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Greatest movie line ever

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It is true for the most part.

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from 007 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I vote most of the dialogue from the high mountain meadow between Rooster Cogburn and Lucky Ned Pepper just before the horseback shootout in True Grit. "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU - - - !" Rest in peace, Duke, we miss you.

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from MB915 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Dirty Harry, I know what your thinking......

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from AndyH wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”

-Clint Eastwoood Good Bad and Ugly....

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from Tx4ever wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Lone wolf Mcquade" Chuck Norris and L Q Jones are at the horse race track. Barbara Carrerra rides by the two on her horse, Jones says " How'd you like to bite that in the ass develope lock jaw and be dragged to death"

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Do you believe in Jesus?" "Good you're going to meet him."
Ok a two-liner, maybe; but darn to the point!

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"The newspaper headlines said 'Indians vow to endeavor to persevere.' We went home, and thought about it a long time. And when we had thought about it enough, we declared war on the white man."

"Looks like we can't trust the white man, then."

-Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw Jose Wales".

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Do ya' feel lucky punk?". Eastwood/Dirty Harry

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" ...Josie Wales to the bountyhunter who said "a man's got to do somethin for a livin" when Wales asks if he's a bountyhunter.

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from labrador12 wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"I ain't got time to bleed." Jesse the body, in predator.

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"That's the way it is, I reckon. Just when you get to liking somebody, they ain't around very long."

"I notice that when you don't like somebody, they ain't around very long, either."

-Clint and Chief Dan George; Outlaw Josie Wales.

Note: To me, this movie has the highest number of memorable lines EVER.

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from 175rltw wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Another vote for the horseback shootout between Lucky Ned and Rooster, especially the fill your hans you SOB line.

I am serious and don't call me shirley- Airplane.

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from t_holinka wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Have you ever came across a guy that you shouldn't have F'd with. Well, I'm that guy.
Clint Eastwood
Gran Torino

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from 175rltw wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

I can't believe I forgot this one- "Right turn Clyde"
Clint Eastwood, everywhich way but loose, and Any which way you can

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"Well, you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

-Who else

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from country road wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Gus McRae in Lonesome Dove----"I don't want to go the rest of my lif thinking about what I should've done."

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from 007 wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Country Road, this didn't come to you because CMT is currently showing "Lonesome Dove", did it? I watched Gus offer to whip up on Blue Duck along the river while Lorie hid in the brush last night. What a great story! My kids got it for me on DVD. One of those cold wintry days, I plan to get a good cup of coffee and spend an afternoon with Gus and Woodrow.

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from Big O wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

"I'm your huckleberry". Love that line !

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from Clay Cooper wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Isn't that the truth!

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

pretty much anything Clint Eastwood says. or Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Chief Dan George when Joaie Wales woke him up ,"Howdy, I guess I ain't as old as I thought I was. "( The aquaw was on top of him.)

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Dirty Harry Calahan "Mans GOT to know his limitations"

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from LouDaPainter wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

I would have to agree with many of you : Clint Eastwood has a lot of good lines in a lot of good movies. My personal favorite would have to be 'The Outlaw Jose Wales'

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from OLDEMOSSYBACK wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Well it's MR. CHAIN BLUE LIGHTNIN HISSELF, the one everybody's scared of. the two pilgrims @ the tradin post where Josie Wales picks up the squaw & horse for Lone Waddy.

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from buckhunter wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

What!? No "Blazing Saddles" quotes?

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from mountaindew732 wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

"You just gonna stand there? Or are you going to whistle dixie?"

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

"What can i do to you,... do for you?" Fletch

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from country road wrote 4 years 37 weeks ago

Paul Newman to Richard Boone in "Hombre"---"How you gonna get back down that hill?"

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 4 years 37 weeks ago

"Life's hard, it's harder if your stupid" John Wayne

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from BlackWater wrote 4 years 36 weeks ago

I'll Make You Famous... - Billy The Kid (Young Guns)

I'm with BigO on the Doc quote too.

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from hunter rich wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Ther you go Buckhunter.

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from AndyH wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

"Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?"

-Mel Gipson, in the Patriot

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from hunter rich wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

" I believe you boys have had enough."

