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Comments (338)
Honey..have you seen my rack? I can't find it anywhere!
The kick is up...and it's GOOOOOD!
this picture was taken by an unknown source. reportedly scoring 490 b&c points, it would be the new world record if shot. this deer lives near three mile island, and apparently was photographed after finished a fight with a chupacabra.
while it appears a bit top heavy, the buck showed no signs of fatigue, according to the anonymous photographer.
Jim the buck is very vulnerable to hunters because of his high visibility and inability to go into thick cover.
Game Officer Report: Crazed hunter cited for cutting down multiple large caliper trees to create funnels big enough for "alien whitetail" to fit through. Further note: Hunter paid fine and was submitted to psychiatric facility for severe cabin fever.
This buck was caught combing through a cedar thicket for does.
Perks to mounting? much improved cell phone and tv reception.
Field & Stream presents "The Grandson of the Rompola Buck"
CNN Money (1/4/13) – the manufacturers of a popular erectile dysfunction drug are now claiming responsibility for a suspected “animal feed contamination” incident. Company stocks are rising sharply.
If you think this one is big, you should have seen the one that got away.
after a run in with a Hay rake as a new born fawn, Jim decided to steal the dairy cows horomone inhanced Grain, and has since beat the Hay rake this past october during a preemptive strike on the Rake, the rake did not respond for interviewing.
"Whadd'ya think, Scott? Should we let him go one more year?"
Compensation issues?
"Just let him go son...they always look bigger when they are walking away from you."
See there are big deer in Pa.
Bob saved the money on gaming systems and taught his kids ring-toss.
Get the rubber gloves and a mason jar boys, we're all going to be millionaires.
Hanukkah is over, let's put this menorah away!
The buck I saw was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. I swear.....I actually have a picture to prove it.
Can you come rake the leaves in my yard?
The Hanukkah deer in its natural habitat
"Reception for the playoffs or trophy mount...decisions, decisions"
"I swear it was THIS BIG!"
~says every hunter that saw this
Scientists have had a breakthrough in thought projection. This is what Bestul was thinking about last night.
Venus Doe Trap!
The rare and elusive "Venus squirrel trap deer".
Dang you Koldkut....beat me by a minute...I guess they are different enough...
He must be part elk.
My top secret Rogaine experiment is about to pay dividends.
Hey Honey, I think my antlers are big enough to get TV reception! I'm getting a show called Buckmasters!!!
For the Jewish hunters out there, we give you the Meno-Rack!
WOW! What a nice Rake!
It figures...I finally tag a buck with a great rack and I don't even have a wall big enough to hang it on!
Whitetail Nation today announced the recent activation of their new predator early warning system. Sgt. Ray Darbuck in the photo above is shown manning his post out on the DEW Line (Deer Early Warning).
I wonder what kind of reception he gets?
I wonder what kind of reception he gets?
Found his sheds last spring. The things were hidden. If it wasn't for his G9 barely sticking out from under a basswood leaf I would have walked right by 'em.
Button bucks see me rollin'. They be hatin'.
I uh....I uuhhh.....I never took steroids!
"It cut my rake time by 50%, and the best part is, it runs on acorns!"
You know what they say about big racks.
Tis the season... lets call this guy "Double Menorah"
HOLY Photoshop!!!
and then I woke up!
This deer is not for hunting. I genetically bread his mother to produce an offspring with leaf raking capabilities. Mission accomplished!!!!
Jane Doe thought her antler-cap was a bit excessive, but her husband Jon thought it was necessary during the antlerless deer season.
Drunk hunting buddy says "Psht, that ain't nothin, you see them deer from Sas-catch-E-won?"
High caliber venus fly trap
A pharmaceutical supply truck overturned this week on I-95, dumping its cargo of male enhancement medication into the local river system. Pfizer reports that the cleanup efforts have been hindered by local hunters, who have reportedly taken to the woods in droves.
No, no I do agree it's a shooter Scott, but like I said last month, I'm really after a non-typical this year...
"Shooter buck, Shooter buck, Im gonna take it"
Immediately on the heels of the Benghazi report, the administration has released a report detailing the significant increase in quality hunting opportunities which are available as a result of the president's policies.
I have passed on this deer for many seasons now to get the perfect one on the wall, yet his missing ear never grew back.
Whoa, now check out the rack on that one!!! Yep, those are definitely implants but.... I've seen better.
While the media focused on baseball and cycling, performance enhancing drugs infiltrated the world of rutting deer.
Guide says to hunter, "that's a nice buck but I know there is better out here, lets keep moving." Hunter says, "wtf?!!"
So this must be the altitude in which deer turn into elk right?
Its the cover picture for next years Best Days of the Rut issue.
RACK EM UP
Premium garden plow for sale!!! Guaranteed one owner, great condition, never used and guaranteed to bring in the tourists!
Looks like a 3 1/2 year old. I'm gonna pass. He'll be a real monster next year.
Alright the DNR is just getting ridiculous...
The buck that finally shut Michael Waddell up.
Well, since he's 10 x 9, that deduction is gonna kill your score......
Introducing the new Rake Rack buck.
I have no problem with a little Photoshop before a buck posts on eHarmony.
I lift things up and, put them down.
I've got him on camera fighting 4 other bucks... at the same time!
