We all know how difficult turkey hunting can be. I mean, between Blues Clues, Dora the Explorer, and nap time, it’s hard to find the energy to scout or the mental stamina to outwit a bird with a brain no bigger than a walnut. So, as this Kansas City Star article puts it: If you haven’t gotten your turkey yet this spring, we understand. You should know, however, that you’ve been outdone by a 5-year-old girl. Check out this story of preschooler Madison Peisert and her 23-pound gobbler.