Flipper Is Super Cute (Until He Ends Up In Your Lap)

I love all fish. Marine mammals? Eh. Most of the time the only thing they're good for is overtaking a bait school and pushing away the gamefish that were chowing on it. But I've been told the kids just love 'em. Oh sure, they're cute, with their little wake-riding hijinks that make for epic family vacation videos. That is until a 500 pounder jumps into your boat. This is definitely something I've never seen before, and hope I never see in person. In case you're wondering, per this story on BDoutdoors.com, the dolphin was safely released once the captain called in some help to lift it back in the water.