I can fight five bucks at once
It's the DEER COMB By:Ron CO.! Tired of having you Hair messy while hunting? Want to look your best for the photo after you shot your trophy? Well then get the DEER COMB and all your hair troubles will be gone. Get the DEER COMB TODAY!
I've heard of basket racks, but never basket rakes!
HEY, it's been more than four hours. Do ya think I should seek medical attetion?
That'd be the best set of rattlin horns I ever used
Tree stands on the market took a serious engineering turn in the recent past. They became significantly taller, equipped with sturdier ladders with better treads to prevent hunters slipping to their death after a certain picture from an anonymous trail-cam went viral.
Honey, the tv is still a little staticy. Move a little to your left.
How about now, babe?
You got. Now don't move.
Welcome to Jurassic, er, I mean, Canada.
Guess I have to believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster too
Buck of a lifetime? Try buck of an eon!
Proof that antler restrictions work.......
So THAT'S how Rapunzel combs her hair!!
Light the menorah...it is time for some dreidel games!
Eat your heart out Milo Hansen!
APR's are for Illinois , we grow em bigger in Maine...
And to think, that was One of last years bucks.... Crazy!
That's exactly what i need to rake the leaves off my yard. So this is why i found neat piles of leaves every where.
wildlife officer-"There will be an extension to deer season but only for Jewish hunters.The extension will be called menorah season."
Everything's bigger in Texas... including garden rakes.
God: "If I had a nickel for every time I put my favorite comb on a deer..."
Those must be angels wings because I think I've died and gone to heaven!
Those must be angels wings because I think I've died and gone to heaven!
"You have too small of antler's he says. You'll never get a doe he says. Let's see that dominant pick on me now!"
Seems legit...
Wow thats the size of the Bucks rack my husband always says got away and i never believed him (I guess they do exist outside of his imagination).
I bet mine's bigger than yours!
Is it a Booner, or is it the Boone's Farm?
I love being a hunter, I get to chase them big racks
Jane Doe, I love you thiiiiis much.
B&C's next big problem
I love photoshop
Better hold off Johnny, he looks like a world record but remember the racket with the King Buck?!
Last time I trust Barry and his so called "cream"....I'll never get into Boone and Crockett now!!
Rack augmentation?
deer tipping
can someone find me this buck, I have a lot of wet laundry to air out
Now the deer are getting rack augmentation...
"that hunk be trippin" -Estrus Doe
you know what they say big rack big....or so the doe's say
Yup, that's what SHE said
In your dreams Bye Bye (honey wake up your having a BAD dream)Nnoooooo!!!
If I had something like that on my head, my neck would swell up too.
The place for this deer to bed with the best camouflage, would be along the outside wall of a barn, right in-between the box blade and the bush-hog.
After getting his rack stuck in a thicket and almost getting him and some other deer killed by hunters, a companion of his told him, "Why don't you go join the circus where you would be appreciated, and maybe do somebody some good. I wouldn't take back roads though. Too many rednecks to try to run you over."
deer are not just good for venison. they are now rakes for your yard
Chuck Norris' beard comb!
Well, he was 8 foot tall,
weighed 12,000 pounds,
and his rack was this big!
Theres just something off about that deer, don't ya think Bill? Sure is, did ya see how big his tail is??
What did you say you were supplementing their diet with again...?
Auto enthusiasts and sportsmen alike were thrilled when a Jeep spokesperson announced the company's new genetically modified deer and "Kill Your Own Grill" preserves.
no more eating wild mushroms.
Who said quality deer management wouldn't work?
Who said quality deer management wouldn't work?
New wall mount!? No way man, my neighbors are going to be insanely jealous of my new rake!
And the seldom told story of Paul Bunyans lost mustache comb continues...
Hey look at my impressive G-3. Ok ok I guess there all not bad.
How many channels can you get with that rack?!
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhh(the sound of trying to talk and foaming at the mouth in excitement)
Yeah, I saw that one earlier this season(holds back tears) let it go this year(turns away quietly sobbing). No biggie, waiting for a real wall hanger (turns and bites knuckles)
Lance Armstrong's training buddy
Pinokio's first buck
I told you the deer were bigger in Texas!
Dave's special food plot really paid off this year!
Buck Commander's new rep.
i really need to work on my mushroom identification...
Finally! A picture of the Legendary "Church Organ Buck".
I can finally get the outdoor channel if i hold my head right!
A rare glimpse of the Sequoia Whitetail.
it is the legendary goal post buck, a deer that has been said to roam the area since the 1950s. instead of getting smaller in his old age, he just gets bigger.
he is also the source of all stories about missed deer, "couldn't get a shot" stories, and all the dead coyotes that have popped up around the area.
Most bucks will look like this if the liberals get their way.
HMMMMMMM........I think that i should let him mature another year
So I,m just about ready to drop the hammer on the biggest buck I,ve ever seenand the guide says "don,t shoot, he,s only got nine points on one side", and in this area there,s got to be at least ten on each side? and then he says "just kidding, just kidding", but by that time, the buck winded us and was gone.
He looks just like every buck I've ever missed.
Somehow genetics were obtained from the milo hanson buck and by some strange turn of events they were cross-bred with an infield rake! ahhhhhh!
With these I should be able to tune into my favorite Basspro Hunting and Fishing shows. Hope they dont fall off too soon.
Does this comb make my butt look big?
Finally - a picture of the one that got away!
