Alleged Shoplifter Falls On Stolen Hunting Knives

Aparently to do this right, you need to steal some quality sheaths, too.
From the Grand Rapids Press:
A shoplifting suspect who was stabbed in the stomach by knives he is accused of trying to steal was expected to have a brief stay in the hospital, police said. . . . He suffered puncture wounds. . . when he tried to flee and struggled with sucurity workers.