You're not seeing things. That's a Louisville Slugger with fly rod guides and a reel seat. It belonged to Ted Williams, who, as evidenced by the photo, was not opposed to running across a flat and swinging for the fences when he just couldn't land that Crazy Charlie in front of a cruising gray ghost. I'm joking, of course, though the novelty bat did belong to Williams. It's actually his own signature model bat, reworked and renamed "The Bonefish Slugger." And if you act now, it can be yours!