Blazing Saddles campfire bean eating scene.

"F**k it, lets go bowling."

The Big Labowski

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from Elkaholic wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

I'll be your huckleberry. Doc Holiday

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Who found this Cathouse? Geo. C Scott in Patton

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

This is a Barracks, not a Bordello, Geo C. Scott in Patton,

(One a personal note I have been in some that were BOTH!) Just about all of them are not since they a "COED") ;)

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

NOW* are*

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from ishawooa wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

I forget which John Wayne movie it was in but the Duke had just shot a guy and told his partner "Let's got take a look at the dead man". The reply was "How do you know you hit him?" John said "BECAUSE I WASN'T TRYING NOT TO."
007 Pick up a copy of Lonesome Dove in print, it's even better than the movie. There are also three other books that McMurtry wrote that go along with the series. All are entertaining.

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from Guitarman wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Greetings, been lurking around here for almost 6 months, and I finally pulled the trigger on a subscription to the magazine as well as registering. Looking forward to getting to know a lot of you better. My favorite line comes from Silverado courtesy of the Duke, "Set a code of laws to live by.... I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to others and I REQUIRE the same from them."

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from tightliner09 wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

fill your hands you sum bich.

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from MLH wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Remnar, from Escanaba in da Moonlight, commenting on opening day of deer season ... "It's like Christmas with guns!"

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Will Greer & RobertRedford "Jeremiah Johnson"

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from streack wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Doc Holliday

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Interpretation of the LAW dialogue. in "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN."PAUL NEWMAN.

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from JHawes wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

Anything that comes out of Clint Eastwood's mouth

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from Hunt_Hard wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

"My idea of fast food is a mallard." Ted Nugent
A quote from a documentary about hunters, I think its called "The call of Nature".

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from marceaton wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

"Some say he's dead, some say he never will be" Jeremiah Johnson

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from bamaoutdoorsman93 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

clint eastwood on gran torino 'we used to stack f#cks like you 5 ft high in korea. use you for sandbags.' dirty harry, outlaw of josey whales. I love the lonesome doves!!!!i watched that on cmt the other night, 007!!! I love that movie. 'Your shot, gus!you alright? HELL NO I AINT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when theyre gettin chased by the indians.

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from Messer11 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky

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from Messer11 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky

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from KJ wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!"
~ Peter Sellers, in "Dr. Strangelove"

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"Bond, James Bond" Any James Bond movie starring Sean Connery.
from "Goldfinger" Bond---"Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger--
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

As above almost anything out of Josey Wales.

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from 007 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

Where was my mind??????????? RJ Arena is exactly right!! Long live Mr. Connery, and may Mr. Bond grace us with his presence for many more years to come. Thanks for the reminder.

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

Well, sometimes we get caught up in the western thing, and it is so cool it blinds us. But I look at Bond as a 20th century cowboy anyway. Doing what you have to to get the job done. Having a code you live by.

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from 007 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

RJ, how do you like Daniel Craig? He's no Sean Connery, but better than Roger Moore, I think. I read that the Craig movies are more along the line of how Fleming intended the character to be.

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

007, I am glad you asked. I saw Daniel Craig at the tribute To Connery a few years ago and thought I might give him a chance in the role, I like him.
I never liked Moore as Bond, always thought he didn't take the role seriously enough.

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from 007 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

I read somewhere that Roger Moore was considered to be Bond-Lite. Pierce was pretty good, but way too many machine guns. Sean would have used his fists or his wits instead of shooting his way out. Welcome to the 20th century, I guess. If you like to read, be sure to look for the 007 series by John Gardner and then Raymond Benson, if you can find them. They did Mr. Fleming proud. Shaken, not stirred.......................

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 23 weeks ago

Another line from 007, after a long ferocious fight in which he barely survives and finally puts the bad guy away. The girl asks if he's dead. Connery's reply: "I sincerely hope so."

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from jay wrote 4 years 22 weeks ago

Unforgiven.

Gene Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man!

Clint Eastwood: He should have armed himself.

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from ableskeever wrote 4 years 22 weeks ago

William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

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from Beekeeper wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." Strother Martin as "The Captain" in Cool Hand Luke

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

Little Bill to English Bob in 'Unforgiven':

" I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."

