Father’s Day is just around the corner! At least in terms of geological time.

Actually, the office is bugging me because there are too many copies of my book around the place. They they need room for a deluxe terrarium—complete with a tiny shooting range—that is being installed so David E. Petzal will have a place to park his tarantulas when he goes on vacation.

So we’re having a contest and giving away three signed copies of my best-selling collection, You’re Not Lost if You Can Still See the Truck: The Further Adventures of America’s Everyman Outdoorsman.

What do you do to enter? Simple. Come up with the best title for a new book by yours truly and insert it in the comments section below. To ensure the prolonged suffering of an unpaid intern, I am not involved in the judging. And, no, Bill Heavey Goes to Hell, is not an acceptable entry. Nor, for that matter, is Go to Hell, Bill Heavey.

The deadline is midnight on Thursday, May 7. Enter as often as you like.