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Uploaded on February 18, 2009

I don't know why but this popped into my head today. I was thinking about funny things people have said.

I have never ever heard a woman say, "But that way feels like North!"

I have only ever heard a man saying that. To include having a guy pointing due South and telling me it felt like North. A few months ago I had a guy start walking due South and convinced the group he was heading to the right place, which was still 200 meters north.

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from VT Outdoorsman wrote 2 years 51 weeks ago

That is one of my biggest pet peeves, when someone thinks they know where they are headed, but in reality they have no clue. It really grinds my gears.

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 50 weeks ago

Yea, me too, VT... me too.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I've always had confidence in my compass and usually everything turns out ok. Last year I was hunting deep in a canyon with my son. His compass read north, my compass read south. Neither way felt like anything -- where we were just felt like "lost". We figured there was something magnetic in the rocks but even when we climbed out they were still screwy.

It looked like they went back to normal after a few days but I bought new ones anyway.

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from bob leeper wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

i found read maps a great guide for learning how to read a topo map. compass reading can be a lot of fun if you practice and use good sense. we used to do it in school by treasure hunting and yes my compass always points north

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Thats funny.

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

That guy better think of putting a map and compass in his pack next time.

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from sere9501 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

The crazy thing was the guy had a map and a compass and still went the wrong way. Crazy!!!!

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from steve182 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I trust my compass, and look at it frequently.

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from huntcamp wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Use to have a guy in camp that said compasses did not work in this area due to the iron ore in the ground. I think he regreted not having one when he shot an 8 point at 9 am and was dragging it until 5 pm. Went to check his tracks next day and found he was at one time 50 yards from the road. What a circle he made.

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from NJTOM wrote 2 years 42 weeks ago

I think it goes without saying that sometimes the smartest guy is the one who knows he actually has no idea which way he's headed unlike the guy from the story at the top of the message board. I can't tell you how many times buddy's of mine have tried to tell me my trusty compass was wrong

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from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

The sun rises in the east, crosses the southern sky, and sets in the west. Finding north isn't rocket science. But then, if the guy has no idea of where one place is in relation to another knowing direction is useless compass or no.

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

so the moral is BRING A COMPASS

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from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 6 weeks ago

No, the moral is to bring a compass and know how to use it, And a map and know how to use that too. Just knowing a direction is of little use unless you know what lies in that direction.

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from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 8 weeks ago

The sun rises in the east, crosses the southern sky, and sets in the west. Finding north isn't rocket science. But then, if the guy has no idea of where one place is in relation to another knowing direction is useless compass or no.

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from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 6 weeks ago

No, the moral is to bring a compass and know how to use it, And a map and know how to use that too. Just knowing a direction is of little use unless you know what lies in that direction.

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from VT Outdoorsman wrote 2 years 51 weeks ago

That is one of my biggest pet peeves, when someone thinks they know where they are headed, but in reality they have no clue. It really grinds my gears.

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 2 years 50 weeks ago

Yea, me too, VT... me too.

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from Carney wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I've always had confidence in my compass and usually everything turns out ok. Last year I was hunting deep in a canyon with my son. His compass read north, my compass read south. Neither way felt like anything -- where we were just felt like "lost". We figured there was something magnetic in the rocks but even when we climbed out they were still screwy.

It looked like they went back to normal after a few days but I bought new ones anyway.

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from bob leeper wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

i found read maps a great guide for learning how to read a topo map. compass reading can be a lot of fun if you practice and use good sense. we used to do it in school by treasure hunting and yes my compass always points north

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

Thats funny.

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from Christian Emter wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

That guy better think of putting a map and compass in his pack next time.

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from sere9501 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

The crazy thing was the guy had a map and a compass and still went the wrong way. Crazy!!!!

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from steve182 wrote 2 years 46 weeks ago

I trust my compass, and look at it frequently.

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from huntcamp wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Use to have a guy in camp that said compasses did not work in this area due to the iron ore in the ground. I think he regreted not having one when he shot an 8 point at 9 am and was dragging it until 5 pm. Went to check his tracks next day and found he was at one time 50 yards from the road. What a circle he made.

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from NJTOM wrote 2 years 42 weeks ago

I think it goes without saying that sometimes the smartest guy is the one who knows he actually has no idea which way he's headed unlike the guy from the story at the top of the message board. I can't tell you how many times buddy's of mine have tried to tell me my trusty compass was wrong

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 7 weeks ago

so the moral is BRING A COMPASS

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