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from 60256 wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog." -Mark Wahlberg in 'The Shooter'.

Nate

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from MLH wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"Failure is not an option." - Apollo 13.

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from fisherus wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

Dirty Harry inspired Clint Eastwoods largest collection of memorable one liners. "Go ahead and make my day." is his altime one in my book!

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from kent wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

My favorite movie is Smokey and the Bandit a classic.
Or talidega knights is good too.

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from bighunter wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

"go to hell." "you first"

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from bighunter wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

or if you just want a gun joke, some police have there guns drawed at a robber there first reaction, boom, boom, then freeze

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from Big O wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

For buckhunter !
Ya' Want some beans boss ?(BRRREEIIIIPPP !)

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

"Vegetables are very sensual, don't you think?" Otter to mrs. Wermer, Animal House

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from Cgull wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

Not the greatest, but good is Lucius Fox in the Dark Knight "Let me get this straight. You've determined that your employer, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is a man who dresses up in a costume in his free time and beats up criminals.

And your plan is to blackmail this man? Good luck."

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from GLASSMAN73 wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

KURT RUSSEL IN, THE THING. CLOSE TO THE END OF MOVIE KURT SAYS((WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE,BUT NETHER IS THAT THING))thats like one of thoughs H%&*Y S*#$T LETS GO KICKSOME @SS MOMENTS IN A GREAT MOVIE...GLASSMAN73

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from Cgull wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Clark Criswol (Chevy chase) in Christmas Vacation - Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, legless, hopeless, heartless, fat-bottomed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is. Hallelujah. Holy wow. Where's the Tylenol?

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from ricochet wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Another Kurt Russell...."Im comin' and Hell's comin' with me!! Wyatt Earp

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from kyle wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Grumpy Old Men- The old man(John's Dad) Said "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first"

Dumb and Dumber-- When they are driving Loyd says " I thought the Rocky Mountains be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of sh*t man.

Tommy Boy-- Its gotta be your bull.

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from idahooutdoors wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Robert Duval, Open Range "Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either."

Will Ferrell, Step Brothers "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home"

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from J4huntfish wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

sudden impact 4th dirty harry. your nothing but dog sh**t and alot of things can happen to dog sh**t. It can be scooped up with a shovel it can be stomped on and fly away in the wind. so take my wor , be careful when a dog sh**ts ya?

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

"My Chevy shook a shit." Jimmer Negamanee in Escanaba in Da Moonlight

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from Arcamedies wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

Every man dies, not every man truly lives. William Wallace, Braveheart

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

"Say Hell-ooH to my little friend." Scarface

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

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from rocky d bashaw wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

just my thoughts 007,thats a bold statement for a one eyed fat man.

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from matt wasson wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

"Good night Ladies..Good night Sir"

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Choke Yourself... Not with your hand with my hand!!!

behold a pale horse and the rider that sat upon him is death.

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from MarlinMan wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

We can all agree Clint Eastwood has the best lines. Here are some Doc Halliday lines.
1. "Well isn't he a daisy!", "I'll be a daisy if you do", "Im your huckleberry", "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you"- Tombstone
2. "My mother always told me never to put off to tommorow the people you can kill today"- Wyatt Earp

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from rudyglove27 wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

"Gone With The Wind (1939)"
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!!!

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

TheDuke,"cowboys" A big mouth dont make a big man.And the cooks prayer of course.Good movie.

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Couple more Dr. Strangelove quotes, by Slim Pickens: "Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"
and "Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!"

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from matt wasson wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Bear tooth "were it worth it Pilgrim?"
jeremiah.. "eh worth what??"

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 10 weeks ago

Appaloosa. Cowboy "You ani't got no judiction up here."
Cole "Jurdiction?"
Hitch "I believe he means Jurisdiction."
Cole "If he doe's he's by God right."

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from jwallen wrote 4 years 10 weeks ago

"a man's trust is a valuable thing. You don't want to lose it for a hand of cards." Robert Duval in "Open Range". My cow girl friends still think he is something. Anyone else as Gus in "Lonesome Dove" would have ruined it.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

I dont understand..."YOU DONT NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS HAT!"and,"Well did he say what horse?"from WILDBILL.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther: "It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded "

Groucho Marx in Go West: "I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure"

Groucho Marx in Monkey Business: "Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife."

Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera: "When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay."

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup: "You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

Groucho Marx in Horsefeathers: "You've got the brain of a four year-old child ... and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!

It wasn't in a movie, but one of my favorite Marx quotes has to do with hunting: "A moose is an animal with antlers on the front of its head ... and the wall of a hunting lodge on the back."

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Paul Newman as Luke in 'Cool Hand Luke'
Prison Captain: "You gonna get used to wearin' them chains afer a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good."
Luke: "Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."

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from buckshot54 wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Everything that John Wayne said in his movies but my wife say its (you had me at hello).

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

George C. Scott in "Patton"
"You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other SOB die for his country."

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

In the movie, "Casablanca":
Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman, "If we stay here, we'll end up in a concentration camp...isn't that right , Louie?"
Claude Raines replies, "I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist on it!"

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from Just lookin for... wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

Wyatt Earp: "You tell 'em I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me!"

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

"When you pull a gun on a man you better kill him"
Walter Brennan as Ikwe Clanton in My Darling Clementine

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from Pappa Joe wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

The Good the Bad and the Ugly......Tucco to guy he just killed, When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk!

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from cas0905 wrote 4 years 7 weeks ago

you got a pretty mouth boy

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from dukkillr wrote 4 years 7 weeks ago

"You see, God and I have an agreement. I don't question why He puts scum like you on the earth, and He doesn't question how I distribute His wrath." - FBI agent in THE BEAST

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from fossilman wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

Dirty Harry-"Do you feel lucky punk"!

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

The goat lady in cold mountain.The bird has a job,the seed has a job,the sh@t has a job.

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

In the movie "Ruthless People", Bill Pullman, wearing a clown mask, is robbing Judge Reinhold at gunpoint in a plaza. There are police surrounding the area on rooftops with rifles aimed at Pullman. When the Police Chief, using a bullhorn, orders him to surrender, Pullman shouts, "Are you the police?" and the Chief shouts back, "No, we're the National Rifle Association!"

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from Kenton wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

How bout Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now... "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory."

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from Beaverstalker wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it is raining" - Fletcher in the Outlaw Josey Wales

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from 2Poppa wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

Kenton-
I love that quote and movie!

How 'bout, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Hannibal-THE A TEAM

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from 60256 wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

"Where are all the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles
"Did your parents have any children that lived?" -Drill Instructor from 'Full Metal Jacket'
"I didn't kill my wife! I'm innocent!" ..."I Don't Care!" -The Fugitive
"They told me it was a million-dollar wound, but I never saw a nickel of that million dollars" -Forrest Gump
"There are two types of people in this world: Those with a shovel, and those who dig. You dig." -The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly.

Nate

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

A coon hunt is like a fox hunt accept we cut out all the nonsense
The clothes,the music,...... (Chevy Chase in Fletch)

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

Just saw Gran Torino. Good movie. Eastwood is great as always. Couple quotes:
Sue Lor: The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski (Eastwood): Everybody blames the Lutherans.

For this one you got to see the movie for the context (otherwise it's just racist): Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck out of here."

Walt Kowalski: [about his son] I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.

Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

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from Sarge01 wrote 4 years 3 weeks ago

Being a law enforcement officer my favorite has to be Clint Eastwood- " Go ahead punk- make my day".

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from kent wrote 4 years 3 weeks ago

badges we don't need no stinky badges

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from logan.vandermay wrote 4 years 2 weeks ago

The Outlaw Josey Whales
I wished we could have buried them Josey.
The hell with them! Bugs and worms got to eat too.

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from bassmaster22 wrote 4 years 2 weeks ago

THIS IS SPARTA!!! Gerard Butler-300

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from t_holinka wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Have you ever came across a guy that you shouldn't have F'd with. Well, I'm that guy.
Clint Eastwood
Gran Torino

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from Big O wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

"I'm your huckleberry". Love that line !

