Deer Hunting

Funny Walkie-Talkie stories.

Me and my buddies decided we were going to take some walkie-talkies to our blinds so we could tell each other if one is headed your way. We all decided to goof around a little bit and come up with "code names" and there were to be no actual names on the radio (for fun and we just didnt want the neighboring hunters to know who was in the woods). The whole morning the 5 of us were trying out the radios and every body but 2 of us were using the code names, and we were bickering back and forth. As the morning went on I saw a couple of does headed my uncles way. So i got on the radio and told him. and of course, he got the heater going a little too warm...and fell asleep. so i kept trying to get ahold of him, using his code name, then he wakes up and responds, "what the hell CHRISTOPHER, the radio is beeping like no other what is going on?!?! Is there something wrong?!?!" so aggravated that no one is using code names i replied, "no GEORGE i was just trying to tell you that there are 3 does headed your way." silence....BOOM, i hear a shot in his direction. So after the morning hunt i walked over to his blind and sure enough...he was sleeping. so i wake him up and come to find out he didnt see anything. Not 30 seconds later the radio went off and one of the neighboring hunters replied, "CHRISTOPHER, PAUL, GEORGE, STEVE, and JASON, i listened to your whole conversation...you guys are soooo dumb (laughter)...oh and by the way thanks for the heads up on those does, the one should taste pretty good."