By David E. Petzal
What with all the excitement over Hurricane Irene, you may have missed the following press release from Martha’s Vineyard on 8/23:
“The President, in a gesture of support for the brave freedom fighters of Libya, has ordered the director of the Lake City Arsenal to alter some of our existing stocks of 7.62mm, 5.54mm, and 12.7mm Soviet ammunition for firing in the air as a means of celebration. The United States not only recognizes the right of different cultures to express themselves in ways different from ours, but believes they should be able to do it safely, without the risk of injury from falling projectiles.
“The Lake City Arsenal will remove the bullets from this ammunition, replace the powder with a propellant designed for pyrotechnics, and replace the original projectiles with new ones made from light, biodegradable plastic that cannot cause injury and is not based on animal fats. This will result in increased flash and report, while at the same time eliminating the risks inherent in firing conventional ammunition into the air.
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By David E. Petzal
by David E. Petzal
One of the reasons I enjoy going through old copies of Field & Stream is that they bring back to life little bits of history that would otherwise be forgotten. One of these is the fact that in 1939-1940, Great Britain begged American shooters and hunters for rifles—any kind of rifles. Until England won the Battle of Britain in the fall of 1940, it looked very likely that Adolf was going to send his merry men in feldgrau across the Channel, and His Majesty’s Home Guard—a sad joke in and of itself—was practically gunless, the British having already gone a long way down the road to self-disarmament.
That trend has continued over the past 70 years, and in the past week we have been treated to nightly tapes of widespread rioting, looting and, even in gunless England, killing. [ Read Full Post ]
By David E. Petzal
Imagine a newspaper story on automobiles in which the writer confused camshafts and driveshafts. Or a piece on investing in which the words “stock” and “bond” were used interchangeably. Or one that referred to Marines as soldiers (which will get you a punch in the mouth from any self-respecting Jarhead). Not likely, you think. No reporter is that ignorant or that careless. Wrong. They are when they turn their attention to guns. Cartridge and bullet are used interchangeably, clip and magazine mean the same thing; submachine gun and machine gun are synonyms. And it gets worse.
When the M-16 was first issued during the Vietnam War, Americans were informed that it was deadly because its bullets tumbled through the air, creating terrible wounds when they hit. Anyone who has ever thrown a football knows what a crock this is. Apparently, news reporters do not throw footballs.
In a recent article in The New York Times, a reporter quoted a police officer as stating that a Smith & Wesson revolver went off when it was dropped. The handgun was made in the 1970s, so there is a problem: No Smith wheelgun of post-World-War-II manufacture can go off unless the trigger is pulled. Even if the revolver was cocked, it’s highly unlikely that it could fire. It sounds like the police officer told a Great Big Fib, but the reporter did not know enough about the subject (or, probably, anything about the subject) to call him on it.
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By Chad Love
Citing an infringement of citizens' Second Amendment rights, a federal appeals court has struck down the city of Chicago's ban on gun ranges.
From this story on Bloomberg.com:
A Chicago law banning firing ranges in the third-largest U.S. city probably harms gun owners’ Second Amendment rights and must be temporarily blocked, a federal appeals court ruled.
The Chicago-based court’s decision today comes in a case challenging a city ordinance restricting handgun possession to inside the home, mandating an hour of range training as a prerequisite to gun ownership and barring those ranges from operating within its borders. The Responsible Gun Ownership Ordinance was passed by the city council after the U.S. Supreme Court struck down Chicago’s outright ban on civilian handgun possession in 2010. [ Read Full Post ]
By David E. Petzal
Florida’s Governor Rick Scott signed a law last week forbidding pediatricians to ask kids if their parents have guns in the home. The impetus for the law came when a Florida pediatrician allegedly refused to treat a kid when he learned that said urchin’s family were gun owners. (This was probably illegal as hell, but no one is talking about prosecuting the doctor.)
Florida’s legislators have already been called toadies of the NRA and dealt all the usual insults, but I can see their point. Let us say that Dr. Rubella questions little Timmy and learns that his daddy has a handgun.
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By David Maccar
Doctors and gun control groups are already saying they will challenge a Florida law signed Thursday by Gov. Rick Scott that makes it illegal for doctors to ask patients about gun ownership. Doctors say it’s the same as talking with patients about safe storage of poisons in the home or about using car seats.
From this story on ABCNews.com:
"Gov. Rick Scott should realize the risks to public health and safety that he would be sanctioning by giving into the gun lobby's agenda," the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence said in a joint statement with the Florida chapters of the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Academy of Family Physicians and American College of Physicians. When it was first proposed in January, the gun gag bill sparked outrage among pediatricians, who said asking parents about guns in the home was not only their right but their responsibility.
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By David Maccar
Texas isn’t the only state has recently tried to pass a bill allowing college students to carry concealed handguns on campus, citing the Virginia Tech shooting as a strong reason. A similiar bill was shot down in Louisiana before opponents even got a chance to speak.
From this story on TheNewsStar.com:
A House committee Wednesday shot down a controversial bill that would have allowed guns on college campuses.
HB413 by Rep. Ernest Wooton, I-Belle Chasse, would have allowed anyone with a permit to carry a concealed handgun to have a weapon on public college and university campuses, including in classrooms and dormitories.
Wooton, the chairman of the House Criminal Justice Committee, declared handgun permit holders “the safest individuals in this nation.” [ Read Full Post ]
By Chad Love
A New York restaurant owner, adopted as an infant, recently discovered his biological father is, coincidentally, a famous epicurean…Mr. "Kill it and Grill It" himself...
