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TALES FROM THE CULT NO. 31! (FUNNY HOW THINGS MAKE YA THINK.

Thursday, September 8, 2011
TALES FROM THE CULT NO. 31! (FUNNY HOW THINGS MAKE YA THINK.)

Wouldn’t ya know it? I was sittin’ at a traffic light, mindin’ my P’s and Q’s, when a carload of young, loud, stinkin’ muslims pulled up beside me. Yeah, they were shouting their jihads and anti-American stuff hopin’ to get a rise outta me. Didn’t happen. I just laughed my hiney off at them, as I looked them in the ol’ eyeball.

Well guess what, the light changed, the muslims took off heavy footed, while they shook their fists at me. Yep, they hit that gas pedal and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the red light and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. You could hear them muslims cryin’ for help. Yes sir, they were lookin’ for some good ol’ American boys to help ‘em out.

Well folks, I sat there for several minutes, watchin’ them loud mouth muslims scream to high heaven, or whatever place they scream too, and I finally thought to myself, "Wow! Just think, that could have been me!" Then I made a decision!

Yes siree Bubba, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver. Gosh I sure hope this lil’ story offends the heck outta muslims everywhere, I do, I really do. Y’all have a good ‘un okay?