Caption Contest: Write the Best Quip, Win Some Gear

Okay, you all, it's time to get witty and write the best caption for the image you see here. I'll give you one week to think it through, then I'll pick a winner. This go-round, the winner will receive a nice grab bag stocked with Buff stripping guards, a Catch-a-Lure fly retriever, a pile of Chums eyewear retainers, a new UV Buff, and an Uncle Henry Folding Fillet Knife.

Good luck and get writing!