Seems there was this guy in a Corinth, Missippi, Lowe’s on a Saturday afternoon. Unless he was accompanied by his wife, I doubt kitchen cabinets were his first stop. He probably checked out a few power tools, maybe the new lawnmowers. But eventually, around 2:30 p.m., he gets to the Kitchen aisle where he sees a set of cabinets, opens the door to one—and a snake jumps out. A good-size one. It strikes, and hits him right between the eyes.