I have been hunting with turkey-slaying terror Jeff Budz for five days. He makes sure that three friends and I rise at 3:30. We hunt till 8:30 p.m. and are usually not back to the motel until 10:30. I have killed turkeys in South Dakota, Kansas, and Nebraska. Five of them. Jeff is a wonderful guy who makes you thankful that you personally are not a wild turkey. And he's also killing me.