The Calm Before the Storm: Everyone’s favorite University-of-Tennessee-hat-wearing bass angler, Bill Dance, tries to enjoy some leisurely fishing from a lakeshore.

Then the You-Know-What Hits the Fan: A pesky black swan just refuses to let Dance fish. The bird repeatedly nip him with its beak, forcing Dance to, well, dance.

The Check-Your-Underpants Factor: If you watched this with your eyes closed and just listened to Dance shriek, you might just think he’s being attacked by a terradactyl. But it is, after all, just a swan. This clip gets a 1.

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from Scrap5000 wrote 43 weeks 3 days ago

BAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH, be a man!

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 43 weeks 17 hours ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that thing would be a shiskabab after it did that to me!

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 43 weeks 17 hours ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that thing would be a shiskabab after it did that to me!

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from peter wrote 42 weeks 5 days ago

thTS RETTY DAME FUNNY

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from dwaynez wrote 42 weeks 17 hours ago

I don't care how many times i see that video it still cracks me up.

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from Charley wrote 41 weeks 18 hours ago

You can see why people in Europe use geese and swans as guard dogs.

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from bomberpride wrote 40 weeks 5 days ago

hahahahahahaahah

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from ETangler wrote 40 weeks 2 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA!! Dances with geese.

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from hawg daddy wrote 33 weeks 21 hours ago

i love to watch bill dances bloopers they are really funny.

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

ha ha

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

that was funny

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

that was as tasty as a blow pop

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

woot woot that was good

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from backcountrybeagle wrote 11 weeks 4 days ago

I don't know about swans, but my family has three geese and during mating season they become very protective and bite anyone who comes close. At about head level, which for them is about the same level as my crotch. All I can say is that they have very strong Jaws and pointy beaks.

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from earlyriser81 wrote 6 weeks 5 days ago

I have had the very same thing happen to me, but it was a Canadian goose instead of a swan. It can happen quick when you are not expecting it.

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from Scrap5000 wrote 43 weeks 3 days ago

BAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH, be a man!

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 43 weeks 17 hours ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that thing would be a shiskabab after it did that to me!

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from Alex Pernice th... wrote 43 weeks 17 hours ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that thing would be a shiskabab after it did that to me!

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from peter wrote 42 weeks 5 days ago

thTS RETTY DAME FUNNY

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from dwaynez wrote 42 weeks 17 hours ago

I don't care how many times i see that video it still cracks me up.

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from Charley wrote 41 weeks 18 hours ago

You can see why people in Europe use geese and swans as guard dogs.

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from bomberpride wrote 40 weeks 5 days ago

hahahahahahaahah

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from ETangler wrote 40 weeks 2 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA!! Dances with geese.

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

ha ha

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

that was funny

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

that was as tasty as a blow pop

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from klug3 wrote 16 weeks 4 days ago

woot woot that was good

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from hawg daddy wrote 33 weeks 21 hours ago

i love to watch bill dances bloopers they are really funny.

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from backcountrybeagle wrote 11 weeks 4 days ago

I don't know about swans, but my family has three geese and during mating season they become very protective and bite anyone who comes close. At about head level, which for them is about the same level as my crotch. All I can say is that they have very strong Jaws and pointy beaks.

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from earlyriser81 wrote 6 weeks 5 days ago

I have had the very same thing happen to me, but it was a Canadian goose instead of a swan. It can happen quick when you are not expecting it.

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