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"The newspaper headlines said 'Indians vow to endeavor to persevere.' We went home, and thought about it a long time. And when we had thought about it enough, we declared war on the white man."

"Looks like we can't trust the white man, then."

-Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw Jose Wales".

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from 007 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I vote most of the dialogue from the high mountain meadow between Rooster Cogburn and Lucky Ned Pepper just before the horseback shootout in True Grit. "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU - - - !" Rest in peace, Duke, we miss you.

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from AndyH wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.”

-Clint Eastwoood Good Bad and Ugly....

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from MLH wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Remnar, from Escanaba in da Moonlight, commenting on opening day of deer season ... "It's like Christmas with guns!"

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 4 years 37 weeks ago

"Life's hard, it's harder if your stupid" John Wayne

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"That's the way it is, I reckon. Just when you get to liking somebody, they ain't around very long."

"I notice that when you don't like somebody, they ain't around very long, either."

-Clint and Chief Dan George; Outlaw Josie Wales.

Note: To me, this movie has the highest number of memorable lines EVER.

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" ...Josie Wales to the bountyhunter who said "a man's got to do somethin for a livin" when Wales asks if he's a bountyhunter.

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from hunter rich wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Ther you go Buckhunter.

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from streack wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Doc Holliday

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

Well, sometimes we get caught up in the western thing, and it is so cool it blinds us. But I look at Bond as a 20th century cowboy anyway. Doing what you have to to get the job done. Having a code you live by.

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Do ya' feel lucky punk?". Eastwood/Dirty Harry

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from LouDaPainter wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

I would have to agree with many of you : Clint Eastwood has a lot of good lines in a lot of good movies. My personal favorite would have to be 'The Outlaw Jose Wales'

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from Cgull wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

Not the greatest, but good is Lucius Fox in the Dark Knight "Let me get this straight. You've determined that your employer, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is a man who dresses up in a costume in his free time and beats up criminals.

And your plan is to blackmail this man? Good luck."

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from jay wrote 4 years 22 weeks ago

Unforgiven.

Gene Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man!

Clint Eastwood: He should have armed himself.

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from KJ wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!"
~ Peter Sellers, in "Dr. Strangelove"

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from MB915 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Dirty Harry, I know what your thinking......

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"Bond, James Bond" Any James Bond movie starring Sean Connery.
from "Goldfinger" Bond---"Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger--
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

As above almost anything out of Josey Wales.

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from marceaton wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

"Some say he's dead, some say he never will be" Jeremiah Johnson

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from Jeff Bowers wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"Well, you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

-Who else

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

"Vegetables are very sensual, don't you think?" Otter to mrs. Wermer, Animal House

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Do you believe in Jesus?" "Good you're going to meet him."
Ok a two-liner, maybe; but darn to the point!

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from Big O wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

For buckhunter !
Ya' Want some beans boss ?(BRRREEIIIIPPP !)

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from Tx4ever wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

"Lone wolf Mcquade" Chuck Norris and L Q Jones are at the horse race track. Barbara Carrerra rides by the two on her horse, Jones says " How'd you like to bite that in the ass develope lock jaw and be dragged to death"

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from country road wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Gus McRae in Lonesome Dove----"I don't want to go the rest of my lif thinking about what I should've done."

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Interpretation of the LAW dialogue. in "THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN."PAUL NEWMAN.

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from Guitarman wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Greetings, been lurking around here for almost 6 months, and I finally pulled the trigger on a subscription to the magazine as well as registering. Looking forward to getting to know a lot of you better. My favorite line comes from Silverado courtesy of the Duke, "Set a code of laws to live by.... I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to others and I REQUIRE the same from them."

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

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from AndyH wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

"Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?"

-Mel Gipson, in the Patriot

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from ishawooa wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

I forget which John Wayne movie it was in but the Duke had just shot a guy and told his partner "Let's got take a look at the dead man". The reply was "How do you know you hit him?" John said "BECAUSE I WASN'T TRYING NOT TO."
007 Pick up a copy of Lonesome Dove in print, it's even better than the movie. There are also three other books that McMurtry wrote that go along with the series. All are entertaining.

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from tightliner09 wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

fill your hands you sum bich.

