buck virginianus disqualified after investigations into the fact that he is a deer.
Hold my beer and watch this...
Ok, Ok! Bambi was an excellent movie! I take it back!
Our first case of zombie deer was found in Spring Valley, Ohio.
Oh Deer Should have used scent away!!
Down boy, down! Come on, sit boy!
"Dino, get down, heal" The new Flintstones sequel.
Well after a long night of drinking. Mr buck's frat buddies decided to take the old shave an eyebrow prank to the next level.
the gun shop was right! I really did need that side by side .470 nitro express!
In russia, Deer hunt you!
Takedown!!! (high school/olympic wrestling reference)
Deer- I came in with the left and finished him with the right!
This is what happens when you make fun of a deer with a missing antler
The deer was trying to fill his tags before the season ended
I know you have my other antler. Stupid shed hunter!
Yabba Dabba DOE!?
this is the latest workout video from Mr. Buck and Chuck. In this chapter they show you how it helps to workout with a partner. Notice how motivated Chuck looks while doing crunches as Mr. Buck hammers out one arm pushups.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT "THE ROCK" IS COOKING!!!!
Wow that doe urine really does work!
Tink's 69 study results
are you ready? are you ready? Lets get it on!
the new and improved Olympic sport, Deer Judo.
Unicorn? I'll show you a unicorn!
Caught off guard in peak rut - Joe is in a predicament as to whether or not he'll roll over.
You've got to be really quick when worming a deer.
When what you can take-away matters more than what you can put on...
Twell!!Twell!!Twell!!
I want my other antler back!!!
"I just wanted the matched set, honest!"
Deer "Wheres my corn man, where's my corn?! If I have to ask again this hoof won't miss next time!"
Now I know the full reason behind Field & Stream telling me to carry a whistle into the woods. It good help avoid these situations.
THIS DUDE SMELLS LIKE ONE OF MY WIVES.....
I DON'T THINK ARM & HAMMER WILL HELP THIS POOR FELLA
NO REALLY I'M AN ANIMAL LOVER
Buck goes for full mount;this could be a ground and pound for Stevo.
When putting up Christmas decorations goes bad
Professional shed hunters go to extremes to make a living, this pro recommends wearing a protective cup and rib pads whenever you're in the field!
Deer form tackling
Venison Kama Sutra
No no no... You're supposed to jump off of me AFTER I throw the frisbee.
No no no... You're supposed to jump off of me AFTER I throw the frisbee.
When the hunter becomes the hunted
Reindeer Games: The Sequal
Reindeer Games: The Sequel
Float like a butterfly, sting like Bambi
Rodeos in Michigan sure are different.
" Hey thats the guy from Behind Enemy Lines!"
" I JUST WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!"
Got you!
Every PETA members fantasy.
Whoa!! Whoa!! That's Bucky scrape...don't you pee there buddy!!! He smells better!!!
Whoa!! Whoa!! Don't you pee in Bucky's scrape!!
He smells better
Next time I'm getting a German Shepherd
You don't come her for the huntin do ya boy?
MAAARMADUUUKE!
Soak THIS in buttermilk you a$$
Your buddy Brock Lesner is next
I bet next time he'll stick to using a trail cam, friggin paparazzi
At least those long range shooters have enough sense to stay away from me
I said make a snow Angel punk!!!
Looks Like Elliot from Open Season is getting revenge on another Hunter!!!!!!
Looks Like Elliot from Open Season is getting revenge on another Hunter!!!!!!
Oh sh......!
I Smell a Doe your in my way get out of my way fine dont get out of my way fraight train All A board
wait buck I'm not that kind of guy I don't even know Bamby.
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wait buck I'm not that kind of guy I don't even know Bamby.
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Bro's before Does - she aint worth fighting over!
A man's got to know his limitations.
Doe estrus, it wont replace scent-a-way...
You look just like the guy who shot off my right antler yesterday, so I'm gonna make you pay. One stomp in the gut and one in the crotch should do it.
when you tell me where my antler is... then you have my permission to die
How do you like that gun control now, donkey?
Dude! I'm sorry! I didn't know that was your scrape!!!
How dare you talk to me like that in front of the girls, You know I'm not half the man I was two days ago...!
Call me half rack agin, I dare ya!
I spilled my guts to you and then you mess with my head?
Ummmm, sure looks like there's a tag on the remaining antler?
No I swear u don't look a day over three, and I think u look great with one antler!
Next time you are trying to paint Rudolph's nose red...
You missed your chance at me this past fall because I winded you! Now, with one side broken off on your keester, it's my turn to be the hunter!
Whoa! I said use Scent-A-Way, not antler off.
OMG, I haven't seen you since last year, come here boy, aww, I missed you too.
Ya know I like it rough and kinky but this is a little to much even for me!!!
This guy needs his own scent away system, because he just crapped in his pants.
I'm not a reindeer and you're not Grandma!
I'll give you your deer sausage!
Why get bucked? use scent away, get your trophy, keep your pride.
Not so tough without that gun are you toughguy!
I Love U Man.
Give me back my horn bro!
Hey Bucky, when I said I wouldn't mount you I meant ON MY WALL because of your missing antler. Geeze!!!
Bambi, huh??? Maybe a little snow in your crack will clean up your attitude!!! :-}
These damn hoofs i'll never be ready in time for the winter dance just keep trying
i told you no ear shots this is a snowball fight not an ice ball fight THATS IT IM DONE
OH JIMMY IM SO HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS
Next time,you might want to make sure I'm dead before you put tag on me!Paybacks are hell!
