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The Best Joke IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Uploaded on August 02, 2009

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.

The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the man asked.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL......... but I dare you to try that at home...

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 41 weeks ago

Ya Ive heard that one before. Its a great one.

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from green bird29 wrote 2 years 32 weeks ago

but when dose he whistle and they jump back in to the bucket?????????????????????

JK! thats a funny joke

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from mihunter wrote 2 years 27 weeks ago

haha thats hilarious...

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from jmoss wrote 2 years 26 weeks ago

LOL, that's pretty good. Here's one for you:

Two men were up on a mountain hunting. Later in the day they saw a young boy peddling his bike up the mountain. They stopped him and asked what he was doing: he said "I'm hunting deer!" They kind of laughed and went on. About an hour later they heard a loud "BANG". The boy had shot his deer. Since he had no way to carry it down easily he lashed the front hooves to the handlebars and laid the deer over top of him.

He came rolling down the mountain at breakneck speed, and zoomed past the 2 old hunters. One asked the other, "I wonder what happened to the boy that came by here", the other remarked "I don't know, but DID YOU SEE THAT DEER RIDING A BICYCLE?"

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 41 weeks ago

Ya Ive heard that one before. Its a great one.

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from green bird29 wrote 2 years 32 weeks ago

but when dose he whistle and they jump back in to the bucket?????????????????????

JK! thats a funny joke

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from mihunter wrote 2 years 27 weeks ago

haha thats hilarious...

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from jmoss wrote 2 years 26 weeks ago

LOL, that's pretty good. Here's one for you:

Two men were up on a mountain hunting. Later in the day they saw a young boy peddling his bike up the mountain. They stopped him and asked what he was doing: he said "I'm hunting deer!" They kind of laughed and went on. About an hour later they heard a loud "BANG". The boy had shot his deer. Since he had no way to carry it down easily he lashed the front hooves to the handlebars and laid the deer over top of him.

He came rolling down the mountain at breakneck speed, and zoomed past the 2 old hunters. One asked the other, "I wonder what happened to the boy that came by here", the other remarked "I don't know, but DID YOU SEE THAT DEER RIDING A BICYCLE?"

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