The new fur comb....it gets ticks, gorseprickles AND beggar lice out of your fur with just three quick strokes! Only 19.99 for a limited time.
Every time he tells the story the rack seems to get bigger and bigger. Based on his account this must be picture of the buck my Uncle missed 50 years ago.
Brock Lesnar of the Whitetail world.
Telemetry tracking deer?
That outta make the Boone and CoatRack record books!!!
And you thought Dolly Parton had a nice rack!!!
Does this rack make my butt look big?
Quit staring at my rack!
After enduring years of ridicule for his small antlers, this buck went to Brazil for a "horn job." His new rack speaks for itself.
the inspiration for rack city
Buttscratcher!?, buttscratcher!? Get your buttscratcher here! Buttscratcher?
This the way I describe any buck that I saw but was unable to harvest to my hunting buddies
And...then I woke up!
And if you think my racks big???
Those silly dish-heads. Should've got Xfinity antennas!
YYYYYYYYYYYYMCA
Honey, where is my lawn rake ?
holy rake rack batman!
Rudolph on steroids..............
Rudolph on steroids..............
Boy am I horny.
" a little more to the left Donny, I still see static."
Now i am ready to take on the other bucks!
Deer-Lets make a deal, you don't shoot me and I'll give your cell phone better reception, plus I can dry out your pants, which i think you had a little accident in.
hmm, you usually don't see menorah deer this close to sunset
late for temple, the menorah deer lights the way for Jewish hunters
talk about a comb-over, Donald Trump's got nothing on this beast
Does this rack make my butt look big?
Dang it, season ended yesterday.
The bigger they are the harder they fall
Ive heard of a satellite bull but this has to be the the definition of a satellite buck.
male inhancement for bucks, side effects may include neck pain, back pain, and inability to traverse thick cover
Pffft- I shot a deer at least twice that size last year. The shot was roughly 1000 yards, downhill, around a corner, beneath a tree, in a cave, during hurricane force wind gusts, with a snub nosed .22 derringer shooting snake shot. Did I mention I did it blindfolded after spinning around in a circle for two solid minutes?
The Animal Kingdom's tribute to Liberace
So was that 1 Via gra every 8 hours or 8 every 1 hour?
Dolly Pardon aint got s@#% on me!!!
My wife actually WANTS me to hang up this deer mount! "It could be a coat rack, it could be a chandelier..."
Hey looking sharp, Check out my COMB Over!
"Sure this big ol' rack is heavy guys but I have to say the girls REALLY love it!!!"
The Arnold Schwarzenegger buck.
Who says ,being the "King of Bucks "doesn't go right to your head?!
Don't shoot Tiffany! That buck has potential but hopefully he adds mass and gains a right G9 by next year.
He would've been a dandy next year!
After bagging this buck Barry Bonds finally left his past behind and transitioned to fair chase hunting.
Johnny King chuckled to himself as he readied to pull the trigger, but still had his doubts.
DANG, And I only have a Mule deer tag
Bubba and Jimbo's plan to make their fortune ultimately fell apart when they could not agree on who would wear the doe costume and collect "the specimen".
If I hold my head just like this I can pick up ESPN!
I combed every inch of this valley and not a single doe!
You know what they say about a buck with a big rack...
Forget Beiber Fever, I'm bringing Buck Fever back in a big way!
Since TV went digital, you just don't see that many antennas out there anymore.
The odd creatures one finds when searching for Bigfoot.
The rare "comb antlered" deer.
Now even the deer are getting rack augmentations done...
Hold up guys; this picture might be fake. The eyes look to be a little bit too far apart and he's missing an ear.
Sh*t! I forgot to load the gun!
His idol has always been Pamela Anderson.
The Department of Conservations new decoy, "Rutsaurus" has proved to be an outstanding tool for catching poachers.
He must be making up for a lack of pride .
Wishing you a Happy Hanukkah! Light up my menorah!
-Antler Buckowitz
For years I've been combing the woods for hunters.
I not only the antler club for bucks president, I'm also a client!!
I'm it should read....
Behold, the The Jersey Shore D-Bag of deer in it's natural habitat
The DNR felt their newest addition to the decoy ranks would almost certainly mitigate recent budget cuts.
how every buck looks to a hunter that just missed the shot at a trophy.
And they say Rudolph's red nose was weird.
dang look at the rack on that...definitely paid for but you cant see any scars
So, I was in the woods and saw this nineteen point...
Sadly, this deer must be tube fed on a regular basis. because of his large rack, there is almost no way possible for him to touch his nose to the ground.
Hopefully he sheds both sides at the same time, or he'll be walking in circles.
Laying in the backyard and acting like a picket fence has saved his hide on more than one occasion.
Well I didn't get a good look at the rack but it had a hell of a body on him...........
and thats when the city discovered how their nuclear power plant was affecting the water...
Nope! Chuck Testa is gonna have his hands full with this full size mount!
A rack like that should work for Roadkill tshirts.
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Chuck Norris has been reincarnated as a deer.
After 3 years of Antler Point Restrictions, Illinois has produced some serious monster bucks.
After 3 years of Antler Point Restrictions, Minnesota has produced some serious monster bucks.
Oops, wrong state.
I guess Rogaine really does work.
Why do i feel light headed
Apparently human guys aren't the only one's who overcompensate for having a small package...
