At long last, we’ve parsed the caption results for this unfortunate stag. In Top Five fashion, the finalists are:
No. 5, Hoytboy I’m a rocket mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn …. toupee and lyrics by Elkton John
No. 4, wljphott Get in my belly!
No. 3, wittsec Remember Shea, you promised me 50 bucks for this pose.
No. 2, Cast-n-Blast: It’s legal here bro!
And the winner of a brand new Easton Outfitters pack is:
No.1, shadillac: Look at those BOUGH tines!!!
Congrats, shad. Clever play. We’ll be in touch shortly for your shipping information.