Thank goodness Bend, Oregon, middleschooler Kevin Cox (now also known as “Deer Boy” and “Runs With Deer”) was unhurt by the blacktail doe that chased him for 7 minutes then used him like a salt lick as he warmed up for a cross-country race. Otherwise, this slide show wouldn’t be so completely hilarious. Check it out and give us your take: Was the deer overly aggressive, overly friendly (according to news it did “take a special liking to Cox”), or did it just want a piggy-back ride?