Why do i feel light headed
To be tagged by M. Rompola in 2013 and "No, you can't X-ray this one either!"
He may look impressive to the ladies now, but they'll realize the true side effects of the steroids come this November!
"I Believe in Monsters!"
Plastic surgery isn't only for humans!
These Swarovski Optics really were worth the money-they make the deer seem so much bigger too!
Jeff Foxworthy and David Morris want you to know that this is the type of deer you'll grow if you employ a Tecomate food plot system.
Hi...
Man, that buck could comb the hair on a porcupine...!!
"As soon as I get these canvas covered, I'm flying to Mexico!"
While this deer may be impressive we are just waiting for someone to shoot it so we can actually put an end to this Rompola debate!
Haters gonna Hate!
After seeing the picture we started thinking about what other crazy stories we've heard from Grandpa over the years could be true. We haven't left the house since.
Can you hear me now?
Santa said the wind whistling through them is deafening, but, I can turn on a dime.
Buck to his buddies: Those silly humans think Aliens made crop circles. It was me all along.
Boone and Crockett panel score: Points not coming cleanly off of the main beam. Gross: 1321 3/8. Net 197 1/8.
Vi-agra...Not just for humans anymore!
I've got to kill this one, you know how much I love a real bone comb.
Don't get too close, he's got the 'roid rage bad.
"Excuse me? Do you know where I can find a bra big enough for this rack??"
"Excuse me? Do you know where I can find a bra big enough for this rack??"
Happy 19th birthday Bucky. Now blow out your candle antlers.
Really hoping there's no ground shrinkage on this one. That last 18ptr sure came up short of what I really wanted!
John Deer himself is working on a new, innovative 19 row planter/broadcast sprayer combo. Upon success, tractors would no longer be needed in fields where deer are plentiful. Kinks still in the working.
The UN unveils its new secret weapon to invalidate any invasion threat from North Korea. Leaflets with pictures of this buck dropped behind enemy lines are guaranteed to very painfully incapacitate all male North Korean soldiers for up to four days. And also ruin their underwear.
Want to challenge me to a knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife fight.
A little C'mere Deer, a little Sialis, a little Glucosemine and stir.
And the question remains, Will this buck make the Hall of Fame during the steroid era?
This buck has a Bigger Point Spread than Alabama vs. Nortre Dame!
Deer Technology 2013: Bucks have developed antler antennas to track tagged cyotes.
I could wrap up a mile of extension cords on that.
' don't trust the taxidermist'
' don't trust the taxidermist'
"Truth is my shot missed him, but when he turned to run, the weightof the rack snapped his neck."
"Truth is my shot missed him, but when he turned to run, the weight of the rack snapped his neck."
THE argument for APR!
The New DEERCOMBER, for all your Tree Grooming needs!
Thats correct, I said I would trade my right ear for the world biggest rack.
Directional, Elimination & Eradication, Radar (DEER).
"You Kansans, you get all the good looking deer," Musburger said. "What a beautiful buck."
"Wow!" Herbstreit said.
"Whoa!" Musburger chimed in.
"They're doing some things right down in Kansas," Herbstreit said.
"If you're a youngster in Kansas, start getting the rifle out and shoot around the back 40 with pop," Musburger said.
The Quality Deer Management Association's 2013 poster child.
New for 2013 - Enzyte for deer!
Raking in the Does
Fish and Game departments are introducing new decoys to help wardens catch poachers and watch their favorite episodes of Wild Justice simultaneously.
A quote from a hunting TV show regarding this buck. He has a decent rack, but I think we need to pass on him. He's only a 4 1/2 year old deer.
don't shoot,these are implants!
don't shoot,these are implants!
bigger rack than pamela anderson!!
Forget Buck Fever...This thing would cause the BUCK PLAGUE!
THE BUCKDEER HUNTER
I'm gonna need a bigger wall.
And this, fellow sportsmen, illustrates the height and breadth of the current "antler insanity" as hyped by the media.
"If only he would have had that 10th point on the right side, I might have taken him".
"If you think this is nice...just wait till you see my next years model!!!"
To get HD reception out here, I had a choice, but the satelite dish just looked stupid.
Through the years, the story goes...
1970 - I shot an 8 point, antlers just inside the ears, decent buck
1980 - I shot an 8 point with a bunch of junk around his bases, bout 16" spread. Good buck
1990 - I killed a 12 point point, atleast 20" inside, great buck man
2000 - I killed a 12 point, double drop tines, and wide as a car hood, absolute slammer
2013 - This deer was so wide you could drive a truck though his antlers, so many points I couldn't count. Biggest deer I've ever seen
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Calm down their buddy, i know its the last day of season and I probably look huge right now but im only a 4 pointer!!!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Calm down their buddy, i know its the last day of season and I probably look huge right now but im only a 4 pointer!!!
I think I'll wait for something bigger, we still have 45 minutes of daylight left.
I think I'll wait for something bigger, we still have 45 minutes of daylight left.
What a hunter sees after a long uneventful season when he looks at a 6 pointer on the last day of season!!!
No one is going to believe me.
'take your coat, ma'am?
Tree stands of the market became significantly taller after a certain picture from an anonymous trail cam went viral.
certain deer have a unique comb built into their body
Hello ladies
I'm tired of being used to make smores!!!
After winning the "buck of the year" contest for the past seven years, a committee of experts stripped him of all seven titles for alleged use of performance enhancing drugs.
