Dirty Harry, I know what your thinking......

"Lone wolf Mcquade" Chuck Norris and L Q Jones are at the horse race track. Barbara Carrerra rides by the two on her horse, Jones says " How'd you like to bite that in the ass develope lock jaw and be dragged to death"

"The newspaper headlines said 'Indians vow to endeavor to persevere.' We went home, and thought about it a long time. And when we had thought about it enough, we declared war on the white man."

"Looks like we can't trust the white man, then."

-Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw Jose Wales".

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" ...Josie Wales to the bountyhunter who said "a man's got to do somethin for a livin" when Wales asks if he's a bountyhunter.

"That's the way it is, I reckon. Just when you get to liking somebody, they ain't around very long."

"I notice that when you don't like somebody, they ain't around very long, either."

-Clint and Chief Dan George; Outlaw Josie Wales.

Note: To me, this movie has the highest number of memorable lines EVER.

Have you ever came across a guy that you shouldn't have F'd with. Well, I'm that guy.
Clint Eastwood
Gran Torino

"Well, you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

-Who else

Country Road, this didn't come to you because CMT is currently showing "Lonesome Dove", did it? I watched Gus offer to whip up on Blue Duck along the river while Lorie hid in the brush last night. What a great story! My kids got it for me on DVD. One of those cold wintry days, I plan to get a good cup of coffee and spend an afternoon with Gus and Woodrow.

Isn't that the truth!

Chief Dan George when Joaie Wales woke him up ,"Howdy, I guess I ain't as old as I thought I was. "( The aquaw was on top of him.)

I would have to agree with many of you : Clint Eastwood has a lot of good lines in a lot of good movies. My personal favorite would have to be 'The Outlaw Jose Wales'

What!? No "Blazing Saddles" quotes?

"What can i do to you,... do for you?" Fletch

"Life's hard, it's harder if your stupid" John Wayne

"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Ther you go Buckhunter.

" I believe you boys have had enough."

Blazing Saddles campfire bean eating scene.

"F**k it, lets go bowling."

The Big Labowski

Who found this Cathouse? Geo. C Scott in Patton

NOW* are*

Greetings, been lurking around here for almost 6 months, and I finally pulled the trigger on a subscription to the magazine as well as registering. Looking forward to getting to know a lot of you better. My favorite line comes from Silverado courtesy of the Duke, "Set a code of laws to live by.... I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to others and I REQUIRE the same from them."

Remnar, from Escanaba in da Moonlight, commenting on opening day of deer season ... "It's like Christmas with guns!"

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Doc Holliday

Anything that comes out of Clint Eastwood's mouth

"Some say he's dead, some say he never will be" Jeremiah Johnson

"It ain't how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep going"-Rocky

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!"
~ Peter Sellers, in "Dr. Strangelove"

Where was my mind??????????? RJ Arena is exactly right!! Long live Mr. Connery, and may Mr. Bond grace us with his presence for many more years to come. Thanks for the reminder.

RJ, how do you like Daniel Craig? He's no Sean Connery, but better than Roger Moore, I think. I read that the Craig movies are more along the line of how Fleming intended the character to be.

I read somewhere that Roger Moore was considered to be Bond-Lite. Pierce was pretty good, but way too many machine guns. Sean would have used his fists or his wits instead of shooting his way out. Welcome to the 20th century, I guess. If you like to read, be sure to look for the 007 series by John Gardner and then Raymond Benson, if you can find them. They did Mr. Fleming proud. Shaken, not stirred.......................

Unforgiven.

Gene Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man!

Clint Eastwood: He should have armed himself.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." Strother Martin as "The Captain" in Cool Hand Luke

"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog." -Mark Wahlberg in 'The Shooter'.

Nate

Dirty Harry inspired Clint Eastwoods largest collection of memorable one liners. "Go ahead and make my day." is his altime one in my book!

