Watch enough domestic disputes on "Cops" and you'll see husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends, beating on each other with everything from lamps, to pool cues, to juice bottles, to children's toys. What I've never seen, however, is someone pick up a fish mount with intent to use it as a weapon. But there's always a first time, and that first time went down in Whitehall, Michgan. The fish in question? A mounted sail with a nice, sharp bill.