Moronic Misdemeanors: Dummy thieves steal dummy rifles

The crooks who broke into a Santa Fe, New Mexico, ROTC office may have thought they were pretty smart when they walked out with 20 rifles—that is, until they tried to shoot them. Turns out, the guns were just props for drills and ceremonies and can't be made to work. Thank goodness for the stupidity of felons. Click here for the story