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I vote most of the dialogue from the high mountain meadow between Rooster Cogburn and Lucky Ned Pepper just before the horseback shootout in True Grit. "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU - - - !" Rest in peace, Duke, we miss you.
Dirty Harry, I know what your thinking......
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”
-Clint Eastwoood Good Bad and Ugly....
"Lone wolf Mcquade" Chuck Norris and L Q Jones are at the horse race track. Barbara Carrerra rides by the two on her horse, Jones says " How'd you like to bite that in the ass develope lock jaw and be dragged to death"
"Do you believe in Jesus?" "Good you're going to meet him."
Ok a two-liner, maybe; but darn to the point!
"The newspaper headlines said 'Indians vow to endeavor to persevere.' We went home, and thought about it a long time. And when we had thought about it enough, we declared war on the white man."
"Looks like we can't trust the white man, then."
-Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw Jose Wales".
"Do ya' feel lucky punk?". Eastwood/Dirty Harry
"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" ...Josie Wales to the bountyhunter who said "a man's got to do somethin for a livin" when Wales asks if he's a bountyhunter.
"I ain't got time to bleed." Jesse the body, in predator.
"That's the way it is, I reckon. Just when you get to liking somebody, they ain't around very long."
"I notice that when you don't like somebody, they ain't around very long, either."
-Clint and Chief Dan George; Outlaw Josie Wales.
Note: To me, this movie has the highest number of memorable lines EVER.
Another vote for the horseback shootout between Lucky Ned and Rooster, especially the fill your hans you SOB line.
I am serious and don't call me shirley- Airplane.
Have you ever came across a guy that you shouldn't have F'd with. Well, I'm that guy.
I can't believe I forgot this one- "Right turn Clyde"
Clint Eastwood, everywhich way but loose, and Any which way you can
"Well, you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"
Gus McRae in Lonesome Dove----"I don't want to go the rest of my lif thinking about what I should've done."
Country Road, this didn't come to you because CMT is currently showing "Lonesome Dove", did it? I watched Gus offer to whip up on Blue Duck along the river while Lorie hid in the brush last night. What a great story! My kids got it for me on DVD. One of those cold wintry days, I plan to get a good cup of coffee and spend an afternoon with Gus and Woodrow.
"I'm your huckleberry". Love that line !
Isn't that the truth!
pretty much anything Clint Eastwood says. or Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.
Chief Dan George when Joaie Wales woke him up ,"Howdy, I guess I ain't as old as I thought I was. "( The aquaw was on top of him.)
Dirty Harry Calahan "Mans GOT to know his limitations"
I would have to agree with many of you : Clint Eastwood has a lot of good lines in a lot of good movies. My personal favorite would have to be 'The Outlaw Jose Wales'
Well it's MR. CHAIN BLUE LIGHTNIN HISSELF, the one everybody's scared of. the two pilgrims @ the tradin post where Josie Wales picks up the squaw & horse for Lone Waddy.
What!? No "Blazing Saddles" quotes?
"You just gonna stand there? Or are you going to whistle dixie?"
"What can i do to you,... do for you?" Fletch
Paul Newman to Richard Boone in "Hombre"---"How you gonna get back down that hill?"
"Life's hard, it's harder if your stupid" John Wayne
I'll Make You Famous... - Billy The Kid (Young Guns)
I'm with BigO on the Doc quote too.
"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Ther you go Buckhunter.
"Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?"
-Mel Gipson, in the Patriot
" I believe you boys have had enough."
Blazing Saddles campfire bean eating scene.
"F**k it, lets go bowling."
The Big Labowski
I'll be your huckleberry. Doc Holiday
Who found this Cathouse? Geo. C Scott in Patton
This is a Barracks, not a Bordello, Geo C. Scott in Patton,
(One a personal note I have been in some that were BOTH!) Just about all of them are not since they a "COED") ;)
I forget which John Wayne movie it was in but the Duke had just shot a guy and told his partner "Let's got take a look at the dead man". The reply was "How do you know you hit him?" John said "BECAUSE I WASN'T TRYING NOT TO."
007 Pick up a copy of Lonesome Dove in print, it's even better than the movie. There are also three other books that McMurtry wrote that go along with the series. All are entertaining.
Greetings, been lurking around here for almost 6 months, and I finally pulled the trigger on a subscription to the magazine as well as registering. Looking forward to getting to know a lot of you better. My favorite line comes from Silverado courtesy of the Duke, "Set a code of laws to live by.... I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to others and I REQUIRE the same from them."
fill your hands you sum bich.
Remnar, from Escanaba in da Moonlight, commenting on opening day of deer season ... "It's like Christmas with guns!"
