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Dave's Place: Whose Sport Is It Anyway?
Are sportsmen really beer-swilling, NASCAR-watching, obsessive weirdos? Tell Dave what you really think in this completely unscientific, utterly unreliable, and indubitably dubious poll.
Dave Hurteau

 
If there's one thing we sportsmen are full of, it's opinions. Some of us happen to be full of something else as well, but that's a different story. In any case, if you've ever wondered where your opinions stand in relation to fellow hunters and anglers around the country, here's your chance to find out: the Dave's Place Unscientific Poll of Outdoor Topics and Other Peripherally Related Matters.

I'll post the questions, you choose your answers, and we'll post the results. Here we go:

1. Quality Deer Management is:
A.good for the deer herd
B. good for hunters
C. both A and B
D. a euphemism for artificially growing trophy antlers

2. Hunting action figures are:
A. fun
B. educational
C. a little weird

3.On a deer rifle, a scope with a 50mm objective lens is:
A. too small
B. just right
C. a little much
D. a ridiculous abomination

4. As a group, flyfishermen tend to be
A. intelligent and kind
B. skilled and artful
C. narcissistic and condescending
D. yarn-whipping jerks

5. As a group, bass fishermen tend to be:
fun loving and gregarious
enthusiastic and innovative
lacking refinement and taste
beer-swilling Bubbas

6. Dressing an infant in a camouflage onesie is:
A. cute
B. forward-thinking
C. kind of disturbing

7. Catch-and-release walleye fishing is:
A.great fun
B. better than working
C. pointless
D. among the dumbest things you've ever heard of

8. As a sport, NASCAR is:
A. the best
B. fun to watch
C. a snorefest
D. a bunch of yahoos trying to kill each other

9. Scent-eliminating clothing is:
A. very effective
B. somewhat effective
C. not worth the price
D. a stinking load of marketing manure

10. Dave of Dave's Place is:
A. unspeakably handsome and suave
B. a good-enough guy, but not too bright
C. a talentless moron
D. an annoying idiot


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