"Can you hear me now.....Good! Man, since I switched to AT&T my service has improved so much out here in the woods!"
Sasquach comb
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Button bucks see me rollin'. They be hatin'.
That outta make the Boone and CoatRack record books!!!
Who says ,being the "King of Bucks "doesn't go right to your head?!
Sh*t! I forgot to load the gun!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Calm down their buddy, i know its the last day of season and I probably look huge right now but im only a 4 pointer!!!
After winning the "buck of the year" contest for the past seven years, a committee of experts stripped him of all seven titles for alleged use of performance enhancing drugs.
Jim the buck is very vulnerable to hunters because of his high visibility and inability to go into thick cover.
Can you come rake the leaves in my yard?
and then I woke up!
A pharmaceutical supply truck overturned this week on I-95, dumping its cargo of male enhancement medication into the local river system. Pfizer reports that the cleanup efforts have been hindered by local hunters, who have reportedly taken to the woods in droves.
The buck that finally shut Michael Waddell up.
I lift things up and, put them down.
I've heard of basket racks, but never basket rakes!
He looks just like every buck I've ever missed.
Does this comb make my butt look big?
This the way I describe any buck that I saw but was unable to harvest to my hunting buddies
male inhancement for bucks, side effects may include neck pain, back pain, and inability to traverse thick cover
The Animal Kingdom's tribute to Liberace
So was that 1 Via gra every 8 hours or 8 every 1 hour?
"Sure this big ol' rack is heavy guys but I have to say the girls REALLY love it!!!"
I combed every inch of this valley and not a single doe!
The Department of Conservations new decoy, "Rutsaurus" has proved to be an outstanding tool for catching poachers.
For years I've been combing the woods for hunters.
Behold, the The Jersey Shore D-Bag of deer in it's natural habitat
Why do i feel light headed
Why do i feel light headed
To be tagged by M. Rompola in 2013 and "No, you can't X-ray this one either!"
And the question remains, Will this buck make the Hall of Fame during the steroid era?
This buck has a Bigger Point Spread than Alabama vs. Nortre Dame!
"You Kansans, you get all the good looking deer," Musburger said. "What a beautiful buck."
"Wow!" Herbstreit said.
"Whoa!" Musburger chimed in.
"They're doing some things right down in Kansas," Herbstreit said.
"If you're a youngster in Kansas, start getting the rifle out and shoot around the back 40 with pop," Musburger said.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Calm down their buddy, i know its the last day of season and I probably look huge right now but im only a 4 pointer!!!
im gonna let him pass..he needs another year
These are the emails that keep men in the woods all day long. What they don't realize is that it's their wives "anonymously" dropping them in their inbox
Honey..have you seen my rack? I can't find it anywhere!
The kick is up...and it's GOOOOOD!
Game Officer Report: Crazed hunter cited for cutting down multiple large caliper trees to create funnels big enough for "alien whitetail" to fit through. Further note: Hunter paid fine and was submitted to psychiatric facility for severe cabin fever.
This buck was caught combing through a cedar thicket for does.
Perks to mounting? much improved cell phone and tv reception.
Field & Stream presents "The Grandson of the Rompola Buck"
CNN Money (1/4/13) – the manufacturers of a popular erectile dysfunction drug are now claiming responsibility for a suspected “animal feed contamination” incident. Company stocks are rising sharply.
If you think this one is big, you should have seen the one that got away.
"Whadd'ya think, Scott? Should we let him go one more year?"
Compensation issues?
"Just let him go son...they always look bigger when they are walking away from you."
Get the rubber gloves and a mason jar boys, we're all going to be millionaires.
Hanukkah is over, let's put this menorah away!
The buck I saw was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. I swear.....I actually have a picture to prove it.
The Hanukkah deer in its natural habitat
"Reception for the playoffs or trophy mount...decisions, decisions"
"I swear it was THIS BIG!"
~says every hunter that saw this
Scientists have had a breakthrough in thought projection. This is what Bestul was thinking about last night.
Venus Doe Trap!
The rare and elusive "Venus squirrel trap deer".
Dang you Koldkut....beat me by a minute...I guess they are different enough...
He must be part elk.
My top secret Rogaine experiment is about to pay dividends.
Hey Honey, I think my antlers are big enough to get TV reception! I'm getting a show called Buckmasters!!!
WOW! What a nice Rake!
It figures...I finally tag a buck with a great rack and I don't even have a wall big enough to hang it on!
Whitetail Nation today announced the recent activation of their new predator early warning system. Sgt. Ray Darbuck in the photo above is shown manning his post out on the DEW Line (Deer Early Warning).
I wonder what kind of reception he gets?
I wonder what kind of reception he gets?
Found his sheds last spring. The things were hidden. If it wasn't for his G9 barely sticking out from under a basswood leaf I would have walked right by 'em.
I uh....I uuhhh.....I never took steroids!
"It cut my rake time by 50%, and the best part is, it runs on acorns!"
You know what they say about big racks.
Tis the season... lets call this guy "Double Menorah"
HOLY Photoshop!!!
This deer is not for hunting. I genetically bread his mother to produce an offspring with leaf raking capabilities. Mission accomplished!!!!
Jane Doe thought her antler-cap was a bit excessive, but her husband Jon thought it was necessary during the antlerless deer season.
