Campfire

here is a great email you have to read.

> Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife
> and charges at you.
> You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
> seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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> Democrat's Answer:
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
> look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
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> Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
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> What does the law say about this situation?
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> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or
> would he be content just to wound me?
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> Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes,
> have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of
> reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
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> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hydra-Shock hollow points?
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> Son: Can I shoot the next one ?
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> Wife: You ain't takin' that to the taxidermist!
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