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Farmer vs. Lawyer joke. (Bird Hunting)

Uploaded on May 13, 2009

A big city lawyer went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.

The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and your not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer replied. "I'm one of the best trial lawyers around, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything that you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in these parts. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin, which dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.

The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn't.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said,

"Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!"

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from 60256 wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

YES that is hilarious!!

Nate

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from Big O wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

LOL, God Bless Farmers. "Street" smarts, beat "Book" smarts every time. LOL.

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from steve182 wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

That's good. I needed a laugh!

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

That's funny.

What's not funny is my report card.

I have 3 F's and one D.
I showed it to my father and he said I was spending too much time on one subject.

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from cooner wrote 1 year 9 weeks ago

now thats a good one thanks

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from muskiemaster wrote 1 year 9 weeks ago

I enjoy a couple of laughs like these, keep them coming.

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 1 year 8 weeks ago

MAN that is a good one. that is the best one that i have heard in my whole life.

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from TonyK wrote 1 year 2 weeks ago

Never mess with a farmer and his land. He'll always outsmart or out-talk you.

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from 270WSM wrote 1 year 1 week ago

THAT IS GREAT.

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from sterling wrote 51 weeks 8 hours ago

I got one of those smart a$$ farmers for a grampaw. you just got to love'um. LOL LOL LOL

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 50 weeks 4 days ago

thats awesome

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from Greg23 wrote 49 weeks 6 days ago

nice!!!!!!!!!!!

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from mattreney wrote 48 weeks 2 days ago

haha best one yet

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from jackbrosnan wrote 27 weeks 1 day ago

Its really tremendous....
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Lawyer Marketing

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from 60256 wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

YES that is hilarious!!

Nate

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from Big O wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

LOL, God Bless Farmers. "Street" smarts, beat "Book" smarts every time. LOL.

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from steve182 wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

That's good. I needed a laugh!

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 10 weeks ago

That's funny.

What's not funny is my report card.

I have 3 F's and one D.
I showed it to my father and he said I was spending too much time on one subject.

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from cooner wrote 1 year 9 weeks ago

now thats a good one thanks

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from muskiemaster wrote 1 year 9 weeks ago

I enjoy a couple of laughs like these, keep them coming.

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 1 year 8 weeks ago

MAN that is a good one. that is the best one that i have heard in my whole life.

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from TonyK wrote 1 year 2 weeks ago

Never mess with a farmer and his land. He'll always outsmart or out-talk you.

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from 270WSM wrote 1 year 1 week ago

THAT IS GREAT.

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from sterling wrote 51 weeks 8 hours ago

I got one of those smart a$$ farmers for a grampaw. you just got to love'um. LOL LOL LOL

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 50 weeks 4 days ago

thats awesome

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from Greg23 wrote 49 weeks 6 days ago

nice!!!!!!!!!!!

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from mattreney wrote 48 weeks 2 days ago

haha best one yet

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from jackbrosnan wrote 27 weeks 1 day ago

Its really tremendous....
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!!Cyberking!!
Lawyer Marketing

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