Drunk hunting buddy says "Psht, that ain't nothin, you see them deer from Sas-catch-E-won?"
High caliber venus fly trap
No, no I do agree it's a shooter Scott, but like I said last month, I'm really after a non-typical this year...
"Shooter buck, Shooter buck, Im gonna take it"
Immediately on the heels of the Benghazi report, the administration has released a report detailing the significant increase in quality hunting opportunities which are available as a result of the president's policies.
I have passed on this deer for many seasons now to get the perfect one on the wall, yet his missing ear never grew back.
While the media focused on baseball and cycling, performance enhancing drugs infiltrated the world of rutting deer.
Guide says to hunter, "that's a nice buck but I know there is better out here, lets keep moving." Hunter says, "wtf?!!"
So this must be the altitude in which deer turn into elk right?
Its the cover picture for next years Best Days of the Rut issue.
RACK EM UP
Premium garden plow for sale!!! Guaranteed one owner, great condition, never used and guaranteed to bring in the tourists!
Looks like a 3 1/2 year old. I'm gonna pass. He'll be a real monster next year.
Alright the DNR is just getting ridiculous...
Well, since he's 10 x 9, that deduction is gonna kill your score......
Introducing the new Rake Rack buck.
I have no problem with a little Photoshop before a buck posts on eHarmony.
I've got him on camera fighting 4 other bucks... at the same time!
I can fight five bucks at once
It's the DEER COMB By:Ron CO.! Tired of having you Hair messy while hunting? Want to look your best for the photo after you shot your trophy? Well then get the DEER COMB and all your hair troubles will be gone. Get the DEER COMB TODAY!
HEY, it's been more than four hours. Do ya think I should seek medical attetion?
That'd be the best set of rattlin horns I ever used
Tree stands on the market took a serious engineering turn in the recent past. They became significantly taller, equipped with sturdier ladders with better treads to prevent hunters slipping to their death after a certain picture from an anonymous trail-cam went viral.
Honey, the tv is still a little staticy. Move a little to your left.
How about now, babe?
You got. Now don't move.
Welcome to Jurassic, er, I mean, Canada.
Guess I have to believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster too
Buck of a lifetime? Try buck of an eon!
Proof that antler restrictions work.......
So THAT'S how Rapunzel combs her hair!!
Light the menorah...it is time for some dreidel games!
Eat your heart out Milo Hansen!
APR's are for Illinois , we grow em bigger in Maine...
And to think, that was One of last years bucks.... Crazy!
That's exactly what i need to rake the leaves off my yard. So this is why i found neat piles of leaves every where.
wildlife officer-"There will be an extension to deer season but only for Jewish hunters.The extension will be called menorah season."
God: "If I had a nickel for every time I put my favorite comb on a deer..."
Those must be angels wings because I think I've died and gone to heaven!
Those must be angels wings because I think I've died and gone to heaven!
"You have too small of antler's he says. You'll never get a doe he says. Let's see that dominant pick on me now!"
Seems legit...
Wow thats the size of the Bucks rack my husband always says got away and i never believed him (I guess they do exist outside of his imagination).
I bet mine's bigger than yours!
Is it a Booner, or is it the Boone's Farm?
I love being a hunter, I get to chase them big racks
Jane Doe, I love you thiiiiis much.
B&C's next big problem
I love photoshop
Better hold off Johnny, he looks like a world record but remember the racket with the King Buck?!
Last time I trust Barry and his so called "cream"....I'll never get into Boone and Crockett now!!
Rack augmentation?
deer tipping
can someone find me this buck, I have a lot of wet laundry to air out
Now the deer are getting rack augmentation...
"that hunk be trippin" -Estrus Doe
you know what they say big rack big....or so the doe's say
Yup, that's what SHE said
In your dreams Bye Bye (honey wake up your having a BAD dream)Nnoooooo!!!
If I had something like that on my head, my neck would swell up too.
The place for this deer to bed with the best camouflage, would be along the outside wall of a barn, right in-between the box blade and the bush-hog.
After getting his rack stuck in a thicket and almost getting him and some other deer killed by hunters, a companion of his told him, "Why don't you go join the circus where you would be appreciated, and maybe do somebody some good. I wouldn't take back roads though. Too many rednecks to try to run you over."
deer are not just good for venison. they are now rakes for your yard
Chuck Norris' beard comb!
Well, he was 8 foot tall,
weighed 12,000 pounds,
and his rack was this big!
Theres just something off about that deer, don't ya think Bill? Sure is, did ya see how big his tail is??
What did you say you were supplementing their diet with again...?
Auto enthusiasts and sportsmen alike were thrilled when a Jeep spokesperson announced the company's new genetically modified deer and "Kill Your Own Grill" preserves.
no more eating wild mushroms.
Who said quality deer management wouldn't work?
Who said quality deer management wouldn't work?
New wall mount!? No way man, my neighbors are going to be insanely jealous of my new rake!
And the seldom told story of Paul Bunyans lost mustache comb continues...
Hey look at my impressive G-3. Ok ok I guess there all not bad.
How many channels can you get with that rack?!
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhh(the sound of trying to talk and foaming at the mouth in excitement)
Yeah, I saw that one earlier this season(holds back tears) let it go this year(turns away quietly sobbing). No biggie, waiting for a real wall hanger (turns and bites knuckles)
Lance Armstrong's training buddy
Pinokio's first buck
Dave's special food plot really paid off this year!
