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February 06, 2014

Write the Best Caption, Win a New Bow!

By Scott Bestul

That’s right, a bow. Which means this ain’t just any old caption contest—no “Write a Caption, Win a Bottle of Deer Pee ” deal. We actually asked for a bottle of deer pee, but when we did the folks at Bass Pro Shops said, “Well, sure, we could do that. But, you know, we’ve also got this awesome bow we’d like to give away to somebody. Would that work?”

Yes. Yes it would.

So, here’s your chance to win a Redhead Toxik compound bow, which is fast (320 fps), sports parallel limbs, a machined-aluminum riser, a 7-inch brace height, 80 percent let-off, and no-press draw-length adjustments. To sweeten the deal, the package also includes a five-arrow quiver, three-pin sight, Hostage capture-style rest, wrist strap, and 5-inch stabilizer. In short, one heck of a prize for just writing one little, brilliant, hilarious, better-than-everyone-elses’ caption.

Most of you know the drill. You’ve got a week to come up with a caption for the picture above. You may submit as many as you like. Next Friday, Hurteau and I will read the entries, pick a winner, and send someone the bow. Good luck.

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from RichardF wrote 10 weeks 23 hours ago

You should hear the bleats this new call can make.

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from natureonthefly wrote 10 weeks 23 hours ago

say 'ello to my leettle friend!

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from Jeff Feldman wrote 10 weeks 23 hours ago

Bob is testing the limits of his states "Open Carry" law

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from ColoradoOkie wrote 10 weeks 23 hours ago

Check out my new driver, the Bambi4000!

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from jcarlin wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"No electronic calls, eh? I'll show them. Only downside is I'll have to get a replacement every year."

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from Chris Lynn wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Buck... er, Fawn shot loaded, fully choked, cocked and ready to fire!

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from Jody Kabat wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Gulp... little tight... gulp... with the left hand"

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from ilikehunting wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Announced today: the first successful fawn to forearm spot transplant.

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from heatr216 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This new camo pattern better work.

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from Marlattrr wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"So you're telling me I now have to register my semi-auto assault deer!?"

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from Hank Forester wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

That's not what we meant by "take a deer". Maybe you should stick to golf...

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Dah dah dah dum, super bambi!

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from Dawn Kwasny wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Spots and plaid are the new cammo!

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from kanderson8519 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This is one of those new assault "ghost" fawns. It holds a .30 caliber clip mag that will disperse 30 bullets in half a second.

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Watch out, bambi coming through!

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from Pam Hodle wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Don't hold me back, I can take them. Let me at them!

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Watch out, bambi coming through!

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from Brian Domph wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

deer:"I can't be seen with this dork in the golf shorts!"

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from Kelly Evans wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

The Buck Commander has nothing on me!

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Easy on the neck buddy, i'm fragile you know!

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from Dawn Kwasny wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Boys I'm ready for the deer Drive(er)

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

OK,I'll stay out of yur corn likker!

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from JD Edwards wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Primos' newest fawn bleat is guaranteed to bring does into your stand no matter how poorly camouflaged.

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Rockin' out a new bleat on his fawn guitar!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

My new deer rifle.

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I swear to god I feel fine, Dr. Hoyt really doesnt need to see me today

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from FishingGolfer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Oh, You've got the new Big Bertha?" "I've got the new Bambi"

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

You sure take the fawn out of huntin!

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from Shawn Bachman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Betty Sue,a Combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped hit-seekin Fawn.......

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from JD Edwards wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Primos' newest fawn bleat is guaranteed to bring does into your stand; no matter how poorly camouflaged.

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from Shawn Bachman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Betty Sue,a Combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped hit-seekin Fawn.......

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I demand you drop me this instant!

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from univu2 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I'm really enjoying this "fresh meat" approach the grocery store is doing.

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from univu2 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I want a refund!

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from asrenstrom wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Scott, how many times do I have to day it?! Catch and release is for fishing!

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from FishingGolfer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"I put on the Patch to match this little guy, Too bad I'm going to smoke his Dad"

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from asrenstrom wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Scott, how many times do I have to day it?! Catch and release is for fishing!

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Locked and DOEded

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Ain't nobody got time for this

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from Terry Riggs wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Sir I don't need your help I can pose like the elmbelm on a Chevy Impala on my own

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Hmm, I wonder if I get to ride shotgun?

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from asrenstrom wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Scott, how many times do I have to say it?! Catch and release is for fishing!

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from pterrell wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This is my drifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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from Kelly Evans wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"And my wife said I wasn't country enough to bag a deer, I showed her! Now what do I do with it?"

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I swear i didnt do it,Thumper did!

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from Chris Howell wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If you ever want to pull Santa's sleigh, you must learn proper form.

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I swear my mom was with me sir

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from FishingGolfer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I've got the best damn bleat call in the game.

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from grantmeaccess wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"I'm king of the world!"

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I can't wait until I grow up to be a big ol' monster and see how you like being moved around

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from gunguy102 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

but Tiger Woods is my dad, I swear !!!!

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from Chasinwalleye wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

introducing the walking golf club holder, now with realistic bleat for exit and entry of clubs

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from FishingGolfer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"say hello to my little friend" "Bleat,Bleat,Bleat"

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Look what I found on the golf course everybody!

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from vasportsman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Fawn-Joy by Foot-Joy

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

You do know I can walk right?

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Take me to your leadeer!

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

You do know I can walk right?

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from Travis Dennison wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you once already, quit fawning around!

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from cgorman45 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

from the makers of rambo... bambo

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from Blu wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I got her with a modified choke.

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Take me to your lead~deer.

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from Lucas Wolfe wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

What's that you said, your taking me where?

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from gunguy102 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

they were SUPPOSED to send me a stationary target...I'm taking this back !

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Aww,your no fawn...

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Aww,your no fawn...

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from Jimmy Connolly wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Oh deer, he's choking on my golf ball!

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from scottwiggins86 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Cheap pet sale! Everything can be found around a buck!

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from Ray Bowman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I said, GIVE ME BACK MY GOLF BALL!!!!

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from Travis Dennison wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Break a leg," they told me...

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from brucegwilson wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"... and that's the story of how I came to be known as 'Plaid Deer.'"

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from bowhunter53 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

how do you like my new rifle case i had made for when peta is around

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from grantmeaccess wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let's get this party started!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If you let me go,I will introduce you to John Deer.

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This will make one heck of a decoy someday!