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from RJ Arena wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

007, I am glad you asked. I saw Daniel Craig at the tribute To Connery a few years ago and thought I might give him a chance in the role, I like him.
I never liked Moore as Bond, always thought he didn't take the role seriously enough.

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from buckhunter wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

What!? No "Blazing Saddles" quotes?

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from labrador12 wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

"I ain't got time to bleed." Jesse the body, in predator.

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

"What can i do to you,... do for you?" Fletch

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from 007 wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Country Road, this didn't come to you because CMT is currently showing "Lonesome Dove", did it? I watched Gus offer to whip up on Blue Duck along the river while Lorie hid in the brush last night. What a great story! My kids got it for me on DVD. One of those cold wintry days, I plan to get a good cup of coffee and spend an afternoon with Gus and Woodrow.

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from 007 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

Where was my mind??????????? RJ Arena is exactly right!! Long live Mr. Connery, and may Mr. Bond grace us with his presence for many more years to come. Thanks for the reminder.

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Chief Dan George when Joaie Wales woke him up ,"Howdy, I guess I ain't as old as I thought I was. "( The aquaw was on top of him.)

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Dirty Harry Calahan "Mans GOT to know his limitations"

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from bamaoutdoorsman93 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

clint eastwood on gran torino 'we used to stack f#cks like you 5 ft high in korea. use you for sandbags.' dirty harry, outlaw of josey whales. I love the lonesome doves!!!!i watched that on cmt the other night, 007!!! I love that movie. 'Your shot, gus!you alright? HELL NO I AINT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when theyre gettin chased by the indians.

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from 175rltw wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

I can't believe I forgot this one- "Right turn Clyde"
Clint Eastwood, everywhich way but loose, and Any which way you can

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from country road wrote 4 years 37 weeks ago

Paul Newman to Richard Boone in "Hombre"---"How you gonna get back down that hill?"

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

pretty much anything Clint Eastwood says. or Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 34 weeks ago

Will Greer & RobertRedford "Jeremiah Johnson"

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from BlackWater wrote 4 years 36 weeks ago

I'll Make You Famous... - Billy The Kid (Young Guns)

I'm with BigO on the Doc quote too.

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from OLDEMOSSYBACK wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

Well it's MR. CHAIN BLUE LIGHTNIN HISSELF, the one everybody's scared of. the two pilgrims @ the tradin post where Josie Wales picks up the squaw & horse for Lone Waddy.

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from Hunt_Hard wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

"My idea of fast food is a mallard." Ted Nugent
A quote from a documentary about hunters, I think its called "The call of Nature".

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from Elkaholic wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

I'll be your huckleberry. Doc Holiday

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from Cgull wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Clark Criswol (Chevy chase) in Christmas Vacation - Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, legless, hopeless, heartless, fat-bottomed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is. Hallelujah. Holy wow. Where's the Tylenol?

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from hunter rich wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

" I believe you boys have had enough."

Blazing Saddles campfire bean eating scene.

"F**k it, lets go bowling."

The Big Labowski

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from JHawes wrote 4 years 33 weeks ago

Anything that comes out of Clint Eastwood's mouth

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from dukkillr wrote 4 years 7 weeks ago

"You see, God and I have an agreement. I don't question why He puts scum like you on the earth, and He doesn't question how I distribute His wrath." - FBI agent in THE BEAST

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 23 weeks ago

Another line from 007, after a long ferocious fight in which he barely survives and finally puts the bad guy away. The girl asks if he's dead. Connery's reply: "I sincerely hope so."

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

"Say Hell-ooH to my little friend." Scarface

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from ricochet wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Another Kurt Russell...."Im comin' and Hell's comin' with me!! Wyatt Earp

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

Little Bill to English Bob in 'Unforgiven':

" I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."

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from Beekeeper wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." Strother Martin as "The Captain" in Cool Hand Luke

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from Messer11 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky

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from jwallen wrote 4 years 10 weeks ago

"a man's trust is a valuable thing. You don't want to lose it for a hand of cards." Robert Duval in "Open Range". My cow girl friends still think he is something. Anyone else as Gus in "Lonesome Dove" would have ruined it.

