Nah... Joe and I are good buddies. He's just a saltie at heart... stepping off, with aplomb, I might add, into the sacred church of trout on the fly. The dude can flat-out fish with the long rod. He's great. And Alex... hate to burst your bubble, but I fish "gear" maybe three or four times a year, tops, and just for giggles. Thing is, I was born and raised with the fly rod, and nobody's shown me a fish I can't catch (yet) the other way. Okay, I'm a streamer junkie. I'll admit it. But as for the "dry or die" mindset... BS. Dries are great, but that's a 2-D game. The real fly angler can bring it, no matter what the situation. Follow?
Aw, jeez, now that I know it's you Alex, I'll tell you what to really use. From your split shot... drop 12 inches of 2X, tie on a wiggler or a bloack leech, or a black bugger, attach another foot of 2X to the hook shank, then tie on a glo bug (egg) blue is good, but for where you live, peach or cream or a combo of both is better. Beads are a sin -- I can see Cermele and I will be competing for your soul... I'll be the guy in the white robe on your left shoulder, Cermele, the red one on the right... as we get you more into flyfishing.
Yes, take up golf instead. Steelheading will make you crazy... I speak from experience. Seriously, if in the Great Lakes, I'd use a Wiggler, and in the NW, I'd go with a Muddler. The guide suggestion is smart.