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from Johnathan Aulabaugh wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I'll never have to buy Deer Pee again, Gettin it from the source now

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Richard Schott wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

So I bought this online, and I thought it'd be bigger; can I exchange this for a larger size?

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Check out my new John Deer.

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Bill, has always been kinda picky about his fawn distress calls....

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from Nicaguyphonse wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Lets hold this little guy ransom, so we can lure in his Grandfather!

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from gunguy102 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

hey, look, It's John...with a Deere !!!

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from FishingGolfer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"I know for a fact, my bleat call is better then yours"

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Bill, has always been serious about covering his scent...

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

A fawny thing happened on the way to the corn field this morning...

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Johnathan Aulabaugh wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

John's golf game was on the line... "Marshal!!!"

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from Jeff Boshers wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

The only downside to the new Buck Commander deer call is know which end to blow in.

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Chris Breneman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I'm gonna bleat you dry!!

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Last time I listen to that bagpipe salesman I met in the woods."

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Last time I listen to that bagpipe salesman I met in the woods."

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from Larry Stanton wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Yes Warden, Her name is Pointer and she's a Springer Spaniel.

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer:"Ow, Why did you break my leg??!!"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry, how bout I strangle you so you can focus on something else?"

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

A fawny thing happened on the way to the corn field this morning...

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from Justin Collier wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Check out my collapsible bipod!

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from Browner09 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I don't always use a call when deer hunting, but when I do, I use the real thing.

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from Neight207 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Dude, hold my deer....

-1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Justin Collier wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This baby has more kick than I remember

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I'm not as FAWN of your grip on me as you are, sir.

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from grantmeaccess wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

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from James Grizzle wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

GM executives with the hood ornament for the new Chevrolet Bambi

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from nlenz650 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Hey man ease up on the grip i just wanted to check the place out

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from Neight207 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Yeee Haa!! Caught another rabbit in the gahdin again pershy!

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from AdamMiller wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you to stay out of the garden. Now you gon' get it!

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from Jwedsky81 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer season must be over, Scott is finally taking down his holiday decorations.

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from Larry Stanton wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

No! Even if you Water Board me, I will not reveal the location of the Great Buck Hideway...........

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Put me down, I swear I hear Godzilla coming!

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from ckrogman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Jimbo's wife said she wanted to be fawned over for Valentine's Day. Confused, he decided to improvise...

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from Rachel Schilz M... wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you that your hooves need to have booties on them to enter this store we have a no shirt no shoes policy.

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer Dowsing...

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"I'm not quite FAWNED of what your doing to me, sir"

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from Scott Stroman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I've been skunked three seasons in a row. I'm raising this one in the garage!

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from Troy Murphy wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

jim was having the best round of his life. well untill the 18th hole ............give me my ball back you little bastard!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Ok ok,Ill tell you what the best deer rifle is!

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from zschwacks wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Maybe Jim will think twice about beating me on our next golf outing when he opens his new car and finds out that my little friend has destroyed the inside...

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

And both were simultaneously wondering: "How in the heck... did I get myself into this situation???"

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from nlenz650 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Give me my golf ball back or else deer

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Oh DEER, I knew I shouldn't have walked into the city again..."

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I could've sworn I was headed in the right direction..

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from EileenR4 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Do these spots go with my plaid shorts?

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from Shane Burt wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Dad, please no, not the butcher! I promise I'll stay out of the garden from now on!!!

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from chsntail wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

At the end of the season I might be wishing that this new fawn distress tall tastes ass good as it looks.

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Oh DEER, I knew I shouldn't of walked through the city again..."

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from chsntail wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

At the end of the season I might be wishing that this new fawn distress tall tastes ass good as it looks.

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from zschwacks wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Maybe Jim will think twice about beating me on our next golf outing when he opens up his new car and finds that inside has been destroyed by my little friend...

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from Joe Drewniak wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Honey, when you said "get the kids a new pet since you killed all the animals in the backyard that they loved", is this what you meant?

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from abhoopshunter2 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

The office sure didn't expect this on "Bring Your Child to Work" day.

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I could've sworn I was headed in the right direction..

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from sly wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Come on boy grow big antlers! Grow e'm, grow em!

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from Adam Archer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Oh this will make a real nice coat for my wife on Valentine's day!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you im NOT Rudolph,I cant make my nose glow!!!

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from Jennifer Nugent wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let 'er buck!

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from cameronmccallum wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taking the catch and release thing to a whole new level.

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

And it was at this moment that, bill, thought...."what the heck am I doing???..."

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from Browner09 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Fine, you want to act like a fawn I will treat you like a fawn. Last time I ever take you out on the golf course!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If you squeeze any harder something else is going to turn red!!

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

When you wife tells you to get the girls Bambi for their birthday she is talking about the DVD. Trust me on this one. Now where is that darn rabbit

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

It's not mine officer, I'm holding it for a friend.

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from sly wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taking deer management too far.

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Just so you know, mister- we're not even in season.

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from Shane Burt wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taxidermist!?!? But, Dad, I'm not old enough to pay taxes yet!!!

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Drive for show, putt for DOE?!?!"

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"a birdie would have been easier to carry!"

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from Jamie Baker wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Cocked and locked!!!

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer? what deer?

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"worst charity tournament raffle prize.. ever..."

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from mickmaz wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Playing deer guitar like Tom Cruise when I hear "Old Time Rock and Roll" is "Risky Business"!!!

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Was it a take n' bake or shake n'n bake?!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Bobo I told you,I dont know where bigfoot is!!

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Honey, can we keep it? I'll water it and walk it and clean up after it, please, please, please!

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from Bob Chandler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Save the neck for me Clark"

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I think we know where this is going.....

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"my caddy is going to love this... "

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"the new Ping 'hoofer' light weight golf bag"

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"All I asked was if you had moment to spare to talk about Jesus Christ... Take that as a no"

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I was just kidding when I said I needed a lift....Really!

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from Levi Laitinen wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let me go so I grow QDM!!!

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from Levi Laitinen wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let me go so I grow QDM!!!

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from Zack Wagner wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now how do you play these bag pipes again? Wait.... where are the pipes?

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from tmcgroves wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now go tell your daddy what I did to you...I'll be waiting for him.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

NEWS FLASH: Finally recognizing that North American deer have the olfactory detection ability at 6 times a bloodhound, The Department of Homeland Security started a deer cannabis detection training program. The biggest drawback so far is the detectors won’t stop eating the evidence.

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from Zack Wagner wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

There is now a ban on assault deer. ATF now confiscating unregistered fawns.

