C.A. Pinkham replies: That sound you just heard was me fracturing my desk with my forehead. That's not what organic means. I mean, yes, that is what organic means insofar as you are consuming a life form that is still (at least technically) organic, but not in the sense you're thinking. "I don't eat farmed fish," he says, channeling the snooty, irritatingly white hipster every single server needs therapy to get over having to deal with on a weekly basis. The idea that farmed fish are equivocally worse than "fresh" fish ripped from a cesspool of pollution, sewage, and dead mobsters is the worst and most potentially consequential mix-up of "good" and "bad" since someone allowed Drew Magary to dress himself. It becomes exponentially worse when you realize this guy knows what a terrible idea this is, and his reaction is basically, "*&^# it, yolo."