Outhouse Encounter: Black bear beats down ranch hand on bathroom break

Poor Harold Cerda. Talk about a bad day. Having just left the outhouse—one of the few places where a man can find any peace any more—the Colorado ranch hand was rudely greeted by a cinnamon-colored black bear that knocked him right back onto his keister. Adding insult to injury, Cerda reached his car safely only to discover his lunch—one of the few pleasures in a long work day—already eaten.
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