I hope these idiots get more jail time than Michael Vick.

An event sort of along the same line as being stabbed with an antler but noncriminal happened to one of my employees some time ago. He was reloading at his bench which was placed directly under a rather nice 4 x 4 mule deer mount hanging on the wall. Apparently the constant up and down movement and accompanying jolt while manipulating the press handle caused said mount to divest itself from the wall. It fell and hit the fellow in the back of the skull causing him to temporarily pass out and fall from his chair. He landed on the Ruger M-77 which was propped against the reloading bench and broke the stock. Additionally this all spooked his German Wirehair causing it to from its bed and run sideways into a porcelain elephant which was on the floor nearby. The dog broke the elephant and ripped a hole in the side of the it's abdomen. When the fellow woke up seconds later he had great difficulty comprehending the scene let alone explaining it to his wife as she had heard but not witnessed the situation. The friend was OK but the dog required a few stitches. They threw away the elephant.