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from Joe Drewniak wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Nothin makes me hungry like a round of golf, so I found this on hole 10, should I bring it to Bill's barbeque when we leave?

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from Eddie Dowlin wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If little fish catch big fish then little deer...

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from Neight207 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Earl........ Thats not your chicken

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from Jhenna Ashcraft wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Don't go the country club mom said... The grass isn't always greener mom said...Mom was right."

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from mkawiecki wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Breaking news! Man uses cute fawn as weapon in golf store hold-up. Upon exiting the store, he held police at bay in the parking lot with the deer's soft bleats [pictured].

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from Priscilla Blackburn wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Love my new shotgun! The Little Buck, check out the choke and hand grip on this little bad boy!

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from Dustin Holmes wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Everybody talks about chokin their chicken and im like Hey why can't i choke my deer

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This is a members only club

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from ckramer48 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

How do you think reindeer learn to fly?

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from mkawiecki wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

[Excerpt from A Guide to Urban Fawn Transporting] "Proper positioning is important in urban fawn transport. A fawn's ergonomic design allows you to comfortably transport it underneath your arm with minimal fatigue."

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from J_lynch wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now that's what I call fawn-dling.

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

His buddies all told him his game was spotty.

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from Mike Spaeth wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

New Obama friendly gun alternative

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from KrisMoncada wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Found my ex wife the perfect Valentines gift. An Organic Milk-Duds dispenser.

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from Fruguy101 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Guess who never has to go to Bass Pro Shops for deer scents next season?

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from adeblaey wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Eat the golf course grass they said...
Golfers love us they said...

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from Mike Spaeth wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

New Obama friendly gun alternative

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

No No No, I ordered the full size 5yr old buck, you know 170’’ class, nicknamed Smokey Ghost Mossy Horns, …. Uh, I hate it when UPS gets my order mixed up.

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from Aaron Miller wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

This little guy ate my "hole-in-one" ball and Im not leaving with out it!

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thanks Doebama...

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from Chris Milliken wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

He'll be a nice tripod for my deer rifle!

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thanks Doebama...

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from Buckhunterbill21 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Spread the word. The new fawn in distress calls are in!!

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from Sherry Noble wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Dr. the spots are spreading, is this contagious?

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Biggest mistake is OVER cooking wild game, the F&S article said ~ This is unacceptably RARE!!

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from Blu wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I got her with a modified choke.

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I absolutely NEED a new bow! How many young bucks is it going to cost me?

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from Jason Ingersoll wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You should see the other guy!

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Headed to Bass Pro to get a new bow. Just had to save a buck first.

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from Daniel Dunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

stop man handling me. I will call the warden

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from Daniel Dunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

stop man handling me. I will call the warden

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from phantom6000 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

when I ordered fresh deer pee I thought it would come in a bottle!

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Getting Bambi for my bachelor party would be a great idea I said! Leaving Jim-Bob in charge of the entertainment was a VERY bad idea I found out!

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from adeblaey wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Oh deer, I guess Hunter Mahan isn't fawned of me

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from Jcamero74 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Yup, George right there on the 9th green...she'll never poop in anybody else's line, I'll make sure if that!

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from froberts006 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

This one's got my golf ball and I'm getting it back!

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from John Fillmore wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Stop Fawndeling me!

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where the hell are my glasses and why won't Jr. settle down?? I thought for sure the petting zoo had worn him out!

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from Jay Neill wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thought it was a stray. "Sure bring it in" they say. "Are you crazy! Take it out!" they say. If only I'd put my glasses on BEFORE I picked it up. Oh well, glad I started with the little one, the one in the truck is A LOT bigger!

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from John Fillmore wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Stop Fawndeling me!

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Can you please let go of my neck. Owww, it's starting to Hurteau!

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from natureonthefly wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I think he took the whole "deer rifle" thing a little too literal..

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from JoeGeurts wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You are suppose to say Daaad, not baaaa, this call is defective!

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from gmschanz wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Rudolph's son learning how to fly

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from natureonthefly wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I think he took the whole "deer rifle" thing a little too literal..

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from JakeT_little.Racks wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Hey hunny, look what I got from the Wisconsin Humane Society! They got so many they're givin' em away!

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Hey, Jim! You know how they always joke about having a deer tied up behind the barn to shoot..."

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from Gary Pilcher wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Look out! Reindeer in Training. I'm trying to teach him how to fly!

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from olinger302 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Hey Bill check out this stray dog I just found! I think I'm going to take it home for the kids!"

"Ummm Jack, I think you need to put your glasses on!"

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Oh come on honey! I swear 'Spotted Fawn' is the latest trend in fashion!"

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I love the smell of fresh Deer urine in the mornin

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from Tracy Roger Smith wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

see hunny 'this is what one looks like'

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I love the smell of fresh Deer urine in the mornin

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from Eric Swenson wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Likes his venison RARE

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from JoeGeurts wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

My only hope was Betty Lou, she was the one. A combination AK-47, Uzi, radar, laser, triple barrel, double scoped, heat seeking, decoy shotgun!

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

We get our Deer Pee right from the source

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from Doug Bonham wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

BREAKING NEWS***PETA's training rabid fawns to kill hunters.***

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from theiceman2004@y... wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

DEAD deer walking ....

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from geverett wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Can't a guy just walk his deer in peace?

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from debbie johnson wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Kidnapping is a crime. Please take me back to my momma!!

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from olinger302 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"I caught this little guy trying to get on the internet on my computer! He tried to claim that he's twitter-pated!"

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from geverett wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You better run, cause once I let go...

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What happened to your lil Sheep ?

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from Jgroutdoors wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Fawn decoy & predator call in one tiny package!!

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from coyote64 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"David Hasselhoff spotted on the set of his new hit show, Baywatch Bambi"

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from Timothy W. Colwell wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Got her off amazon, barely used.

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from coltlivingston wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Is it just me or is this guy trying to pull some kind of fauny stunt?

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from Cody Las-Vegas wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Man, lawn ornaments are so life-like these days.

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

ACME ZR Deer call ..ok call Daddy ..Mommy

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"California man takes his first trophy buck" Now how to mount it?

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from iowaboy22 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Umm did he just say this golf tourney was going to have a shotgun start!?

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from Timothy W. Colwell wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Got her off amazon, barely used.

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from Timothy W. Colwell wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Got her off amazon, barely used.

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Always the extremist, this local rifle hunter skipped the transition to archery tackle and went straight for the throat.

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from Cody Las-Vegas wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

shredding fawn to the new Lynyrd Skynyrdeer song. love this guitar!

