1. when you're driving or walking by someone's property and you mentally pick out all the trees that would be awsome to put a stand in

2. you score all of the deer in your neighbors' Christmas decorations and determine which yard has the biggest yield

You may be deer crazy if your wife leaves you on November 8th, and you don't notice until the 18th...

You might be deer crazy if you look forward to waking up hours earlier on the weekend than when you usually do for work during the week.

You may be deer crazy if "you have ever watched the sun come up and go down while never moving from your ambush point".

1. if you think a deer rug would look good in the living room
2. if your kids take deer skulls to show and tell
3. if you watch Bambi and score Bambi's dad

you might be deer crazy if your yard is planted with Biologic instead of lawn

You might be deer crazy because texting isn't the reason your driving distracted. It's because you keep looking for deer on a field edge or in the woods while doing 70MPH!

You might be deer crazy if you have more trail camera pictures of deer than pictures of your kids.

You might be deer crazy if you set in the same shoot house from 1 hour before daylight till 1/2 hour after dark for 14 straight days and never get bored. Skip Sunday and then do it all over again for 6 more straight days.

You may be deer crazy if...
1. You have ever seriously considered becoming a teacher so you could have 3 straight weeks to hunt over Christmas break.

2. You make a gun with your index finger and thumb and pretend to shoot Santas reindeer while watching "Rudolph".

If you put more effort into naming the bucks you catch on trail cameras than you did for naming your own kid.

you might be deer crazy if you buy your wife a new treestand for christmas in october.

You might Be deer crazy if your wife like to drive cause you pay more attention to the fields than the road. You might be deer crazy if you teach your sons first words to be a doe bleat when you say deer. If more than one tree in your yard has a treestand. If getting away from your wife anytime of the year involves climbing a tree. If you eat more venison throughout the year than pork, cow and chicken put together.

"You may be deer crazy" when you have all your trail cams in video mode. This is so you can watch your favorite soap opera "Deer's Of Our Live's" You have all of the deer in your herd named, aged and know who they associate with, their foes. You also know all of the drama that goes on in their lives.....

You may be deer crazy if you store your rings on antler sheds.... (Guilty)

1. You might be deer crazy if you own more scent eliminators than household cleaning products.
2. You might be deer crazy if you have multiple subscriptions to North American Whitetail magazine so you can keep a copy in every bathroom of the house.
3. You might be deer crazy if you start every letter/email you write with "Deer such and such".
4. Finally, You might be deer crazy if you have ever written a book about deer.

You might be deer crazy if you automatically search for a gun/bow when you see a big buck, no matter where you are or if a gun/bow if even there.

You might be deer crazy if you have ever ran across a extremely busy 6 lane highway while pulling on you camo and loading an arrow just to get crack at a buck you saw off the highway.

You might be deer crazy if you forget your wife's birthday and your anniversary but you never ever forget opening day of deer season.

You might be deer crazy if you put a bigger set of antlers on your 3D Buck target because you would have passed on shooting him with the ones he came with.

1.You might be deer crazy if you wear Scent Killer antiperspirant more days a year than cologne.

2. You might be deer crazy if you schedule your year around the firearms and bow seasons.

3. You might be deer crazy if the first thing you think of when you see a roadkill is "Man I wonder why those people let that one go to waste!?"

You might be deer crazy if you're more excited to get The Total Deer Hunter Manual than your 15 year old daughter is to go to a Justin Beiber concert!

If your main motivation for starting your own business was more time in the woods, you might be..

you might be deer crazy if your heart skips a beat when you see a deer and other people just say, " oh look, a deer!"

You might be deer crazy if you drive 3 hours to your house every weekend from college because you can't stop thinking about shooting your bow and getting it ready for the season!

You might be deer crazy if you watch Youtube videos during the middle of class to try and curb the urge to go bow hunting in February.

If a certain wind direction, moon phase, or weather pattern makes you seriously consider skipping something very important, you might be deer crazy.

You might be deer crazy when every animal turns into a deer.

You might be deer crazy if you take a certain road home where you saw that herd if deer last month even though it's the longest way home.

You might be deer crazy if you're a seventeen year old farm boy, and if given a choice, would choose to go hunting the four-footed deer over the two-footed variety.

You might be deer crazy if...

1) You tell people how old your kids are in seasons lived
2) You make more calls on a grunt tube or bleat can than on your cell phone
3) You think "Stuck in a Rut" is paradise on Earth
4) Your boss doens't question your calling in sick during November because he is your ride to the ranch
5) "Taxidermy Bill" is part of your annual budget
6) You take pride in living in a tree smelling like pee and covered in leaves for several months out of a year
7) You keep your most expensive and prized clothing tied up in a trashbag with leaves and dirt
8) You don't worry about lead poisoning because if it was deadly you would have died 20 seasons ago
9) Your greatest accomplishments in life can be seen hanging on the wall
10) Whenever anyone refers to deer antlers as "horns" you drill them like they just cursed the Lord's name in vain.