From this story in the New York Daily News: 
A Brooklyn restaurateur, adopted as a baby, was shocked to learn his biological father is none other than "Motor City Madman" Ted Nugent. Bay Ridge native Ted Mann, 42, got the news about "The Nuge" in an October phone call from a sister he never knew he had. She had reached out to the adoption agency that placed him. "I'm like, 'What!?'" laughed Mann, whose newest eatery is Cubana Social in Williamsburg. "It took me a little while to kind of breathe normal again - and not just sit in my house staring at YouTube videos of him running around like a crazy person." [ Read Full Post ]
By David Maccar
While students at the University of Iowa are being trained to survive a violent incident while unarmed in response to the 2007 Virginia Tech shootings and similar incidents, Texas is taking a different approach.
More than half the members of the Texas House have signed on as co-authors of a measure directing universities to allow concealed handguns for students and teachers. With 38 public universities and more than a half-million students in the Lone Star state, that’s a lot of potential firepower.
Those supporting the measure argue that examples of gun violence on campuses show the best defense against a gunman is students who can shoot back.
From this story in the Huffington Post:
Texas is preparing to give college students and professors the right to carry guns on campus, adding momentum to a national campaign to open this part of society to firearms. More than half the members of the Texas House have signed on as co-authors of a measure directing universities to allow concealed handguns. The Senate passed a similar bill in 2009 and is expected to do so again. Republican Gov. Rick Perry, who sometimes packs a pistol when he jogs, has said he's in favor of the idea.
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By David E. Petzal
This all came about because a crazed yahoo killed four people with a knife instead of a handgun in the fiefdom of Mayor for Life Michael Bloomberg. If said yahoo had used a handgun, His Honor would have rounded up his tame fellow mayors, gone to Washington, and treated us to yet another gun-control sermon in his adenoidal bleat. But it was knives, so he was silent.
I thought this was a shame, so I wrote the post of February 18, titled ("Bloomberg Calls for Kitchen Knife Law Reform"), stringing together the clichés that Bloomberg, and Chuck Schumer, and all the usual suspects have used, and substituted “kitchen knives” for “handguns” where appropriate. As reader Breaking Clays pointed out in his comment on the post (and he gets an A+ for this one), the most crushing criticism of an opponent’s point of view you can make is when you write a truly idiotic parody of it and the parody is indistinguishable from the real thing. If this seemed real, it’s because there’s nothing in it you haven’t seen or heard before, spoken or written, in dead seriousness. [ Read Full Post ]
By David E. Petzal
On the weekend of February 12, Maksim Gelman, a 23-year-old Ukranian immigrant with a history of drug arrests, went on a rampage in Brooklyn, NY that left him charged with four murders, two assaults, and two robberies. His weapon of choice was an 8-inch kitchen knife. Four other kitchen knives were found in his car. On February 14, New York City’s Mayor for Life Michael Bloomberg released the following statement:
“This tragic event demands that America inject some sanity, some kind of reasonable controls, into its kitchen-knife laws. No one but a professional chef needs an 8-inch kitchen knife. No one but a professional chef needs an entire collection of kitchen knives. Why was this person, who had a criminal record, able to buy kitchen knives with no sort of background check? Because anyone can walk into a hardware or kitchen-supply store and buy any knife they want as easily as they can buy a blender or a colander.
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By Chad Love
And in more kids-'n-guns news from Montana, a state legislator is planning to introduce a bill that would allow students to keep a firearm in their vehicle during hunting season. Grab the popcorn for this one...
From this story in the Daily Interlake:
A state representative from Columbia Falls will present information Friday on a bill that would allow students to keep hunting rifles in vehicles parked in a school lot. Republican Rep. Jerry O’Neil will discuss House Bill 558 before the House Education Committee Friday afternoon. The bill, which O’Neil is sponsoring, would clarify language in state law regarding firearms on school property Current state law prohibits students from bringing firearms to school. Montana statute is less flexible than the federal law that inspired it; under the federal Gun Free Schools Act, there is an exception for firearms kept in a locked car on school property. No such exemption exists in Montana.
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By Chad Love

--Chad Love
An Oklahoma City woman with a concealed-carry permit used her husband's gun to shoot and kill two neighborhood dogs that were attacking her dog.
From this story on the newsok.com:
Charolotte Maughan was too flustered to find her gun, so she grabbed her husband's. “It's a 9 mm,” she said. “I had said to him, ‘We need to go to the range and let me practice with this gun.' I didn't know if I could shoot it. Well, I can.” She walked out of her southwest Oklahoma City home, told the crowd to step back and shot and killed two dogs attacking her family's dog. “I didn't know what else to do,” she said. Maughan was not cited, but the owners of the two attacking dogs were.
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By Chad Love
A Washington state nudist camp has filed a lawsuit to stop construction of a nearby public gun range.
From this story (via Outdoor Pressroom) in the Everett Herald:
A nudist recreation club is suing to stop a public gun range from being built along Sultan Basin Road, claiming that the state improperly agreed to transfer land for the range to Snohomish County. The state Board of Natural Resources in early December voted to reconvey 150 acres of forestland to Snohomish County for a future park. County officials said they wanted to use the site for a gun range and hoped to start initial planning this year. Lake Bronson Club and other neighbors in the rural area have opposed the county’s plan. They have concerns about noise and pollution. The club and one of its leaseholders, Dennis Potter, filed the suit Jan. 5 in King County Superior Court. “After discussion, the board of directors just felt it was in our best interest to do this,” the club’s secretary, Jodi Halfhill, said Monday. “We’re thinking it’s not a good idea to have a shooting range a mile away from a social camping club.”
OK, let the jokes, puns and wordplay commence...
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