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from Matthew Marecek wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"I'm Flying, Jack."

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What's the matter; haven't you ever seen a guy holding a deer before?

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from Dave Snow wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I don't always steal fawns like this.

But when I do, I always hold it like a Fred Bear.

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from John M Walker wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Were Is The Weigh In booth For The Catch And Release tournament?

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Best Black Friday purchase ever!

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from Cody Las-Vegas wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Delta Fawn, what's that scent you have on
Could it be faded urine from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his deer stand in the sky?

She's only one and her daddy still calls her, 'baby'
All the folks around town say he's crazy
'Cause he walks down town with a spotted fawn in his hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Fawn
Prettiest doe you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for a ride

Delta Fawn, what's that scent you have on
Could it be faded urine from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his deer stand in the sky?

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from Jake_PA wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

The most realistic call you'll ever use, guaranteed or your money back!

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from JamesCunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where's the safety on this thing?

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from Dave Snow wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I don't always steal fawns like this.

But when I do, I always hold it like a Fred Bear.

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Bob - You've been shot! I need to open you up to remove the bullet in your neck.
Deer - Are you a doctor?
Bob _ N0, but I did stay at a Holiday inn express last night.

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from jmccanne wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

And here I was thinking the package for this patch said, "attracts hoes". Good grief!

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Item 12 on the scavenger hunt checklist, check.

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from Jake_PA wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Coming soon to theatres near you, Bambi 2: The Suburbs.

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from Will Bashaw Jr wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where do you put the batteries...?

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from Steven Edwards wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Hey mister I was only sampling your edible deer attractants so I could tell you which one my Dad would like best! Can you please let me finish trying them out?

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from khercher wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

That deerfly looks a helluva lot bigger than the ones I'm used to seeing on the river...

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

WANTED Dead or Alive: John "THE FAWN" Smith,,, Dept. of Fish and Game's most notorious offender

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

If you ever want to see little Johnny again, you'll meet me the 20 yards from the big oak on the third Saturday in August

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

If you ever want to see little Johnny again, you'll meet me the 20 yards from the big oak on the third Saturday in August

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from Will Bashaw Jr wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

It's the all in one Grunt. Just squeeze the neck to adjust tone! Press button in rear for snort weeze. No batteries required

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from mnobles23 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Aaaaaand THAT'S why I don't drink Scotch anymore...

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from Dennis Crabtree wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wow! Even I can get a little doe for walkin' the streets.

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from John Fox wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

faster that dog is catching up

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from gutshallsb wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Next up on F&S, hillbilly hand hunting. The newest trend since hand fishing.

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from gutshallsb wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Next up on F&S, hillbilly hand hunting. The newest trend since hand fishing.

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from L.I.Archer wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"He said he wanted to play Superman."

(In all seriousness, it looks like that fawn's contracted rabies. See it foaming at the mouth?"

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from Matthew Birno wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Nothing runs like a deer!

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this about my Obamacare application?
Are you from the IRS?
Do you have a concealed carry permit ?

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from Mike Letterle wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"What do you mean, illegal???"

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from L.I.Archer wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"He said he wanted to play Superman."

(In all seriousness, it looks like that fawn's contracted rabies. See it foaming at the mouth?"

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from BassFearMe7 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Tom now understands why John was laughing when he said "I'll bet ya a buck"

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from kamoking wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

TRY WHITE MEAT!!!

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I'll get yer daddy close enough one way or the other!

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from BassFearMe7 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

My wife is going to be pissed...

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

He's about to find out just how tough a momma deer really is.

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this about my Obamacare application?
Are you from the IRS?
Do you have a concealed carry permit ?
I should call my mom .

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from Molley OMalley wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Ranger Scott Bestul, Caught again bringing his forest friends to the golf coarse.

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from csund wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Hey get your hands of this is a new coat!! Don't smear the spots at least please.

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from csund wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Hey get your hands off this is a new coat!! Don't smear the spots at least please.

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this type of baiting considered illegal?

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from Patrick Lohr wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

What a funny looking rubber chicken

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from army103 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

When its drunken antics turned violent, the fawn was forcibly removed from the tavern.

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

You may be experienced in the ways of the outdoors, but you don'y know a dang thing about alligator huntin'.

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

You may be experienced in the ways of the outdoors, but you don't know a dang thing about alligator huntin'.

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from wetley49 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

This is how we train Rudolph in Florida

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from wetley49 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Boy, he really got pissed when I shoved him down my pants.

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from Robert Kaschner wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Take me to your father!

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from Jordan Little wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you them spots aint real they're rubbing off on my arm

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from kilam1037 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

hey man grab your Dale call I got my trusty spotted pointer.

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from Ryan Stull wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I guess "Did you catch a deer?" Isn't as dumb of a question as I thought?

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from kilam1037 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

hey man grab your Dale call I got my trusty spotted pointer.

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from John Bardunias wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

i'll take the venison burger

rare

to go

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"Wait a minute... you said that you wanted a BEER at the turn?!?!? my bad!!!!"

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from Melissa Reagan wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you to stop letting them watch Ruduolph.

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from Melissa Reagan wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you to stop letting them watch Rudolph.

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wife wants baby back ribs for dinner, HA I told her I don't eat what I don't kill.

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from Matthew Toenisk... wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I thought they said Deer guitar?

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Im going to win the pot this year....First deer will be hanging at the club at sunrise!

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wife said no pets you could buy at a petstore, hopes she likes surprises!

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from Ryan Stull wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

In the parking lot of Foxpro on the day Fawn in Distress was recorded.

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from MaxPower wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Damn-it Bambi, we've been over this before. I can't show you off to my friends until you're a 160-class buck, so stay in your pen!

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from josh1210 wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

It's ok little buddy... we are just going to wait over here till your father shows up.

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Biggest mistake is OVER cooking wild game, the F&S article said ~ This is unacceptably RARE!!

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from jmccanne wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

And here I was thinking the package for this patch said, "attracts hoes". Good grief!

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from gutshallsb wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Next up on F&S, hillbilly hand hunting. The newest trend since hand fishing.

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from army103 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

When its drunken antics turned violent, the fawn was forcibly removed from the tavern.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Hunny look, found us a new dog. Oh wait...

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Hunny look, found us a new dog. Oh wait...

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from T.k. Entwistle wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Look pal, don't mess with me. This things got a hair trigger.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Its alright little guy, I just wanna meet your dad.

