Do you constantly fret over the adequacy of your gun collection? Are you worried there's a gaping hole in your hunting arsenal? Do you have guns for small game, upland birds, waterfowl, turkeys, predators, deer, elk, moose, bear, dangerous game, plains game, and pretty much anything else that walks, crawls or flies, but you still think there's something missing for the really, really big game?
 
Well, fret no more, because for the low starting bid of $19,950 you can complete your ultimate hunting battery with this, the Kongberg 90mm Harpoon Cannon, complete with everything you see here (crusty Norwegian whaler dudes sold separately).

 

I’m always envious of Western hunters, primarily because—in most cases—they get to start earlier than the rest of us! I adore mulie and elk hunts for a number of reasons, but near the top of the list is that I only have to wait ‘til late August or early September to venture to that gorgeous country.

I know some of you might have seen this image before up here in another form or fashion, but man what a great caption contest image it's going to make. I can't wait to see what you all come up with. This is my friend Bryan "Bear" Holeman. One half of the Holeman Brothers Guide Company after a stellar day on the marshes of Louisiana.

You know the drill.  If you come up with the best caption for this image you'll win...