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from fisherus wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

Dirty Harry inspired Clint Eastwoods largest collection of memorable one liners. "Go ahead and make my day." is his altime one in my book!

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from idahooutdoors wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Robert Duval, Open Range "Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either."

Will Ferrell, Step Brothers "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home"

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from 007 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

RJ, how do you like Daniel Craig? He's no Sean Connery, but better than Roger Moore, I think. I read that the Craig movies are more along the line of how Fleming intended the character to be.

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from bighunter wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

"go to hell." "you first"

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from rocky d bashaw wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

just my thoughts 007,thats a bold statement for a one eyed fat man.

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Who found this Cathouse? Geo. C Scott in Patton

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

This is a Barracks, not a Bordello, Geo C. Scott in Patton,

(One a personal note I have been in some that were BOTH!) Just about all of them are not since they a "COED") ;)

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from 175rltw wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Another vote for the horseback shootout between Lucky Ned and Rooster, especially the fill your hans you SOB line.

I am serious and don't call me shirley- Airplane.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

The goat lady in cold mountain.The bird has a job,the seed has a job,the sh@t has a job.

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from mountaindew732 wrote 4 years 38 weeks ago

"You just gonna stand there? Or are you going to whistle dixie?"

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from Kenton wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

How bout Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now... "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory."

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Choke Yourself... Not with your hand with my hand!!!

behold a pale horse and the rider that sat upon him is death.

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

"When you pull a gun on a man you better kill him"
Walter Brennan as Ikwe Clanton in My Darling Clementine

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Couple more Dr. Strangelove quotes, by Slim Pickens: "Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"
and "Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!"

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Paul Newman as Luke in 'Cool Hand Luke'
Prison Captain: "You gonna get used to wearin' them chains afer a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good."
Luke: "Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

Just saw Gran Torino. Good movie. Eastwood is great as always. Couple quotes:
Sue Lor: The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski (Eastwood): Everybody blames the Lutherans.

For this one you got to see the movie for the context (otherwise it's just racist): Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck out of here."

Walt Kowalski: [about his son] I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.

Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

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from ableskeever wrote 4 years 22 weeks ago

William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

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from kent wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

My favorite movie is Smokey and the Bandit a classic.
Or talidega knights is good too.

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from GLASSMAN73 wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

KURT RUSSEL IN, THE THING. CLOSE TO THE END OF MOVIE KURT SAYS((WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE,BUT NETHER IS THAT THING))thats like one of thoughs H%&*Y S*#$T LETS GO KICKSOME @SS MOMENTS IN A GREAT MOVIE...GLASSMAN73

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from Arcamedies wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

Every man dies, not every man truly lives. William Wallace, Braveheart

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from J4huntfish wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

sudden impact 4th dirty harry. your nothing but dog sh**t and alot of things can happen to dog sh**t. It can be scooped up with a shovel it can be stomped on and fly away in the wind. so take my wor , be careful when a dog sh**ts ya?

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from MarlinMan wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

We can all agree Clint Eastwood has the best lines. Here are some Doc Halliday lines.
1. "Well isn't he a daisy!", "I'll be a daisy if you do", "Im your huckleberry", "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you"- Tombstone
2. "My mother always told me never to put off to tommorow the people you can kill today"- Wyatt Earp

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from Clay Cooper wrote 4 years 40 weeks ago

Isn't that the truth!

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from MLH wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"Failure is not an option." - Apollo 13.

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from 60256 wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog." -Mark Wahlberg in 'The Shooter'.

Nate

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from 60256 wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

"Where are all the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles
"Did your parents have any children that lived?" -Drill Instructor from 'Full Metal Jacket'
"I didn't kill my wife! I'm innocent!" ..."I Don't Care!" -The Fugitive
"They told me it was a million-dollar wound, but I never saw a nickel of that million dollars" -Forrest Gump
"There are two types of people in this world: Those with a shovel, and those who dig. You dig." -The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly.

Nate

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from Messer11 wrote 4 years 25 weeks ago

"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky

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from 007 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

I read somewhere that Roger Moore was considered to be Bond-Lite. Pierce was pretty good, but way too many machine guns. Sean would have used his fists or his wits instead of shooting his way out. Welcome to the 20th century, I guess. If you like to read, be sure to look for the 007 series by John Gardner and then Raymond Benson, if you can find them. They did Mr. Fleming proud. Shaken, not stirred.......................