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from Derek Brown wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Well, Fred said he shot a birdie so I thought I'd get me a deer.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

The real meaning of John Doe.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Dang thought I found the dog till I put my glasses back on. Now what.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Hey Jim Bob you ain't gon believe what I found today.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

How many times do I have to tell you? Stay out of my store! Can't you read the no shirt no shoes no service sign.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

This deer huntin is harder than I thought. Now how do you tag this thing in.

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Wonder how much the pawn shop will give me for this.

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from Joe Thomas wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Hey! I'm not a Chicken..Don't Choke me!!!!

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from cnels36 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

They say nothing runs like a deer.. proved them wrong.

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from jwats27 wrote 10 weeks 18 hours ago

First time hunting and got the biggest one ever! What?! Wait, this isnt a squirrel?

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from Gary Delcourt wrote 10 weeks 16 hours ago

That kangaroo stole my ball....

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from Gary Delcourt wrote 10 weeks 16 hours ago

Pet Smart...Jackson, Michigan.

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from Nemophilist wrote 10 weeks 15 hours ago

Hey guys, check out the new "real-live" camo i had fitted to my rifle! Yeehoo!

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 10 weeks 13 hours ago

"Ok, I got her. Now how do we get the pee in the spray bottle?"

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from jcmesq wrote 10 weeks 6 hours ago

During deer season I find golf balls. During golf season I find deer. Go figure!

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from Baldtazz wrote 10 weeks 5 hours ago

I'm telling you guys it was Thumper that did it. I'm innocent.

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from Maxx Smith wrote 10 weeks 4 hours ago

I carry this thing around to keep PETA off my back.

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from jonlacey wrote 10 weeks 1 hour ago

I SAID GET ME A "BEER" DONNY!

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from Sherrill Philip... wrote 10 weeks 5 min ago

"Now watch me play "Scotland the Brave!""

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from Chuck_in_mo wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

seriously mr. Golf nut, honest mistake! I thought one of my spots fell off and was rolling around your nice lil patch of grass...no need to choke or relocate good sir! I'll put it back!!!!

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from chimaygr wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervick from Caddyshack: "Hey Spackler, that's not a gopher!"

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from xframe500 wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

1. "Oh my. I've heard of choking the chicken... but this?"

2. If at first you don't succeed...ahhhh forget it...choke the crap out of it".

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from tag soup wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Quit your whining, you can come back for dinner in 4-5 years!

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from Mulagin wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Deer, drunk on fermented apples, pees on Bob's shoes, insults Bob's golf game and questions his integrity and manhood. Cookout at Bob's place after the round.

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from Mulagin wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Deer escorted off the course by ranger Ralph for having 15 clubs in his bag and peeing in the woods.

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from Mulagin wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Scottish golfer confuses deer for bagpipes, says the tune was bleeping lousy.

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from wetley49 wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

The store was slap out of those expensive beer nuts, so I got these deer nuts. They were under a buck.

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from josh1210 wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

If santa wants you back he will give that Remington 700 like I asked for.

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from Ingvild Herfindahl wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

'scuse me while I whip this out!

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from Ingvild Herfindahl wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Any deer turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. Any deer loses his spoon spends a night in the box. Any deer caught loud bleating spends a night in the box. You lost your cool; that's a night in the box!

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from Aggi3 wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

What is it Sparky?! What is it?!

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from copejd wrote 9 weeks 6 days ago

Somethings fawnny here....

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from chris ruffin wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

I plead the 5th. I want my lawyer, somebody call Peta!

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from chris ruffin wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

My godfather is a grizzly you are gonna regret this!

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from chris ruffin wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

Whudya mean no deer allowed, do you know who i am? i'm an american icon, i'm more famous than a kardashian!

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from chris ruffin wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

what? they said it was an all you can eat salad bar! this is discrimination! its cuz i have spots!

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from James Schiedermayer wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

Toxic? That wasn't poison! You're foaming at the mouth is the head off of my beer! I'll show you TOXIK!

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from Kenneth McMillan wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

Dang it, Hank! If you wanna win this thing you need to grab her by the leg and neck, and step, bump, step, bump, bump. Now you try.

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from PaulSchilling wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

Black work truck, low miles, runs good...

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from PaulSchilling wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

Fawn tries to nab stylish shorts, gets nabbed.

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from ELL wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

After a little over a month, Phil could barely hang on to his new yearling resolution.

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from themadflyfisher wrote 9 weeks 5 days ago

**WANTED**
For fawndaling in public
*$1000 reward*

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from Exfed wrote 9 weeks 4 days ago

I've told you before - you cannot use the employee entrance!

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from Patrick McGinley wrote 9 weeks 4 days ago

I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.

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from Cookie wrote 9 weeks 4 days ago

This isnt fawny anymore

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from David L Sisemore wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Drive for show, Put for doe!

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from Gary W Bird wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Well I was playing golf and got a doe in one!

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from jrd1982 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Awwww crap. I choked the wrong animal.

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from bwhntr30 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"Since you won't stay out of my garden, here's a little move I learned in my last mixed martial arts class!"

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from Rodger Masten wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Bambi was captured today when trying to get revenge over his mothers death.

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from Chris Hood wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

I was only going to graze on the first tee box

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from McKnight wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Bob, one of the smartest golfers ever, is super excited to show his buddies the 'giant ground squirrel' he caught on the back nine!

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from Blaine Williams wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

You see... the way my bank account is set up, I can only deposit tournament checks and this ain't even a buck anyway.

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from Marc Miller wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Bad fawn just wait until I tell your mom what you have done mister

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from Lyonsa80 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"Go home fawn. You're drunk."

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from Lyonsa80 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"My ole' mower crapped out on me this weekend, so I picked this up on the way home from work and I'll tell ya...NOTHIN' runs like a Deere."

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from Buckshott00 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

This is my fawn, there are many like it but this one is mine...

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from Buckshott00 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Vegetarian my foot! This sucker ate my keys!! They're coming out, one way or another!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"Someday I'll be king of the forest"
"Yeah yeah, and I'm the queen of Sheba. Keep it moving bub."

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from Buckshott00 wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that whole chocolate covered peanuts gag!! You mad bro?"

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from jmvtwin wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

I thought you said we were playing for Fawn?

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from jmvtwin wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: PGA Tour officials now have source of "Pellets" in custody

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from jmvtwin wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

"Spit out my ball when we get on the green!"

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from Make my day wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Fawn memories

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from Make my day wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Fawn memories

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from Make my day wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

This must be the fawn assault weapon with the thirty round clip magazine that senator del dingdong (senator Kevin del leon) was talking about.

