Big Game Hunting

Almost Didn't Survive (An Elk Hunt in the Rockies Gone Wrong)

It was a beautiful day elk hunting. I downed my elk, and was in the process of boning the elk out. About 15 minuted into the process, I hear branches break behind me. I didn't think anything of it, untill I heard a growl. I thought oh crap it better not be a bear. Just as I said bear, a huge hairy thing jumped out of the bush and ran right towards me. Knowing later that it was bigfoot, I would have punched his hairy butt right in the face to prevent him from taking off with my elk. I guess since I was unlucky about my elk, I am very lucky to still be alive.