You might be deer crazy if:
In early November, you get half way to work, then call in sick because on the way to there you noticed an increase in the number of road killed bucks indicating that the chasing phase of the rut has begun, and you should be in your stand. (Guilty)

You can't remember your anniversary date, or your significant other's birthday, but if somebody asks when opening day of bow season is, you can answer correctly without hesitation. (Also guilty)

Instead of having pictures of family in your wallet, you have trail camera photos of hit-list bucks.

You name your children after the characters from the movie, "Escanaba in da Moonlight."

You might be deer crazy if you drive a little faster when you see a deer crossing sign.

You might be deer crazy if your favorite seat to watch TV in is your hang on.

You may be deer crazy if:
1] Your clothes line is in your living room and consists of using antlers instead of strings.

2] You popped the question of marriage while standing at your picture window looking at deer in the back yard.

3] Any of your friends call or text you whenever they see a deer just as an FYI.

4] You are in the woods turkey hunting and spend more time looking for deer sign and shed antlers.

5] You go to your parent's house to hang out and just watch for movement in the river bottom.

6] Your car freshner consists of earth tones and acorns.

You know you're deer crazy when:

1. You look at new homes and your major concern is an all season location to hang your hunting cloths to keep them "scent free."

2. You and your wife constantly debate the correct plural for deer, she says "deers" I say, deer. If you look in the dictionary, either use is correct however.

3. You debate wall space in your home to ensure you have accounted for next season's taxidermy mount.

4. You have more empty or half bottles of scent eliminator type spray in your garage then empty pop and water bottle recyclables.

5. Your gun cabinet is filled with mostly different types of firearm setups for tactical deer hunting scenarios and depending on the type of hunting you will do that day during deer season (e.g. the open sighted shotgun for drives and dense areas, the scoped "beanfield" rifle for food and field plot sets, the "beater gun" for those days you just feel like walking, stalking, hikeing, brush busting for anything venison, etc.

6. You have totes filled with hunting clothes for each of the within season seasons (e.g. early bow season light camo, to middle to late bow season insulated garb, wool pants and buffalo plaid woolrich coat for the classic northeast firearms hunt or the late season holes cut out of the old sleeping bag sub zero stand hunting suit.

You know you are deer crazy when:

1) You start stalking the candy machine at work
2) You climb a ladder to fix something, and then cup your hands around your eyes to get a better look at your surroundings...er kitchen
3) You start using Doe/Buck urine as regular cologne/perfume
4) Your boss asks you a question in a meeting and your answer is how many days, hours, minutes and seconds there are before deer season opens
5) You use your thumb and pointer finger as a makeshift shotgun (rubber band included), and start practicing new techniques on your kid's stuffed animals

You know you're deer crazy if:
-you own more camo outfitts than formal clothing (ie suits, tux, dress clothes)
-while driving, you see a deer in the field or woods and have to come to a complete stop, back up and observe it, even a doe.
I'm guily of both

You may be deer crazy if you think Doe In Estrus Urine smells better than perfume.

"You may be deer crazy", if you take your youngest daughter, Tessa, deer hunting, and the night before you watch "The Deer Hunter" and she says it's too boring, so you both watch "Bambi", the "Prince of the Forest" and have a good cry together.

You might be deer crazy if you think that the phrases "10 bucks" or "that's a lot of dough" are hunting terms

You might be deer crazy if you are able to get 5000 signatures to petition the first day of deer season as a national holiday.

You might be deer crazy when you put out a deer decoy and try to "stalk" it

you might be deer crazy if you planned the birth of your child so you would not miss any part of deer season

You mite be Deer Crazy if you have 2 sons that you named Bestul and Hurteau

Your whole family might be deer crazy if your wife is pregnant-
you break the news to your dad by telling him to check out this cool night vision photo of a deer the trail cam just picked up-
dad thinks the trail cam photo (actually an ultrasound photo) is a yearling-
then you have to explain to him he's going to be a grandfather and watch the confused/delighted look on his face

You might be deer crazy if you dream all night of that big buck walking by your stand.

You might be deer crazy if you bought your home based on the number of tree stands you can put up in your backyard.

You might be deer crazy if you worry that your 12 bottles of Doe In Heat aren't enough.

You might be deer crazy if you plan your budget and vacations around deer Deer season.

You might be Deer crazy if you pass on having sex so you won't be tired when you go hunting.

You may be deer crazy if you ask your town council for permission to hunt their property

You may be deer crazy if you refused to get married in the fall because a wedding would conflict with bow season.

You may be deer crazy if, when someone asks you where you live, you refuse to answer because it would give away your favorite tree stand location

You may be deer crazy if you stood up your senior year homecoming date to track a deer you didnt shoot.

you might be deer crazy if someone asks you what kind of cologne you are wearing, and you answer, " hunters specialties acorn."

You might be deer crazy if you start planning next years hunt the day after season ends

If you read all this BS