Buck Commander's new rep.
i really need to work on my mushroom identification...
Finally! A picture of the Legendary "Church Organ Buck".
I can finally get the outdoor channel if i hold my head right!
A rare glimpse of the Sequoia Whitetail.
it is the legendary goal post buck, a deer that has been said to roam the area since the 1950s. instead of getting smaller in his old age, he just gets bigger.
he is also the source of all stories about missed deer, "couldn't get a shot" stories, and all the dead coyotes that have popped up around the area.
Most bucks will look like this if the liberals get their way.
HMMMMMMM........I think that i should let him mature another year
So I,m just about ready to drop the hammer on the biggest buck I,ve ever seenand the guide says "don,t shoot, he,s only got nine points on one side", and in this area there,s got to be at least ten on each side? and then he says "just kidding, just kidding", but by that time, the buck winded us and was gone.
Somehow genetics were obtained from the milo hanson buck and by some strange turn of events they were cross-bred with an infield rake! ahhhhhh!
With these I should be able to tune into my favorite Basspro Hunting and Fishing shows. Hope they dont fall off too soon.
Finally - a picture of the one that got away!
The new fur comb....it gets ticks, gorseprickles AND beggar lice out of your fur with just three quick strokes! Only 19.99 for a limited time.
Every time he tells the story the rack seems to get bigger and bigger. Based on his account this must be picture of the buck my Uncle missed 50 years ago.
Telemetry tracking deer?
And you thought Dolly Parton had a nice rack!!!
Does this rack make my butt look big?
Quit staring at my rack!
After enduring years of ridicule for his small antlers, this buck went to Brazil for a "horn job." His new rack speaks for itself.
the inspiration for rack city
Buttscratcher!?, buttscratcher!? Get your buttscratcher here! Buttscratcher?
And...then I woke up!
And if you think my racks big???
Those silly dish-heads. Should've got Xfinity antennas!
YYYYYYYYYYYYMCA
Honey, where is my lawn rake ?
holy rake rack batman!
Rudolph on steroids..............
Rudolph on steroids..............
Boy am I horny.
" a little more to the left Donny, I still see static."
Now i am ready to take on the other bucks!
Deer-Lets make a deal, you don't shoot me and I'll give your cell phone better reception, plus I can dry out your pants, which i think you had a little accident in.
hmm, you usually don't see menorah deer this close to sunset
late for temple, the menorah deer lights the way for Jewish hunters
talk about a comb-over, Donald Trump's got nothing on this beast
Does this rack make my butt look big?
Dang it, season ended yesterday.
The bigger they are the harder they fall
Ive heard of a satellite bull but this has to be the the definition of a satellite buck.
Pffft- I shot a deer at least twice that size last year. The shot was roughly 1000 yards, downhill, around a corner, beneath a tree, in a cave, during hurricane force wind gusts, with a snub nosed .22 derringer shooting snake shot. Did I mention I did it blindfolded after spinning around in a circle for two solid minutes?
Dolly Pardon aint got s@#% on me!!!
My wife actually WANTS me to hang up this deer mount! "It could be a coat rack, it could be a chandelier..."
Hey looking sharp, Check out my COMB Over!
The Arnold Schwarzenegger buck.
Don't shoot Tiffany! That buck has potential but hopefully he adds mass and gains a right G9 by next year.
He would've been a dandy next year!
After bagging this buck Barry Bonds finally left his past behind and transitioned to fair chase hunting.
Johnny King chuckled to himself as he readied to pull the trigger, but still had his doubts.
DANG, And I only have a Mule deer tag
Bubba and Jimbo's plan to make their fortune ultimately fell apart when they could not agree on who would wear the doe costume and collect "the specimen".
If I hold my head just like this I can pick up ESPN!
You know what they say about a buck with a big rack...
Forget Beiber Fever, I'm bringing Buck Fever back in a big way!
Since TV went digital, you just don't see that many antennas out there anymore.
The odd creatures one finds when searching for Bigfoot.
The rare "comb antlered" deer.
Now even the deer are getting rack augmentations done...
Hold up guys; this picture might be fake. The eyes look to be a little bit too far apart and he's missing an ear.
His idol has always been Pamela Anderson.
He must be making up for a lack of pride .
Wishing you a Happy Hanukkah! Light up my menorah!
-Antler Buckowitz
I not only the antler club for bucks president, I'm also a client!!
I'm it should read....
The DNR felt their newest addition to the decoy ranks would almost certainly mitigate recent budget cuts.
how every buck looks to a hunter that just missed the shot at a trophy.
And they say Rudolph's red nose was weird.
dang look at the rack on that...definitely paid for but you cant see any scars
So, I was in the woods and saw this nineteen point...
Sadly, this deer must be tube fed on a regular basis. because of his large rack, there is almost no way possible for him to touch his nose to the ground.
Hopefully he sheds both sides at the same time, or he'll be walking in circles.
Laying in the backyard and acting like a picket fence has saved his hide on more than one occasion.
Well I didn't get a good look at the rack but it had a hell of a body on him...........
and thats when the city discovered how their nuclear power plant was affecting the water...
Nope! Chuck Testa is gonna have his hands full with this full size mount!
A rack like that should work for Roadkill tshirts.
