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Why did the turkey cross the road.

Uploaded on February 09, 2009

To get shot by the hunter.

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from kolbster wrote 3 years 15 weeks ago

of course why else would he cross.

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from buckhunter wrote 3 years 15 weeks ago

Because I was calling on the other side?

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from sere9501 wrote 3 years 14 weeks ago

Because the car was coming and suicide was the only way out!

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from wally wrote 3 years 14 weeks ago

Because he was posting a rabbit hunting season sign.

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from huntcamp wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Maybe to prove he wasn't chicken.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

To get away from me ! So the neighbor could shoot him !

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

To show the possum it could be done.?

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from Big O wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Or maybe it was the armadillo how Wa Mtnhunter(LOL).

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

LMAO

No armadillo's 'round my parts

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from AndyH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Because the Game Worden sad so.

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from Elliott Balthazor wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

To prove it wasn't a chicken.

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from TonyK wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Because the chicken was on a lunch break.

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from Skeeb wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Because he heard me walking into the woods...and then he started to laugh because he knew I would miss!

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from country road wrote 2 years 44 weeks ago

To alter his position in the space/time continuium.

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from buckhunter wrote 3 years 15 weeks ago

Because I was calling on the other side?

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from sere9501 wrote 3 years 14 weeks ago

Because the car was coming and suicide was the only way out!

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from wally wrote 3 years 14 weeks ago

Because he was posting a rabbit hunting season sign.

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from kolbster wrote 3 years 15 weeks ago

of course why else would he cross.

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from huntcamp wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Maybe to prove he wasn't chicken.

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from Big O wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

To get away from me ! So the neighbor could shoot him !

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

To show the possum it could be done.?

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from Big O wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Or maybe it was the armadillo how Wa Mtnhunter(LOL).

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from Elliott Balthazor wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

To prove it wasn't a chicken.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

LMAO

No armadillo's 'round my parts

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from AndyH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Because the Game Worden sad so.

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from TonyK wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Because the chicken was on a lunch break.

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from Skeeb wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Because he heard me walking into the woods...and then he started to laugh because he knew I would miss!

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from country road wrote 2 years 44 weeks ago

To alter his position in the space/time continuium.

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