Will Greer & RobertRedford "Jeremiah Johnson"
"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Interpretation of the LAW dialogue. in "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN."PAUL NEWMAN.
Anything that comes out of Clint Eastwood's mouth
"My idea of fast food is a mallard." Ted Nugent
A quote from a documentary about hunters, I think its called "The call of Nature".
"Some say he's dead, some say he never will be" Jeremiah Johnson
clint eastwood on gran torino 'we used to stack f#cks like you 5 ft high in korea. use you for sandbags.' dirty harry, outlaw of josey whales. I love the lonesome doves!!!!i watched that on cmt the other night, 007!!! I love that movie. 'Your shot, gus!you alright? HELL NO I AINT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when theyre gettin chased by the indians.
"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!"
~ Peter Sellers, in "Dr. Strangelove"
"Bond, James Bond" Any James Bond movie starring Sean Connery.
from "Goldfinger" Bond---"Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger--
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
As above almost anything out of Josey Wales.
Where was my mind??????????? RJ Arena is exactly right!! Long live Mr. Connery, and may Mr. Bond grace us with his presence for many more years to come. Thanks for the reminder.
Well, sometimes we get caught up in the western thing, and it is so cool it blinds us. But I look at Bond as a 20th century cowboy anyway. Doing what you have to to get the job done. Having a code you live by.
RJ, how do you like Daniel Craig? He's no Sean Connery, but better than Roger Moore, I think. I read that the Craig movies are more along the line of how Fleming intended the character to be.
007, I am glad you asked. I saw Daniel Craig at the tribute To Connery a few years ago and thought I might give him a chance in the role, I like him.
I never liked Moore as Bond, always thought he didn't take the role seriously enough.
I read somewhere that Roger Moore was considered to be Bond-Lite. Pierce was pretty good, but way too many machine guns. Sean would have used his fists or his wits instead of shooting his way out. Welcome to the 20th century, I guess. If you like to read, be sure to look for the 007 series by John Gardner and then Raymond Benson, if you can find them. They did Mr. Fleming proud. Shaken, not stirred.......................
Another line from 007, after a long ferocious fight in which he barely survives and finally puts the bad guy away. The girl asks if he's dead. Connery's reply: "I sincerely hope so."
Gene Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man!
Clint Eastwood: He should have armed himself.
William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." Strother Martin as "The Captain" in Cool Hand Luke
Little Bill to English Bob in 'Unforgiven':
" I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog." -Mark Wahlberg in 'The Shooter'.
"Failure is not an option." - Apollo 13.
Dirty Harry inspired Clint Eastwoods largest collection of memorable one liners. "Go ahead and make my day." is his altime one in my book!
My favorite movie is Smokey and the Bandit a classic.
Or talidega knights is good too.
"go to hell." "you first"
or if you just want a gun joke, some police have there guns drawed at a robber there first reaction, boom, boom, then freeze
For buckhunter !
Ya' Want some beans boss ?(BRRREEIIIIPPP !)
"Vegetables are very sensual, don't you think?" Otter to mrs. Wermer, Animal House
Not the greatest, but good is Lucius Fox in the Dark Knight "Let me get this straight. You've determined that your employer, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is a man who dresses up in a costume in his free time and beats up criminals.
And your plan is to blackmail this man? Good luck."
KURT RUSSEL IN, THE THING. CLOSE TO THE END OF MOVIE KURT SAYS((WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE,BUT NETHER IS THAT THING))thats like one of thoughs H%&*Y S*#$T LETS GO KICKSOME @SS MOMENTS IN A GREAT MOVIE...GLASSMAN73
Clark Criswol (Chevy chase) in Christmas Vacation - Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, legless, hopeless, heartless, fat-bottomed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is. Hallelujah. Holy wow. Where's the Tylenol?
Another Kurt Russell...."Im comin' and Hell's comin' with me!! Wyatt Earp
Grumpy Old Men- The old man(John's Dad) Said "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first"
Dumb and Dumber-- When they are driving Loyd says " I thought the Rocky Mountains be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of sh*t man.
Tommy Boy-- Its gotta be your bull.
Robert Duval, Open Range "Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either."
Will Ferrell, Step Brothers "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home"
sudden impact 4th dirty harry. your nothing but dog sh**t and alot of things can happen to dog sh**t. It can be scooped up with a shovel it can be stomped on and fly away in the wind. so take my wor , be careful when a dog sh**ts ya?