"go to hell." "you first"

For buckhunter !
Ya' Want some beans boss ?(BRRREEIIIIPPP !)

Not the greatest, but good is Lucius Fox in the Dark Knight "Let me get this straight. You've determined that your employer, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world, is a man who dresses up in a costume in his free time and beats up criminals.

And your plan is to blackmail this man? Good luck."

Clark Criswol (Chevy chase) in Christmas Vacation - Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, legless, hopeless, heartless, fat-bottomed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is. Hallelujah. Holy wow. Where's the Tylenol?

Grumpy Old Men- The old man(John's Dad) Said "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first"

Dumb and Dumber-- When they are driving Loyd says " I thought the Rocky Mountains be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of sh*t man.

Tommy Boy-- Its gotta be your bull.

sudden impact 4th dirty harry. your nothing but dog sh**t and alot of things can happen to dog sh**t. It can be scooped up with a shovel it can be stomped on and fly away in the wind. so take my wor , be careful when a dog sh**ts ya?

Every man dies, not every man truly lives. William Wallace, Braveheart

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

"Good night Ladies..Good night Sir"

We can all agree Clint Eastwood has the best lines. Here are some Doc Halliday lines.
1. "Well isn't he a daisy!", "I'll be a daisy if you do", "Im your huckleberry", "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you"- Tombstone
2. "My mother always told me never to put off to tommorow the people you can kill today"- Wyatt Earp

TheDuke,"cowboys" A big mouth dont make a big man.And the cooks prayer of course.Good movie.

Bear tooth "were it worth it Pilgrim?"
jeremiah.. "eh worth what??"

"a man's trust is a valuable thing. You don't want to lose it for a hand of cards." Robert Duval in "Open Range". My cow girl friends still think he is something. Anyone else as Gus in "Lonesome Dove" would have ruined it.

Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther: "It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded "

Groucho Marx in Go West: "I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure"

Groucho Marx in Monkey Business: "Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife."

Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera: "When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay."

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup: "You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

Groucho Marx in Horsefeathers: "You've got the brain of a four year-old child ... and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!

It wasn't in a movie, but one of my favorite Marx quotes has to do with hunting: "A moose is an animal with antlers on the front of its head ... and the wall of a hunting lodge on the back."

Everything that John Wayne said in his movies but my wife say its (you had me at hello).

In the movie, "Casablanca":
Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman, "If we stay here, we'll end up in a concentration camp...isn't that right , Louie?"
Claude Raines replies, "I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist on it!"

"When you pull a gun on a man you better kill him"
Walter Brennan as Ikwe Clanton in My Darling Clementine

you got a pretty mouth boy

Dirty Harry-"Do you feel lucky punk"!

In the movie "Ruthless People", Bill Pullman, wearing a clown mask, is robbing Judge Reinhold at gunpoint in a plaza. There are police surrounding the area on rooftops with rifles aimed at Pullman. When the Police Chief, using a bullhorn, orders him to surrender, Pullman shouts, "Are you the police?" and the Chief shouts back, "No, we're the National Rifle Association!"

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it is raining" - Fletcher in the Outlaw Josey Wales

"Where are all the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles
"Did your parents have any children that lived?" -Drill Instructor from 'Full Metal Jacket'
"I didn't kill my wife! I'm innocent!" ..."I Don't Care!" -The Fugitive
"They told me it was a million-dollar wound, but I never saw a nickel of that million dollars" -Forrest Gump
"There are two types of people in this world: Those with a shovel, and those who dig. You dig." -The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly.

Nate

Just saw Gran Torino. Good movie. Eastwood is great as always. Couple quotes:
Sue Lor: The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski (Eastwood): Everybody blames the Lutherans.

For this one you got to see the movie for the context (otherwise it's just racist): Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f*ck out of here."

Walt Kowalski: [about his son] I worked in Ford for 50 years and he sells Japanese cars.

Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

badges we don't need no stinky badges

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