This crazy story comes courtesy of a friend who works at Cabela’s, who writes:

Numerous lessons can be drawn from this article, but the two that stand out are: Never pass out naked on the bank of a Florida lake that is noted for an excess of very large alligators. And, more important, if you violate rule No. 1 and call out for help, be sure to make it clear that you are not in a drunken fight but are in fact being eaten by an alligator.

Thanks James.