My turn.
A guy gets ready to go bear hunting, and go's out get a new rifle/scope set up(.30-06), go's out to the woods, see's a bear, shoot's and the next thing he knows the bear's on him knocks him to the ground and violates him.
So, he goes back to town, gets a new rig(.338 Win. mag.), goes back to same spot, see's a bear shoots, next thing he knows, bears on him and he's violated again.
Goes back to town gets new rig(H&H .500/.465 double), goes back to the same spot, see's a bear again, he shoots, bears on him again, and them the bear says "your not here for the hunting are you?"

Both good jokes! LOL

ha that was a good one.

The second guy should really pay attention. I'd be scared of hunting with him. Who knows what he may end up shooting at.

Keep them coming! I'm ready for some more.

haha thats pretty funny.

two gentlemen getting ready to hunt turkey
It was a cool dark night two gentlemen were sitting at a campfire and talking about turkey hunting when one of the gentlemen pulls out a twist tie and the second guy ask him what it was for and he responded I am making a turkey call.The second guy just shruggs it off and the first guy makes a wrap around his little finger with the tie and blows into it,the second guy says to him will it work ? the fist guy says i hope so ,well he fooled with this tie for about fifteen minutes and says its finally ready,the second guys says ok lets hear it so he blows into it again and then starts to bellow out here turkey turkey here turkey turkey.

This is a true story.
A guide up in alaska was taking some people out on a tour of the property, not hunting though. He grabs a small .22 pistol. A man asks 'what are you going to with that? If a bear or something shows up, Itll eat us! That gun wont do a thing!' The guide said 'I only take this if Im with other people. Its not for the bear, its for your knee cap. I take a 44 when I go alone.'
Nice guide, huh?!