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Chuck Norris has been reincarnated as a deer.
After 3 years of Antler Point Restrictions, Illinois has produced some serious monster bucks.
After 3 years of Antler Point Restrictions, Minnesota has produced some serious monster bucks.
Oops, wrong state.
I guess Rogaine really does work.
Apparently human guys aren't the only one's who overcompensate for having a small package...
He may look impressive to the ladies now, but they'll realize the true side effects of the steroids come this November!
"I Believe in Monsters!"
Plastic surgery isn't only for humans!
These Swarovski Optics really were worth the money-they make the deer seem so much bigger too!
Jeff Foxworthy and David Morris want you to know that this is the type of deer you'll grow if you employ a Tecomate food plot system.
Hi...
Man, that buck could comb the hair on a porcupine...!!
"As soon as I get these canvas covered, I'm flying to Mexico!"
While this deer may be impressive we are just waiting for someone to shoot it so we can actually put an end to this Rompola debate!
Haters gonna Hate!
After seeing the picture we started thinking about what other crazy stories we've heard from Grandpa over the years could be true. We haven't left the house since.
Can you hear me now?
Santa said the wind whistling through them is deafening, but, I can turn on a dime.
Buck to his buddies: Those silly humans think Aliens made crop circles. It was me all along.
Boone and Crockett panel score: Points not coming cleanly off of the main beam. Gross: 1321 3/8. Net 197 1/8.
Vi-agra...Not just for humans anymore!
I've got to kill this one, you know how much I love a real bone comb.
Don't get too close, he's got the 'roid rage bad.
"Excuse me? Do you know where I can find a bra big enough for this rack??"
"Excuse me? Do you know where I can find a bra big enough for this rack??"
Happy 19th birthday Bucky. Now blow out your candle antlers.
Really hoping there's no ground shrinkage on this one. That last 18ptr sure came up short of what I really wanted!
John Deer himself is working on a new, innovative 19 row planter/broadcast sprayer combo. Upon success, tractors would no longer be needed in fields where deer are plentiful. Kinks still in the working.
The UN unveils its new secret weapon to invalidate any invasion threat from North Korea. Leaflets with pictures of this buck dropped behind enemy lines are guaranteed to very painfully incapacitate all male North Korean soldiers for up to four days. And also ruin their underwear.
Want to challenge me to a knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife fight.
A little C'mere Deer, a little Sialis, a little Glucosemine and stir.
Deer Technology 2013: Bucks have developed antler antennas to track tagged cyotes.
I could wrap up a mile of extension cords on that.
' don't trust the taxidermist'
' don't trust the taxidermist'
"Truth is my shot missed him, but when he turned to run, the weightof the rack snapped his neck."
"Truth is my shot missed him, but when he turned to run, the weight of the rack snapped his neck."
THE argument for APR!
The New DEERCOMBER, for all your Tree Grooming needs!
Thats correct, I said I would trade my right ear for the world biggest rack.
Directional, Elimination & Eradication, Radar (DEER).
The Quality Deer Management Association's 2013 poster child.
New for 2013 - Enzyte for deer!
Raking in the Does
Fish and Game departments are introducing new decoys to help wardens catch poachers and watch their favorite episodes of Wild Justice simultaneously.
A quote from a hunting TV show regarding this buck. He has a decent rack, but I think we need to pass on him. He's only a 4 1/2 year old deer.
don't shoot,these are implants!
don't shoot,these are implants!
bigger rack than pamela anderson!!
Forget Buck Fever...This thing would cause the BUCK PLAGUE!
THE BUCKDEER HUNTER
I'm gonna need a bigger wall.
And this, fellow sportsmen, illustrates the height and breadth of the current "antler insanity" as hyped by the media.
"If only he would have had that 10th point on the right side, I might have taken him".
"If you think this is nice...just wait till you see my next years model!!!"
To get HD reception out here, I had a choice, but the satelite dish just looked stupid.
Through the years, the story goes...
1970 - I shot an 8 point, antlers just inside the ears, decent buck
1980 - I shot an 8 point with a bunch of junk around his bases, bout 16" spread. Good buck
1990 - I killed a 12 point point, atleast 20" inside, great buck man
2000 - I killed a 12 point, double drop tines, and wide as a car hood, absolute slammer
2013 - This deer was so wide you could drive a truck though his antlers, so many points I couldn't count. Biggest deer I've ever seen
I think I'll wait for something bigger, we still have 45 minutes of daylight left.
I think I'll wait for something bigger, we still have 45 minutes of daylight left.
What a hunter sees after a long uneventful season when he looks at a 6 pointer on the last day of season!!!
No one is going to believe me.
'take your coat, ma'am?
Tree stands of the market became significantly taller after a certain picture from an anonymous trail cam went viral.
certain deer have a unique comb built into their body
Hello ladies
I'm tired of being used to make smores!!!
"Can you hear me now.....Good! Man, since I switched to AT&T my service has improved so much out here in the woods!"
Sasquach comb
Sasquach comb
just got over buck fever a couple weeks before gun season, then this brute walks out opening morning... therapy starts tuesday.
chuck Norris must have sneezed.
Turn left CNN turn right Family channel,,, what great reception.
Turn left CNN turn right Family channel,,, what great reception.
The Venus Doe-Trap.
The Venus Doe-Trap. Gives new meaning to 'lock down' during the rut.
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