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from Make my day wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Man you really sliced that, Quick yell faun before the ball hits that guy!

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from Make my day wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

Man you really sliced that, Quick yell faun before the ball hits that guy!

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from Tim Ensminger wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

scouts honor George this is how he cleared the front of the truck

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from Tim Ensminger wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

scouts honor George this is how he cleared the front of the truck

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from Tim Ensminger wrote 9 weeks 3 days ago

I told you to stay out off the green's here at the natural acorn golf course

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from Ryan Stull wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

My grandfather always said, "A bad day of strangling a baby deer in a golf course parking lot beats a good day of work - every time!"

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from Undercurrent wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

undercover dnr officer catchs doe fawndler....news at 11

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from Mike.B wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

Sir!!!! i just thought of a great sleeper agent program......weir gonna need a brain control chip .....and a spy camera

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from Krazykiss wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

Really thought I nailed my taxidermist final..

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from Jopa75 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

Is my new tactical deer rifle par for the course? I got the youth model for my son.

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

I told you I'd be coming in your window to snatch you up!

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

Yes, um, what’s the return policy?

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

I AM THE BATMAN!...
Take him away!

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

I'm really not fawn of you sir!

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

You got it all wrong I'm Felice Fawn!

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

THEY TOLD ME I COULD
BE ANYTHING

SO I BECAME A GUITAR

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

HEY BOB

I CAUGHT THIS GUY PLANKING AGAIN

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

HEY BOB

I CAUGHT THIS GUY PLANKING AGAIN

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

HIDE IN THE PARKING LOT THEY SAID

WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT THEY SAID

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

I DEER YOU TO PUT ME DOWN

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from afyffe8600 wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

GO HOME DEER

YOU ARE DRUNK

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from Gale Titus wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW! WHERE IS YOUR DADDY?!

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from Gale Titus wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET MY DEER PEE FROM BASS PRO SHOP! STOP PEEING ON MY GOLF CLUBS!

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from Gale Titus wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

HOW MAY BOTTLES OF DEER PEE CAN YOU FILL; IF I SQUEEZE REAL HARD?!

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from jumpingjoe wrote 9 weeks 2 days ago

Honey....Have you seen my glasses?......I can't seem to find the safety on the blasted thing!

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from bigbucks14 wrote 9 weeks 1 day ago

It all started with a lost ball... A nine iron, brier patch, and three hours later; well you know how it is.

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from gunguy102 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

they were SUPPOSED to send me a stationary target...I'm taking this back !

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from bowhunter53 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

how do you like my new rifle case i had made for when peta is around

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from Jwedsky81 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer season must be over, Scott is finally taking down his holiday decorations.

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from Larry Stanton wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

No! Even if you Water Board me, I will not reveal the location of the Great Buck Hideway...........

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Put me down, I swear I hear Godzilla coming!

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from ckrogman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Jimbo's wife said she wanted to be fawned over for Valentine's Day. Confused, he decided to improvise...

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from Rachel Schilz M... wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you that your hooves need to have booties on them to enter this store we have a no shirt no shoes policy.

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer Dowsing...

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"I'm not quite FAWNED of what your doing to me, sir"

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from Scott Stroman wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I've been skunked three seasons in a row. I'm raising this one in the garage!

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from Troy Murphy wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

jim was having the best round of his life. well untill the 18th hole ............give me my ball back you little bastard!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Ok ok,Ill tell you what the best deer rifle is!

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from zschwacks wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Maybe Jim will think twice about beating me on our next golf outing when he opens his new car and finds out that my little friend has destroyed the inside...

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

And both were simultaneously wondering: "How in the heck... did I get myself into this situation???"

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from nlenz650 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Give me my golf ball back or else deer

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Oh DEER, I knew I shouldn't have walked into the city again..."

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I could've sworn I was headed in the right direction..

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from EileenR4 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Do these spots go with my plaid shorts?

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from Shane Burt wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Dad, please no, not the butcher! I promise I'll stay out of the garden from now on!!!

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from chsntail wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

At the end of the season I might be wishing that this new fawn distress tall tastes ass good as it looks.

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from Oliver Payne wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Oh DEER, I knew I shouldn't of walked through the city again..."

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from chsntail wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

At the end of the season I might be wishing that this new fawn distress tall tastes ass good as it looks.

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from zschwacks wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Maybe Jim will think twice about beating me on our next golf outing when he opens up his new car and finds that inside has been destroyed by my little friend...

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from Joe Drewniak wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Honey, when you said "get the kids a new pet since you killed all the animals in the backyard that they loved", is this what you meant?

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from abhoopshunter2 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

The office sure didn't expect this on "Bring Your Child to Work" day.

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I could've sworn I was headed in the right direction..

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from sly wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Come on boy grow big antlers! Grow e'm, grow em!

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from Adam Archer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Oh this will make a real nice coat for my wife on Valentine's day!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I told you im NOT Rudolph,I cant make my nose glow!!!

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from Jennifer Nugent wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let 'er buck!

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from cameronmccallum wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taking the catch and release thing to a whole new level.

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from Reid T. Hawkins wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

And it was at this moment that, bill, thought...."what the heck am I doing???..."

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from Browner09 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Fine, you want to act like a fawn I will treat you like a fawn. Last time I ever take you out on the golf course!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If you squeeze any harder something else is going to turn red!!

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

When you wife tells you to get the girls Bambi for their birthday she is talking about the DVD. Trust me on this one. Now where is that darn rabbit

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

It's not mine officer, I'm holding it for a friend.

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from sly wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taking deer management too far.

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Just so you know, mister- we're not even in season.

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from Shane Burt wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Taxidermist!?!? But, Dad, I'm not old enough to pay taxes yet!!!

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Drive for show, putt for DOE?!?!"

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"a birdie would have been easier to carry!"

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from Jamie Baker wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Cocked and locked!!!

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Deer? what deer?

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"worst charity tournament raffle prize.. ever..."

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from mickmaz wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Playing deer guitar like Tom Cruise when I hear "Old Time Rock and Roll" is "Risky Business"!!!

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from Owen Langdon wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Was it a take n' bake or shake n'n bake?!

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from Matt Singler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Bobo I told you,I dont know where bigfoot is!!

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Honey, can we keep it? I'll water it and walk it and clean up after it, please, please, please!

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from Bob Chandler wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Save the neck for me Clark"

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I think we know where this is going.....

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"my caddy is going to love this... "

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"the new Ping 'hoofer' light weight golf bag"

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from Danika Campos wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"All I asked was if you had moment to spare to talk about Jesus Christ... Take that as a no"

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

I was just kidding when I said I needed a lift....Really!

