Discussion Topic: “Serial Hunters” “Mutilate” Canada Geese

And how do we know the geese were "mutilated"? Because it says so in the newspaper. Here are the headlines:
Chicago Sun-Times: Four Canada Geese Mutilated in Naperville
Chicago Tribune: Naperville Investigates Slashings of Canada Geese
Chicago Daily Herald: Naperville Cops Say Mutilated Geese Were Dumped By Hunters

Read the above stories closely and you'll learn that not only were the mutilations likely carried out by hunters but, far worse, by "serial hunters." Still, the most shocking detail lies in precisely how the animals where defiled--and I have to advise caution here: Their breasts were missing!

What kind of sick bastards . . . ?