Deer Hunting

hunting joke

there were three men sitting around the camp fire at deer camp. the first guy said, "i'm going to get a buck tomorrow."

low and beholck, he comes back the next day dragging one of the biggest bucks they had ever seen.

one of them said, "wow, how'd you do that?"

he replied, "i saw tracks, followed tracks, found deer."

they were sitting around the same fire and the second guy says, "i'm going to get a doe."

the next day he comes back dragging a doe.

the third guy said, "wow, how'd you do that?"

he replied, "saw tracks, followed tracks, found deer."

the third guy says, "well, i'm not picky. I'm going to shoot any deer i find tomorrow."

the next day they go out and only the first two return to camp. they wait and wait. finally the third guy finally came stumbling in. he was bloody, battered, and broken.

the two asked, "what happened?"

the broken man replied, "found tracks, followed tracks, found train."