Most humans who should be afraid of them aren’t. Below, for example, is a video of a guy who has watched too many Disney specials. “I’ve never seen this many raccoons before!” he gushes, as if he can’t believe his good luck. He’s in a city. There are five raccoons along a chain-link fence. There’s what looks like a feral cat traveling with them. When the guy announces that he’s going to feed the critters and they start approaching, the cat can be seen moving away. It’s not a stupid cat. It knows that this will end badly. It does. I don’t know if the guy lost his finger, but I’m guessing he needed a rabies shot and some serious antibiotics afterward.