From The Chicago Sun-Times:

_So a coyote walks into a Quiznos . . .

Sounds like the start of a joke.

It’s not. . . .

Workers had propped open the front door for the warm afternoon, and in sauntered the roughly 30-pound, 18-month-old wild animal.

“He probably smelled our prime rib,” observed Bina Patel, 23, the shop’s manager. . . . There were four customers in the shop when the coyote wandered in. Two left, but two stuck around to finish their chicken sandwiches._

So, would you leave or stay to finished your lunch?