"My Chevy shook a shit." Jimmer Negamanee in Escanaba in Da Moonlight
Every man dies, not every man truly lives. William Wallace, Braveheart
"Say Hell-ooH to my little friend." Scarface
Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!
just my thoughts 007,thats a bold statement for a one eyed fat man.
"Good night Ladies..Good night Sir"
Choke Yourself... Not with your hand with my hand!!!
behold a pale horse and the rider that sat upon him is death.
We can all agree Clint Eastwood has the best lines. Here are some Doc Halliday lines.
1. "Well isn't he a daisy!", "I'll be a daisy if you do", "Im your huckleberry", "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you"- Tombstone
2. "My mother always told me never to put off to tommorow the people you can kill today"- Wyatt Earp
"Gone With The Wind (1939)"
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!!!
TheDuke,"cowboys" A big mouth dont make a big man.And the cooks prayer of course.Good movie.
Couple more Dr. Strangelove quotes, by Slim Pickens: "Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"
and "Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!"
Bear tooth "were it worth it Pilgrim?"
jeremiah.. "eh worth what??"
Appaloosa. Cowboy "You ani't got no judiction up here."
Hitch "I believe he means Jurisdiction."
Cole "If he doe's he's by God right."
"a man's trust is a valuable thing. You don't want to lose it for a hand of cards." Robert Duval in "Open Range". My cow girl friends still think he is something. Anyone else as Gus in "Lonesome Dove" would have ruined it.
I dont understand..."YOU DONT NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS HAT!"and,"Well did he say what horse?"from WILDBILL.
Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther: "It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded "
Groucho Marx in Go West: "I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure"
Groucho Marx in Monkey Business: "Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife."
Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera: "When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay."
Groucho Marx in Duck Soup: "You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
Groucho Marx in Horsefeathers: "You've got the brain of a four year-old child ... and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!
It wasn't in a movie, but one of my favorite Marx quotes has to do with hunting: "A moose is an animal with antlers on the front of its head ... and the wall of a hunting lodge on the back."
Paul Newman as Luke in 'Cool Hand Luke'
Prison Captain: "You gonna get used to wearin' them chains afer a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good."
Luke: "Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."
Everything that John Wayne said in his movies but my wife say its (you had me at hello).
George C. Scott in "Patton"
"You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other SOB die for his country."
In the movie, "Casablanca":
Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman, "If we stay here, we'll end up in a concentration camp...isn't that right , Louie?"
Claude Raines replies, "I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist on it!"
Wyatt Earp: "You tell 'em I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me!"
"When you pull a gun on a man you better kill him"
Walter Brennan as Ikwe Clanton in My Darling Clementine
The Good the Bad and the Ugly......Tucco to guy he just killed, When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk!
you got a pretty mouth boy
"You see, God and I have an agreement. I don't question why He puts scum like you on the earth, and He doesn't question how I distribute His wrath." - FBI agent in THE BEAST
Dirty Harry-"Do you feel lucky punk"!
The goat lady in cold mountain.The bird has a job,the seed has a job,the sh@t has a job.
In the movie "Ruthless People", Bill Pullman, wearing a clown mask, is robbing Judge Reinhold at gunpoint in a plaza. There are police surrounding the area on rooftops with rifles aimed at Pullman. When the Police Chief, using a bullhorn, orders him to surrender, Pullman shouts, "Are you the police?" and the Chief shouts back, "No, we're the National Rifle Association!"
How bout Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now... "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory."
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it is raining" - Fletcher in the Outlaw Josey Wales
I love that quote and movie!
How 'bout, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Hannibal-THE A TEAM
"Where are all the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles
"Did your parents have any children that lived?" -Drill Instructor from 'Full Metal Jacket'
"I didn't kill my wife! I'm innocent!" ..."I Don't Care!" -The Fugitive
"They told me it was a million-dollar wound, but I never saw a nickel of that million dollars" -Forrest Gump
"There are two types of people in this world: Those with a shovel, and those who dig. You dig." -The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly.
A coon hunt is like a fox hunt accept we cut out all the nonsense
The clothes,the music,...... (Chevy Chase in Fletch)
Just saw Gran Torino. Good movie. Eastwood is great as always. Couple quotes:
Sue Lor: The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski (Eastwood): Everybody blames the Lutherans.
For this one you got to see the movie for the context (otherwise it's just racist): Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck out of here."
Walt Kowalski: [about his son] I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.
Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
Being a law enforcement officer my favorite has to be Clint Eastwood- " Go ahead punk- make my day".
badges we don't need no stinky badges
The Outlaw Josey Whales
I wished we could have buried them Josey.
The hell with them! Bugs and worms got to eat too.
THIS IS SPARTA!!! Gerard Butler-300
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