March 26, 2007
Mouse Makes Off With Maine Man’s Teeth
By Dave Hurteau & Chad Love
You might think a big buck or brown trout makes a wily, worthy adversary, but when was the last time any of these critters escaped your capture three times in a row, stole your dentures, and taunted you about it afterwards? Judging by the ordeal described in this Associated Press story, anyone who wants a real challenge needs to start chasing mice. Here’s a little snippet:
"We moved the bed, moved the dressers and the night stand and tore the closet apart," he said. "I said, 'I knew that little stinker stole my teeth' - I just knew it."