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from Levi Laitinen wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let me go so I grow QDM!!!

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from Levi Laitinen wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Let me go so I grow QDM!!!

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from Zack Wagner wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now how do you play these bag pipes again? Wait.... where are the pipes?

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from tmcgroves wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now go tell your daddy what I did to you...I'll be waiting for him.

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from RockySquirrel wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

NEWS FLASH: Finally recognizing that North American deer have the olfactory detection ability at 6 times a bloodhound, The Department of Homeland Security started a deer cannabis detection training program. The biggest drawback so far is the detectors won’t stop eating the evidence.

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from Zack Wagner wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

There is now a ban on assault deer. ATF now confiscating unregistered fawns.

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from Eddie Dowlin wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

If little fish catch big fish then little deer...

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from Neight207 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Earl........ Thats not your chicken

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from Jhenna Ashcraft wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

"Don't go the country club mom said... The grass isn't always greener mom said...Mom was right."

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from mkawiecki wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Breaking news! Man uses cute fawn as weapon in golf store hold-up. Upon exiting the store, he held police at bay in the parking lot with the deer's soft bleats [pictured].

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from Priscilla Blackburn wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Love my new shotgun! The Little Buck, check out the choke and hand grip on this little bad boy!

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

This is a members only club

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from ckramer48 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

How do you think reindeer learn to fly?

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from mkawiecki wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

[Excerpt from A Guide to Urban Fawn Transporting] "Proper positioning is important in urban fawn transport. A fawn's ergonomic design allows you to comfortably transport it underneath your arm with minimal fatigue."

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from J_lynch wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Now that's what I call fawn-dling.

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from henson59 wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

His buddies all told him his game was spotty.

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from KrisMoncada wrote 10 weeks 22 hours ago

Found my ex wife the perfect Valentines gift. An Organic Milk-Duds dispenser.

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from Fruguy101 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Guess who never has to go to Bass Pro Shops for deer scents next season?

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from adeblaey wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Eat the golf course grass they said...
Golfers love us they said...

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from Mike Spaeth wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

New Obama friendly gun alternative

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

No No No, I ordered the full size 5yr old buck, you know 170’’ class, nicknamed Smokey Ghost Mossy Horns, …. Uh, I hate it when UPS gets my order mixed up.

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from Aaron Miller wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

This little guy ate my "hole-in-one" ball and Im not leaving with out it!

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thanks Doebama...

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from Chris Milliken wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

He'll be a nice tripod for my deer rifle!

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thanks Doebama...

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from Buckhunterbill21 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Spread the word. The new fawn in distress calls are in!!

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from Sherry Noble wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Dr. the spots are spreading, is this contagious?

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from Blu wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I got her with a modified choke.

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I absolutely NEED a new bow! How many young bucks is it going to cost me?

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from Jason Ingersoll wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You should see the other guy!

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Headed to Bass Pro to get a new bow. Just had to save a buck first.

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from Daniel Dunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

stop man handling me. I will call the warden

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from Daniel Dunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

stop man handling me. I will call the warden

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from phantom6000 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

when I ordered fresh deer pee I thought it would come in a bottle!

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Getting Bambi for my bachelor party would be a great idea I said! Leaving Jim-Bob in charge of the entertainment was a VERY bad idea I found out!

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from bonecollector8 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What did your mom say when she walked out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again! You mad bro?

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from adeblaey wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Oh deer, I guess Hunter Mahan isn't fawned of me

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from Jcamero74 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Yup, George right there on the 9th green...she'll never poop in anybody else's line, I'll make sure if that!

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from froberts006 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

This one's got my golf ball and I'm getting it back!

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from John Fillmore wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Stop Fawndeling me!

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from dbudde wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where the hell are my glasses and why won't Jr. settle down?? I thought for sure the petting zoo had worn him out!

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from Jay Neill wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Thought it was a stray. "Sure bring it in" they say. "Are you crazy! Take it out!" they say. If only I'd put my glasses on BEFORE I picked it up. Oh well, glad I started with the little one, the one in the truck is A LOT bigger!

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from John Fillmore wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Stop Fawndeling me!

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from shadillac wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Can you please let go of my neck. Owww, it's starting to Hurteau!

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from natureonthefly wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I think he took the whole "deer rifle" thing a little too literal..

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from JoeGeurts wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You are suppose to say Daaad, not baaaa, this call is defective!

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from gmschanz wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Rudolph's son learning how to fly

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from natureonthefly wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I think he took the whole "deer rifle" thing a little too literal..

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from JakeT_little.Racks wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Hey hunny, look what I got from the Wisconsin Humane Society! They got so many they're givin' em away!

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Hey, Jim! You know how they always joke about having a deer tied up behind the barn to shoot..."

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from Gary Pilcher wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Look out! Reindeer in Training. I'm trying to teach him how to fly!

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from olinger302 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Hey Bill check out this stray dog I just found! I think I'm going to take it home for the kids!"

"Ummm Jack, I think you need to put your glasses on!"

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"Oh come on honey! I swear 'Spotted Fawn' is the latest trend in fashion!"

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I love the smell of fresh Deer urine in the mornin

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from Tracy Roger Smith wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

see hunny 'this is what one looks like'

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I love the smell of fresh Deer urine in the mornin

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from Eric Swenson wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Likes his venison RARE

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from JoeGeurts wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

My only hope was Betty Lou, she was the one. A combination AK-47, Uzi, radar, laser, triple barrel, double scoped, heat seeking, decoy shotgun!

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

We get our Deer Pee right from the source

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from Doug Bonham wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

BREAKING NEWS***PETA's training rabid fawns to kill hunters.***

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from theiceman2004@y... wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

DEAD deer walking ....

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from geverett wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Can't a guy just walk his deer in peace?

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from debbie johnson wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Kidnapping is a crime. Please take me back to my momma!!

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from olinger302 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"I caught this little guy trying to get on the internet on my computer! He tried to claim that he's twitter-pated!"

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from geverett wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

You better run, cause once I let go...

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What happened to your lil Sheep ?

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from Jgroutdoors wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Fawn decoy & predator call in one tiny package!!

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from coyote64 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"David Hasselhoff spotted on the set of his new hit show, Baywatch Bambi"

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from coltlivingston wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Is it just me or is this guy trying to pull some kind of fauny stunt?

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from Cody Las-Vegas wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Man, lawn ornaments are so life-like these days.