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from 2Poppa wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

Kenton-
I love that quote and movie!

How 'bout, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Hannibal-THE A TEAM

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from bighunter wrote 4 years 20 weeks ago

or if you just want a gun joke, some police have there guns drawed at a robber there first reaction, boom, boom, then freeze

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

NOW* are*

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from bassmaster22 wrote 4 years 2 weeks ago

THIS IS SPARTA!!! Gerard Butler-300

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from kyle wrote 4 years 19 weeks ago

Grumpy Old Men- The old man(John's Dad) Said "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first"

Dumb and Dumber-- When they are driving Loyd says " I thought the Rocky Mountains be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of sh*t man.

Tommy Boy-- Its gotta be your bull.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

TheDuke,"cowboys" A big mouth dont make a big man.And the cooks prayer of course.Good movie.

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from rudyglove27 wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

"Gone With The Wind (1939)"
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!!!

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

George C. Scott in "Patton"
"You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other SOB die for his country."

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

In the movie, "Casablanca":
Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman, "If we stay here, we'll end up in a concentration camp...isn't that right , Louie?"
Claude Raines replies, "I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist on it!"

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from 99explorer wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

In the movie "Ruthless People", Bill Pullman, wearing a clown mask, is robbing Judge Reinhold at gunpoint in a plaza. There are police surrounding the area on rooftops with rifles aimed at Pullman. When the Police Chief, using a bullhorn, orders him to surrender, Pullman shouts, "Are you the police?" and the Chief shouts back, "No, we're the National Rifle Association!"

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from 86Ram wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

A coon hunt is like a fox hunt accept we cut out all the nonsense
The clothes,the music,...... (Chevy Chase in Fletch)

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from Dakotah Dan wrote 4 years 12 weeks ago

"My Chevy shook a shit." Jimmer Negamanee in Escanaba in Da Moonlight

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from kent wrote 4 years 3 weeks ago

badges we don't need no stinky badges

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther: "It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded "

Groucho Marx in Go West: "I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure"

Groucho Marx in Monkey Business: "Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife."

Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera: "When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay."

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup: "You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

Groucho Marx in Horsefeathers: "You've got the brain of a four year-old child ... and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!

It wasn't in a movie, but one of my favorite Marx quotes has to do with hunting: "A moose is an animal with antlers on the front of its head ... and the wall of a hunting lodge on the back."

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from Eric Greene wrote 4 years 10 weeks ago

Appaloosa. Cowboy "You ani't got no judiction up here."
Cole "Jurdiction?"
Hitch "I believe he means Jurisdiction."
Cole "If he doe's he's by God right."

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from Sarge01 wrote 4 years 3 weeks ago

Being a law enforcement officer my favorite has to be Clint Eastwood- " Go ahead punk- make my day".

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from cas0905 wrote 4 years 7 weeks ago

you got a pretty mouth boy

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from Just lookin for... wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

Wyatt Earp: "You tell 'em I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me!"

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from Pappa Joe wrote 4 years 8 weeks ago

The Good the Bad and the Ugly......Tucco to guy he just killed, When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk!

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from buckshot54 wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

Everything that John Wayne said in his movies but my wife say its (you had me at hello).

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from fossilman wrote 4 years 6 weeks ago

Dirty Harry-"Do you feel lucky punk"!

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from Beaverstalker wrote 4 years 5 weeks ago

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it is raining" - Fletcher in the Outlaw Josey Wales

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from matt wasson wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

"Good night Ladies..Good night Sir"

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from matt wasson wrote 4 years 11 weeks ago

Bear tooth "were it worth it Pilgrim?"
jeremiah.. "eh worth what??"

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from logan.vandermay wrote 4 years 2 weeks ago

The Outlaw Josey Whales
I wished we could have buried them Josey.
The hell with them! Bugs and worms got to eat too.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 4 years 9 weeks ago

I dont understand..."YOU DONT NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS HAT!"and,"Well did he say what horse?"from WILDBILL.

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