Grandma Got Run Over By Two Whitetail Deer

Reindeer are apparently not the only members of the Cervidae family that run over elderly women around the holidays. From the Toronto Sun:

_The parking lot of a small rural church sounds like a safe place to be.

A 77-year-old Simcoe woman learned otherwise last Sunday in the parking lot of Mt. Zion United Church in Renton, Ont. . . . when two deer came out of nowhere and ran over the unsuspecting woman...

"All I saw was a rear end, a white flash and the feet of deer going by," she said._