This is my fishing boat.

Yes, it’s being rappelled down the side of a mountain. That’s not the problem though. The problem comes from the fact that I received this boat from my previous employer who’s logo is huge on the back of both sides. No, you can’t see the logo in this picture and I’m going to keep his name anonymous. Basically I’m sick of answering questions about it on the river and want to cover it up. When people ask now I tell them I won it in a contest…

Here’s where you come in. I’ve toyed with the idea of painting flames or huge scull and crossbones over the logo, but honestly can’t decide. Besides, I’ve been told that those two ideas are pretty lame. I need some ideas here people. The paint is insanely expensive too. Like $100 for two quarts. So it’s a bit like getting a tattoo – it costs a ton and I’m gonna have it for the rest of the life of the raft.

What do I paint on the sides of this bad boy?