This thing will surely keep the mother-in-law in her place or out of the house altogether.

common chad if were going to work so hard trying to think up a smart a$$remark about this, at least throw in a hat for the best caption or something.

Har Har ,.. crusty Norwegian salor dudes
Dat von look like dey dont feedn him his share of da cod fish.

Actually used to mow lawn for a retired ships carpenter on 3 mast whaler out of Norway.
When I was 10-11 years old ,. the old boy was nearly 90 then,and im not far from 60 as we speak. so it was a a few years ago
The old boy had hands the size of grape ape and at that age still 6'4" or better with visible muscle.
He ( Len was his name ) would have put the guy in the picture in his pocket so he didnt get hurt.

But am sure he would have loved that harpoon.
He loved ships and everthing about em and guns too.
That one almost big enough to subdue the likes of
Rose O Donnal chasing Tom celic ( sp ) with a rolling pin for shooting guns in Quigly Down Under

Avast ye Landlubbers.. Eye shall never ferget when eye was cruisin' for that monster of a bluegill named 'Blue Velvet'. Aargh, she was a feisty bit o' fish flesh. I tried an'tried With no chance of victory until the day I used a five pounder on her. Blew the bloody pond off the face of the earth (meself included) but eye gots her good. She is now mounted next to me in the great beyond for ever an' a day. Thinkin' back, eye do wish eye had that dandy piece of artillary in that there harpoon bein' offered fer sale now a days.

"So when are we gonna start driving deer?"