Every year during the Iditarod, bars in Nome, Alaska, put on a range of contests to draw customers. Look, it’s Alaska. Things sometimes get a little strange. So, in addition to “conventional” bar contests like a women’s wet T-shirt contest, there’s also a men’s wet buns contest (David E. Petzal has entered five times but has yet to place). And, just to keep things interesting, there’s a make-your-own-bikini-from-stuff-you-wouldn’t-ordinarily-wear-as-clothing contest. That one, thankfully, is for women only.