No does,
butt you'll do...!
well it would be well and good if the deer didnt have a tag on his left horn so i would say at least kill me before u put a tag on my horn now u cant have it back ha ha.
well it would be well and good if the deer didnt have a tag on his left horn so i would say at least kill me before u put a tag on my horn now u cant have it back ha ha.
My pointer is very enthusiastic!
You Killed My Brother!!
Those taxidermists are making weirder and weirder mounts every year.
look, I know I missed, ok? you dont need to rub it in!
So, are you a big man now - without your gun?
I think I just sharted,Get outta my way
I promise I did not shoot your brother!
After we get through sparing maybe we could spray down with some Sent Away so we will not stink.
Give me all your corn and and and those shoes too
Thought I wouldn't recognize you without your camo huh - take that you SOB.
Please, deer....could we get a room?
Lets see you take my other horn......thats what I thought
Hey Bob use the plywood to cover your butt!!!!
I knew I shouldn't have spilled that female deer pheromone stuff all over myself...I smell like a doe in heat!
Whoa stop! Remember when your Mom told you not to play with it or you'd break it off...She wasn't kidding!
"Touch your knee's and touch your toe's, cause I'm gonna show ya where the antler goes"!!!
"I NEED AN ADULT!"
When a winter shed hunter goes a little to far to get that even set. Or, "What the Buck?!!?"
It's all fun and games 'til somebody loses an antler...
Uncle Uncle Uncle
Not tonight honey. I have a headache!
While he never did well in field trials, Bucky's bird dog bloodline allowed him to easily identify Mr. Bob White.
Next on extreme deer hunting wrestling.
No wait!! I voted Obama and am a card-carrying lifetime member of PETA!! Let me give you Scott's and Dave's addresses!!
(Apologies ahead for anyone offended). Whoo, hold on, not the other one- I swear I'm not related to Sandusky!!!
Ow, you shot me you A-HOLE!
Deer:"
Deer:"This is only a dream". Man:" This is only a dream".
The Man-Deer synchronized snow dancing team takes the gold in London!
Amputee Buck Deerinski with the take-down in the Winter Olympics!
If you thought those stupid cat pictures on were dumb, have we got a new low for you.
after my fourth and final miss, the now one antlered buck decided he had earned the chance to strike back and claim revenge for his missing antler
Wetworks... Santa's lesser known 10th raindeer!
"I KNOW your rutting!!.....But NO! I dont wanna make out with you!"
No wait, wait....It's a toy gun......
Call me bambi... one more time
Dave's reaction when Scott tried to name this buck...
(Dave's the buck...Scott's the man...just to clear it up) lol
Your momma was a blacktail!
They Call me MR. Tibbs!
Your not Santa - Santa uses Scent-A-Way
That buck has been dead for a while...tag on the remaining antler, feet obviously been spread and hung on hangers. Corner of the mouth looks a little bloody too. Funny pose though it's not what I'd usually do with deer I've harvested!
Hey Jim I don't think that you can take him on a deer gun tag.
Damn and I thought I was a redneck.
So you are the wise guy that took my other horn, now give it back.
WHOA!....maybe on the 2nd date!
Awww come on I just need a hug....
MOMMA ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUR GO TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TOUGH"
MOMMA ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUR GOING TO BE STUPID YOU BETTER BE TOUGH"
For the last time, you cannot have my Starbucks. There is a Starbucks Store just down the street.
I'm telling you, I am not the Nugent that you are looking for. I can't sing or play a guitar.
Forget this, I want to be a predator!!
The Bourne Ideernity
As the 2012 Summer Olympics come to an end, the newest contest for the 2016 Games is revealed, "Deer Wrestling!"
Honest, it was'nt me that shot
crime in the Wisconsin neighborhoods peeks after deer season
crime in the Wisconsin neighborhoods peeks after deer season
The deer was later cited by a DNR officer for not wearing enough blaze orange.
After a record breaking harvest in 2011, a member from a new social activist group, DETH, Deer for the Ethical Treatment of Humans, act out their namesake on an unsuspecting pedestrian.
"Say hello to my little friend here!"
In that terrible moment, Joe realized why one must never refuse to join Herbalife.
"HHAHHAHHAHHHAHHA and...and... do you remember when i creep-ed up on Jack and AHHAHAH i blew at him and he pooped his pants...haahaahhah"
If I could just...reach...his....kill spot!
training is hard in the ostentatious art of deer-fu!!!
ok ok i will stop bullying you...the does will love you just the way you are...broken off antler n all......
This guy's worse than the Browns.
You just 'thought' I was frozen hanging upside down in that tree.
Quit Calling me 50 cents! I AM A BUCK!
GGRRRRRR! I'LL GIVE U 1/2 A RACK OF VENISON!
Ha! Ha! 1/2 a rack beats No Rack!
Choo! Choo! Coming Through!
BassTurd! I'll give U Deer-in-Heat!
You always hurt the one's U Love! HaHa!
Forget the 2 step! We're gonna do the 4 Hoof!
BUCK OFF..
Angry Birds...Whitetail style. "WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Though he began the hunt that morning eager to test the limits of fair chase, doubt was quickly setting in; he dearly missed his .30-06.
AWWW, NOT AGAIN
1...2...3...I win!!!
As Buck tries for the flying knee, John seems content to take the match to the ground and try for a submission. Hope it doesn't go to the judges.
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