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from Drake Von Katorian wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

ACME ZR Deer call ..ok call Daddy ..Mommy

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"California man takes his first trophy buck" Now how to mount it?

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from iowaboy22 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Umm did he just say this golf tourney was going to have a shotgun start!?

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Always the extremist, this local rifle hunter skipped the transition to archery tackle and went straight for the throat.

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from Cody Las-Vegas wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

shredding fawn to the new Lynyrd Skynyrdeer song. love this guitar!

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from Matthew Marecek wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

"I'm Flying, Jack."

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

What's the matter; haven't you ever seen a guy holding a deer before?

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from Dave Snow wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I don't always steal fawns like this.

But when I do, I always hold it like a Fred Bear.

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from John M Walker wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Were Is The Weigh In booth For The Catch And Release tournament?

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from pikemaster9 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Best Black Friday purchase ever!

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from Jake_PA wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

The most realistic call you'll ever use, guaranteed or your money back!

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from JamesCunn wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where's the safety on this thing?

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from Dave Snow wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

I don't always steal fawns like this.

But when I do, I always hold it like a Fred Bear.

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Bob - You've been shot! I need to open you up to remove the bullet in your neck.
Deer - Are you a doctor?
Bob _ N0, but I did stay at a Holiday inn express last night.

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from elkslayer wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Item 12 on the scavenger hunt checklist, check.

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from Jake_PA wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Coming soon to theatres near you, Bambi 2: The Suburbs.

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from Will Bashaw Jr wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Where do you put the batteries...?

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from Steven Edwards wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

Hey mister I was only sampling your edible deer attractants so I could tell you which one my Dad would like best! Can you please let me finish trying them out?

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from khercher wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

That deerfly looks a helluva lot bigger than the ones I'm used to seeing on the river...

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

WANTED Dead or Alive: John "THE FAWN" Smith,,, Dept. of Fish and Game's most notorious offender

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

If you ever want to see little Johnny again, you'll meet me the 20 yards from the big oak on the third Saturday in August

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from Matt Hass wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

If you ever want to see little Johnny again, you'll meet me the 20 yards from the big oak on the third Saturday in August

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from Will Bashaw Jr wrote 10 weeks 21 hours ago

It's the all in one Grunt. Just squeeze the neck to adjust tone! Press button in rear for snort weeze. No batteries required

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from mnobles23 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Aaaaaand THAT'S why I don't drink Scotch anymore...

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from Dennis Crabtree wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wow! Even I can get a little doe for walkin' the streets.

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from John Fox wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

faster that dog is catching up

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from gutshallsb wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Next up on F&S, hillbilly hand hunting. The newest trend since hand fishing.

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from L.I.Archer wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"He said he wanted to play Superman."

(In all seriousness, it looks like that fawn's contracted rabies. See it foaming at the mouth?"

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from Matthew Birno wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Nothing runs like a deer!

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this about my Obamacare application?
Are you from the IRS?
Do you have a concealed carry permit ?

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from Mike Letterle wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"What do you mean, illegal???"

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from L.I.Archer wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"He said he wanted to play Superman."

(In all seriousness, it looks like that fawn's contracted rabies. See it foaming at the mouth?"

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from BassFearMe7 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Tom now understands why John was laughing when he said "I'll bet ya a buck"

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from kamoking wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

TRY WHITE MEAT!!!

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I'll get yer daddy close enough one way or the other!

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from BassFearMe7 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

My wife is going to be pissed...

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

He's about to find out just how tough a momma deer really is.

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from Big joe 818 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this about my Obamacare application?
Are you from the IRS?
Do you have a concealed carry permit ?
I should call my mom .

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from Molley OMalley wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Ranger Scott Bestul, Caught again bringing his forest friends to the golf coarse.

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from csund wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Hey get your hands of this is a new coat!! Don't smear the spots at least please.

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from csund wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Hey get your hands off this is a new coat!! Don't smear the spots at least please.

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Is this type of baiting considered illegal?

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from Patrick Lohr wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

What a funny looking rubber chicken

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

You may be experienced in the ways of the outdoors, but you don'y know a dang thing about alligator huntin'.

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from Kevin Reed wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

You may be experienced in the ways of the outdoors, but you don't know a dang thing about alligator huntin'.

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from wetley49 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

This is how we train Rudolph in Florida

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from wetley49 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Boy, he really got pissed when I shoved him down my pants.

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from kilam1037 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

hey man grab your Dale call I got my trusty spotted pointer.

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from Ryan Stull wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I guess "Did you catch a deer?" Isn't as dumb of a question as I thought?

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from kilam1037 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

hey man grab your Dale call I got my trusty spotted pointer.

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from John Bardunias wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

i'll take the venison burger

rare

to go

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from ucjim213 wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

"Wait a minute... you said that you wanted a BEER at the turn?!?!? my bad!!!!"

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from Melissa Reagan wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you to stop letting them watch Ruduolph.

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from Melissa Reagan wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you to stop letting them watch Rudolph.

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wife wants baby back ribs for dinner, HA I told her I don't eat what I don't kill.

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from Matthew Toenisk... wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I thought they said Deer guitar?

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Im going to win the pot this year....First deer will be hanging at the club at sunrise!

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from BrigMarine wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

Wife said no pets you could buy at a petstore, hopes she likes surprises!

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from gawnhuntn wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I'm need to distract that gator, I'm not losing another ball in the water on 15.

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from gawnhuntn wrote 10 weeks 20 hours ago

I told you to stay in the truck!!!!

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from kainne wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

don't choke it, fawndle it

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from rdraymond wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

The state's new catch and release hunting program is off to a swift start.

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from Rgw3 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

What kind of stroke penalty do I get for letting this fawn give me shot advice?

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from Rgw3 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Definitely taking "fawning over a new set of clubs" too literally.

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from RedboneCoonhound14 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Look at my new gun, its got quite the kick to it.

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from kainne wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

No, No, No... the key to a good golf swing is to bend your knees and keep your head down.

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from clemonsg109 wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Does jokes before this one are buckin lame

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from gawnhuntn wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

"Key discovery made" Local golf legend quits tour after catching a rare subspecies of Key deer with his bare hands.

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from Jonathan Stelzer wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Careful, this thing's loaded.

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from Weasel Chaplin wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

Back off or I'll unleash this can of whoop-azz you won't soon forget!

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from kainne wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

"FawnJoy" the #1 Species in Golf

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from gawnhuntn wrote 10 weeks 19 hours ago

The heck with you guys! I'm taking my deer and going home.

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